Show STUDENT LIFE Viva Zapala! 1 SPORTS DOPE SPORTS ROUND ABOUT MIRROR USUAL 1952 — 9 Watters Issues Protest ex-Maj- or JOHN VOICE HACK & APRIL Mural Leader Really Gets Hot Under Gym Shoes When Sigma Pi Team Jumps To Mexican League BY HI I'ORSAKER Ray Watters is protesting!!! In a style similar to his fraternity inti annual team's usual carryings on Watters is reported to have turned in an official protest to the International Interested Intramural Interrogators after the entile Sigma Pi 'mural t am jumped lo the Mexican League (Viva Zapata) The Sigma Pi outfit at present the leader of the touted frasportsmanlike and ternity' race decided to leave the more surfor colorful campus roundings and bigger trophies when Shot "I won't protest about anything” Davis said that the SP’s weie using Ina "I may be a typing teacher but let me run the ball anyway” Doty in the touch tootball games through the use of clever disguises Boy with Beret Pieice “Boy with the beret” Bovvthorpe led the Sigma Pi group down route 91 on his skis saying ”1 hate to leave this Utah country ’cause the skiing is so good but I can hardly wait to get into that intramural bull fightfun-lovi- BY HACK MIILFR aie sad to report that all and around Wells-ull- e were wiped out by the fumes from the wet beet pulp piles near the sugar factory Long live the We rock chucks in rock chucks want to file a complaint igainst the sheep herders on top of the Wasatch range who's frequent spitting is causing considerable erosion to slopes around Heber and Morgan If we could only stop this— 1 think Ted Johnson’s desctip-tio- n of the Utah Stale fans and the condition at the Aggie basketball games was most fitting It seems quite unfair that my allmater (Kd Note — BYU) should those Farmers get beaten by who threw the Cougars off of their stride by playing "Little Purple Pansies" before the game Oh save the rock chucks ! ! ! Don't hit the deers ! ! ! Save the porcupines ! ! Let's get a new game warden out in Snovvville who will see that those nasty boys will continue to whistle before they stait shooting the bunny rabbits Let's save the bunnies!!! We MOONEY We hate Rex Lavne Rex Lavne is a bum We hale Rex Lavne Rex We hate Rex Layne is a biun Layne Rex Lavne is a bum We hale Rex Lajne Rex Layne is a bum We hate Rex Layne Rex Layne is a bum Utah Utah Utah Utah Utah Utah Utah Utah Utah Utah Utah Redskins Redskins l’lah Utah Utah Utah Utah Vndel Petersen Jack Curtice Jack Curtice Vadel Petersen Couch ing” Pete Curtice Jack Petersen Vadel Art Mendini student intraPete Couch mural piotest reviewer said that Jack Curtice Watts will probably Utah State should get into the Rocky Mountain conference Utah have lo wait until after Spring State should get into the Rocky vacation to get his case tiled Mountain conference Utah State Editor's note: In the meantime should get into the Rocky Moun- Thair ”1 won't go into YMCA tain conference Utah State should vvoik” Allen will attempt to swing get into the Rocky Mountain con- the intramural staff on the idea ference Utah State should get In- of kicking Watters out so that to the Rocky Mountain conleren-c- e great Nog Hanson can return to the department and Smith Glen editor: Letter to the is terrific Glen Smith is terrific for you like I always do — A rollGlen Smith is terrilic Bert Cook ing stone wonT be in the bush should play chess Glen Smith is ’cause rowdy Rex is a bum terrific Bert Cook should play chess Glen Smith is terrific Beit AUTO RADIATOR Cook should p'av chess Signed REPAIRING Some jeik from Bingham Canyon !4H a--r Utah We Are And loaders I have a pioverb Specialists Tricycles Kiddie Cars and Scooteis v Charles Keller Prompt Service BY JOIIX STUDENTS Come and Learn the Art of KELLER'S We Get Our Steam at Logan Phone !(6 Main 335 HOG CALLING FIVE GUARANTEE I take over the program) Boh Martin Say ' Through all of (lie proceed'ngs Bob "I'm a PE major new ” Martin said "Watters can't protest because there's nothing in the intramural handbook to legalize that sort of thing I think exmajor Watters is mad just because we didn't put him up for The standing before the Sigma Snow King” Nothing can be actually proven as to the protest of sneaking a woman on the field to play in the touch football games but typing Prof Doty is reported to be wearing long dresses in an attempt to hide t lie scraped shins she is still miisng from the contact received in the games Pi team jumped the league: Sigma Pi 1493 94t Alpha Chi Omega (terrific athletes those A'oha Chi’s) Kappa Sikma (haek in the league when Tod Carlini returned for a boost in intramural solar') 650 Sigina Phi Epsilon (with Sweetheart Carol Nielsen in the ' -- 10 YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY STATE TAX MEAT HAMBURGERS ALSO FREE NAPKINS WITH EACH PURCHASE ON OUR NEW HORSE NOW PLAYING Gene Kelly "ON THE TOWN" At the Independent LYRIC SHOWMAN Wrinkle resistant extra long for Windsor lino patented A bunch 17 CACHE INN EASY LESSONS YOU SUCCESS IN LIFE DUNKLEY MUSIC 649 544 6'!'! line-u- Sigma Nu (Go Pleasie Go!) 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