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Show E"XGX JIVE ure crept up to one of the lensed red warning lights. - thick At the telltale on shattering of- glass he his flashlight , nabbing snapped red handed a young" .native, boy with a rock' in one..;f ist and a sack in the other. It seems he was smashing the up a sackful heavy lenses, of first grade US. Ml landing light and taking it to his numerous relatives who ground and polished the gragments and sold them back to the G.I.sat! fancy prices, as first grade - Bill jTGhhsbn; tells this; one about the tilde he was stationed., with the 4th Combat Cargo Group at Myitkyina Field in Burma. There really wasnt much to 'spend your Phoney on there,, so the boys were investing their surplus cash and 'cr.ap winnings on precious stones and jewels that could be purchased from the natives cheaply... They, were buying rubies and jade and such nick necks for a fraction of what they jewels ,wculdr cost, ihTthe states. ..For $30 THE CYNIC LOOKS AT liARRIAGE or 40 you could pick up a ruby-thawould run' about ja hundred arid fifty Love is the star men look up to as at your local jewelers. walk along, and marriage is the About this time , however , the field they coal-ho- le they fall into.' -- . - , -- -- ; t . r ! . . bine for have, nuch jewel, shopping, because Bigamy -- . didnt; $ )(C . ,5 is having one wife too is the sane. - they, were having trouble every night Monogamy a amount of breakwhite, and green Marriage is a romance in which ground, signal lights; on the landing hero dies in the first act.' v:ith surprising ages anont the redj : many the - in desperation, crews Finally, strip. were placed at strategic intervals Or,- as Socrates once said, when askaround the strip to try and spot the ed whether it was better to marry or Several nights later one not to marry, "Whichever you do, you trouble. of the rien! spotted a tiny brown fig- -. will regret itl are. cautiously slipping through the CLASSES' START (co n't) He fence near. the .landing strip. and his glasses light up' with a neon watched, in amazement ; .while the row of one references. - - . 1, ' . ,fig-Urk.- ...: crept' up. to of' the thick Shakespearian v.rtsi r i;;1, 1 BRYAN PHARMAC v! TI v?See, .your Smarty, I told you to keep Years resolutions I I " New. TH E. L 17 TH S. |