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Show Vol.l TIo.l Jan. 1946 WESTMINSTER COLLEGE PAPER NEW. notice- This new canpus rag, The Blurb, is being pub- GLASSES START - The holiday season, for all men, it lished in direct ended officially toda with that infor students and faculof credible masterpiece ty of '.Westminster CollTHE GAME BASKETBALL ,'rass procrastination, After , seventeen ege. BETWEEN NESTMEISTER the illustrious '"Canpus days of Religious RA1ID WESTERN STATE Crier".' (R.I.P.) eaffirmation, Rest, Rfew HAS D BEEN CANCELLE under elaxation , Revelry , and Operating delusions of grandeur, Romancing ;comes at last WE GO TO. DIKIE THIS the new Blurb was not Resumption of the three D EOR A TWO evolved to improve your "R"s. (Headin, Rit in , GAME SERIES.. . mind, present ponderous. and 'Rubberneckirig) items of social significance, or proThe next date oh your scholastic vide Chapel reading mater ialv.Wet ed- calendar to look forward is Jan. itor daily speaking) "merely - intend tc 17th. On that date the, tp' fourth delattempt an occasional blow by blow inquency report falls due and the account of a ; lighter ...side.. .of .campus mai-I- boxes take slightly amber life libwith interspersings of social ior pinkish hue. In fact, must if you amber news and with dibs and dabs know, some of them are forever or cl of vhat we' misconstrue to:be From January 20th to 24th incluhumprV6 ac .....' sive we ail have a heavy date with a As The Blurb ds . beginning operations row of Blue Books. For those of us a vith one nan .staff.,, requested lyho wince at the sight of a BlueBook that all club and .organization press and break out into a cold sweat at igents and reporters who wish to sub those, ominous words, "Take alternat ait items kindly address them to the iseats two rows apart", it has been set up an 76.it.or, T.he Blurb, and deposit surr- suggested that the Booth in adin the campus mail slot, auxilliary specializing eptitiously and anacin. Or kc the main idea at present is renalin, benzedrene, just ex the ':o get. a few laughs (or at least as theres formerly with G.I, hn who espionage outfit is contemmaty laughs as leers ') treat your plating rigging up an ingenious Pony, iypwr iters accordingly. :(Edifor) He wants to etch his answers on his eyeglasses with an invisible ink preparation- that lights up every time Whats with this pinochle, Bridge, he breaks into a cold sieat. Natu?.nd gin runiay craze the's cluttering such practice is frowned on by Better they should rally. iip the the management. Besides, think how minimum charge for nave a ten-ceit might be. He goes 'And do they have embarrassing Tench occupancy out withhis that night to celuy donuts' and 'cdffee while theyre ebrate the endgirl of test week'. Taking cokes th.e tickets? No, riffling $.9'a- Spubl . f e.ature., Jie is late either drinking .cokes with kr ,ret. her back to Ferry lIalV 3ud feet onthe benches' or. eating'' st tender, -.nelr. lunch ,1th orange peeling nentjhene .he floor. farewell the door quietly opens Is that what became of that "Who,aunder, the- benign touchof Rosa Bird wants' to join a Bridge Club" notice (Continued page 2) NO GAME con-petiti- on as must TONIGHT ' . . . WEEK-EN- . ' . .. . -- - on-a- - .se sic ' ! 1 sfc : , . . its , -- t Do-Fl- op 1 . - . Do-Flo- 1 . p? nt its Its . . - Continued page 3) |