| Show matte iric tig tio an irish beggar recently made ills appearance at a public hote hoto hotel I 1 out west when luen lien the tiie landlord sald said to him why dont you ou go to work A large and an d hoarty hearty man like you should not be seen about begging he said lie could find no work well then enter the army there you ou can get bounty b 0 U lity and arty arly ai 14 per month and found 1 found 11 r replied c pat yes be j jabers abe abc rs found dead on the battle field A western poet poets speaking caking of tile the moon said she rihel laid aidner cheek upon a cloud like beauty on a young mans bosom an exchange paper is jubilant over the now new fasion empress eugenie eugenic has lately set and says bays lier tier example will comai commend 0 nd itself it elf eif to tile the good sense of all sensible women she sile upon a recent occasion appeared in I 1 n publio public with skirts shortened sufficiently to display handsome richly ornamented garters garter worn sworn by her A bachelor bays the irl lri printer n ter has evidently made bade a mistake that gaiters not garters is the height of this new fi fashion i A vew pew england englana exchange stanop 1 that a scheme is ilder under consideration for warming houses from a central source and supplying citizens with heat aa as gas is now supplied in a town 1 in 1 connecticut one of the overseers odthe of the tho poor called ona on a clergyman for ills hia services at a funeral you need not trouble yourself mu ch 1 he said 1 I only want a short common sort bort ofa prayer it was only a pauper n george augustus sala saia says 1 I have heard of an earls daughter to be bie sure she was one of seven who was wms allowed by her nobie noble papa but forty poun pounds ds a year for her toilette and she was passing ric rie rich h even at that thal forty pounds in greenback currency even and with gold at it would not suffice a new york belle for a single weeks dressing at saratoga lafoga springs an eminent new york physician says that from may to december I 1 lie lle habitually restricts his family and all his pat patients lents lenth to two ounces caen each of an animal food per day urging them to use vegetables freely during the simmer summer ha having fiig for twenty years ket kept a record of the matter lie estimates the mortality in the meat eating cating families at it about four times as great as in those households which have faithfully fallo followed cd ills his advice tivice the chronicle r says pays ay the following followill 9 conver conversation atholl occurred in new london on thursday between two celus one of them was reading over the lists of casual casualties fies fles in a new york paper when wilen lie stumbled on the name of one mccarty a private in a new york regiment the paper said wounded james mc are carev femoral artery patrick read it jam jas jai mccarty female ar artillery Villery 11 sure said his listener listener dy lie lle gethens of rebels enlisting the tile dear into their army bad luck to lem cm may the tho divel swamp yem lem cm entirely A spanish photographer has discovered a varnish which gives an astonishing brilliancy to the tiie prints to which it is a applied lied he keeps heeps his invention secret I 1 dut out t the varnish is believed to consist of albumen M matthaes Mat thays has also produced a similar enn act by means of a thin coating of colloff mon lon it is said that the rose of F lorida florida the most be beautiful of flowers emits no fragrance the bird of paradise the most roost beautiful of birds gives no songs the tile cypress of greece the fil ill dinest finest nest of trees yields no fruit dandies the shiniest shiniest shi niest niest of men have no sense mul and ballroom ball room belles the loveliest crea erea creatures t U r 08 in the world are often ditto only a little more so |
