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Show THE SAN JUAN RECORD Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - Page 20 Indooroutdoor wedding reception Hmmm, to set up the celebration outside or inside, that is always the question when considering a summer event. Early in the day, the cloudy skies looked like the other on the To top it all off, to work. way they were a married couple in rear-ende- d separate vehicles. Well, it is official. School is back in session! rain. But then they mostly blew Northern News away. And, that is the problem -the wind. Always a factor in these FROM SIERRA LA SAL by Maxine Deeter parts. In the end, the Warner - Frost reception was held indoors. Lots of folks from far and near came by to wish the couple well. Some came in indoor dress and some outdoor dress. But come they did. The bride looked lovely in her beautiful gown. The groom handsome beside her. They were flanked on either side by their parents. Smartly behind the reception line: chairs for the wedding party to use when they could. Nothing hurts like feet in a wedding line after a couple of hours. Correction - yikes, a typo! Miss Kori Mjchaunne (not Nichaunne) Harris will wed her sweetheart, R. Wayne Barker Thursday, August 26. That evening the couple will be feted at a wedding celebration in Enoch, Utah with a celebration in La Sal on September 4 from 5:30 to 9 p.m. Also on August 4 the semiannual (or more often) Banging and Booming at Rattlesnake Ranch. Yes, the big boys will be there for another dynamite shoot. Supposedly, it is a fund raiser for the local volunteer fire department. These guys are more excited than a little kid on Christmas Eve! Im very suspicious!!! As reported a couple of weeks ago, Jamie Hemphill, of La Sals Hal the Bane, was seriously injured in a gas explosion in Colorado. Since that time, he has been fighting for his life, although he is showing progress. He still has surgeries ahead of him. Family and friends will host a benefit dinner for him this Friday from 6 to 9 at the community center in Dove Creek. A silent auction will also be held that night. For those who would like to send h's wife Shauna (who grew up here in La Sal) a card or note, her address is: Mark One Apartments, 1160 Birch St., Apt. 15, Im Denver, CO 80220-622word could or use a sure she twro of encouragement. Work is progressing on the Lisbon Valley road resurfacing. Big trucks have been everywhere the last few weeks. Several local men, formerly retired, have gone back to work for awhile during this project. It gets them out of the son-in-la- w Kids headed back Monday. The first and second graders at La Sal Elementary were greeted by their new teacher, Ms. Orvin. They were also greeted by a new front yard at the school - a very ate tractive and appropriate xeri-scap- arrangement that requires very little water. Speaking of which, folks here and there and every- where are working feverishly to remedy the lack of water at the school and community center. Last week, engineers were on site to look at the proposed well location and discuss particulars with the folks from the school district. Plans are afoot to make application for a CIB grant to drill the well and keep our necessarily existing small school existing. Will keep you posted on that situation. School may have started Monday, but the extra circular stuff got underway last week with volleyball on Thursday and football on Friday. Read all about it in the Sports section. Pay particular note of the contributions of the La Sal kids. wife had come by and whacked Whacking Apparently, several readers were greatly relieved to find out that my too kind and loving wife could whack me upside the head because she saw a woman in the mall that she them upside the head. Apparently, their wife had seen a woman that was younger, thinner, or with cuter clothes than them, and if Cave Guys too kind and loving wife could whack away, so could they. These consistent I might have thought to be younger, thinner or thought whackings may have knocked some sense in me, or NOT. It did jog my memory about with cuter clothes. women Several and came by whacked me on the head and thanked me for last weeks article. another story that by Gary They told me that they felt like they had been liberated, knowing that it was perfectly acceptable to whack their husbands on the head whenever they googled their eyes at any woman that might be younger, thinner, or with cuter clothes. And you can rest assured a solid whack across the large flat frontal lobe is certainly warranted if an old high school flame gives a Cave Guy a hug down at the park during the Pioneer Day celebration. Although, and to be fair to both sexes, Bubba wanted to name his dog after his wifes old high school boyfriend. He loved to throw it off the bed each night, kick it outside, and take it to the veterinarian and neuter it. I am used to an occasional whack, but I was dismayed when several men came by and whacked me upside the head because they said that their needs telling. I know that all that happens between a man and a Torres woman is not explainable. But here goes. Once my too kind and loving wife woke up and whacked me in the head for a dream she had. When I awoke, or should I say, when I was clubbed awake, I thought perhaps my wife was just trying to kill a spider that was never even knew that cheerleader or liked her and I it. I have never had a dream about her. And besides it was your dream. Now if I had had a dream about her, sure then I was going to eat. dream about me bring this up because I read a trivia book which claimed that the average person eats five spiders in their lifetime while I and a girl I have never liked or or ever no-tic- So how come you hit me? Al- acro-phob- ic breakfast seemed a great deal less painful than what my head was feeling. I was surprised to say the least. After the clubbing I asked, What was that for? Convinced she was pg YUK MEHWQ GOST' r variR i A Kj. XSKsazj $974 CELLULOSE INSULATION n PER BAG INCLUDING BLOWER SAN JUAN BUILDING SUPPLY 1050 South Main St Blanding 435-678-20- 00 com- pletely right, Yeah. But you would have liked this dream. I just know it! So the whackings continue. DO YOU HAVE ADEQUATE INSULATION? GUY ed dreamed about. Folks in town were awak- out-of-tow- did have a dream like that). But this was your house! enough to still be in bed asleep) by blaring sirens at the fire station. It seems a couple of the flaggers had a little collision in front of Kendall Fullers home. One I could see why you might be mad and want to whack me (Not that I am dumb enough to tell you 1. ened at about 6 a.m. last Thursday (if they were lucky that if she was killing a big hairy spider, I would want to thank her. But she glared at me. She folded her arms and turned a cold shoulder my direction. She said, I had a dream about you and another woman. Remember that cute cheerleader when we were in high school from Blanding? (author would like to emphasize THAT IT WAS 26 YEARS AGO!!!) You know the one that you claim you never noticed? Defensively I reply, Hold if about to enter my mouth and which I they are sleeping. though, a high protein I thought perhaps |
