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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, MARCH 20, 1921. The Fablefof the Visitor Who Got a Plenty for Three Bucks By GEORGE ADE. The Learned Phrenologist sat In his 6tud!o surrounded by Whiskers; Now and then he put a oretlner to hie Brow and glanced at the Mirror to make sure that be still resembled William ' Cullen Bryant. Near him, on a Table, was a Pallid Head made of Plaster-of-Parend stickily ornamented with small La beta On the wall was a Chart showing that the Orangoutang does not have Daniel vv s facial angle. asked the "Was Barnum right? Learned Phrenologist, as ha waited, is Science up against It or What? Then he heard the Thud of Heavy F eet and resumed hie Imitation. The Door opened and there floated Into the Room a tall, rangv Person with a Head In the shape of a Rocky Ford Cantaloupe. the from his Meditation. Aroused ls eo-st- er There with the Goods' Conscientiousness, And as Hope, and Ideality the Limit! for Metaphvsical Penetration oh. Say. the Metaphysical Penetration, right where ve you part the Hair oh Laura! Say. you to a got Charles Eliot Norton whipped now. on It mv Hand Custard. I ve got You can feel It you'self, can't you "L can feel Something, ' replied th Human Being, with a rapt Smile Wit. Compassion, and Poetic Talent-ri-ghta here where I've got my thump Cinch! I think, you'll run as high as a per cent am all the Intellectual Faculties. In your Case we have a Rare Combination of Executive Ability, or the Power to Command, and those Qualities of Benevo-to lence and Ideality which contribute Senthe fostering of Permanent Religious I don t know what your presenttiment Occupation is, but you ought to be Presi- ..fTsiim., a M I VOto 4 It sH Made to grow or stunted at will i till! SpWy by adding or subtracting one single element in food f , J Thousands of mat and womat, it is now known, lack AY this vital elanent in their daily meals r viymm k r i '.A Pimples and boils corrected JlA Pimples and blackheads (acne) and boils, are, aa a rule, the result of lowered vitality. In leading hospitals yeast has been found successful in treating these common ailments. Usually cases of boils were either cured or greatly improved within two weeks. Acne cases also cleared up quickly. j For pimples and boils eat from 1 to 3 cakes a day. In cases of boils and acute cases of acne do not fail to see your physician. Laxatives replaced It is known that laxatives bring temporary can feel something, said the Human Being with a Rapt 6mle. Learned, Phrenologist slaed up the Stran- dent of a Theological beminari. Kindly ger. as through a Glass, darkly, and sip me Three Iron Boy a before you take the Air pointed to a Red Flush Chair. The Mark collapsed and the Great Man The Tall Man separated himself from with more Whiskers than Darwin evei One Da s Pay and then went out and saw stood behind Hint and ran his Finpushed People off the Sidewalk, He lae gers ove- - the Bean, Tarantu'a-thought so well of Htihself said the I. P "Well, well Thereafter, as before he drove a Truck Enough Benevolence here to do a famlH of Lignt hut he was alwavs glad to know that he I guess yes could have been President of a TheoCourages Sergeant lorn got the same kind of a Lump right over logical befninary A good Jolly Is worth WhatMORAL Jhe Left Lor Love of Home and FYtends ever It stands you, like the Bridge behind a Bunker Firmness out of sight! Reverence well, when it comes to Reverence, you ra certainty (Copyright, 1921, by Bell Syndicate, Inc.) I relief they cannot remove the cause of the trouble. Fleischmanni Yeast is not a laxative, but a food by its very nature better auited to the system than either drugs or oils. It should be taken regularly over a period of time. It tends to restore the normal condition of the bowels. And it cannot form a habit. For constipation eat from 1 to 3 cakes of Fleischmanns Yeast a day. FABLE OF THE PARENTS WHO TINKERED WITH THE OFFSPRING SCRAWNY, lethargic animal, rapidly XjL dwindling in sire, will completely change its appearance in a few das at most on a diet unchanged except for a tiny bit of yeast. This is how one noted scientist describes the almost incredible results of experiments with yeast, the richest known source of the e vitamine. newly discovered One mysterious element of food on which we are dependent for full vigor! Primitive man secured an abundance of vitamine from his raw, uncooked foods and green, leafy vegetables. But modem refined and modified is too often badly deficient in this vital element. water-solubl- . diet-constan- explains why it is that so many have nothing the matter with yet never enjoy full vigor and Physicians say they are vitamine-starveDay after day, they are failing to get enough of this single food element which supplies vigor and zest. Vitamines exist in various common foods notably in the leafy vegetables; but we seldom get enough to give us the vigor and store of surplus energy we all should have. This people them, health. Your Yard " He began to drink Homemade Gin Cocktails, and he smoked Hemp Clgarets until he was Dotty. One Day he ran away with a Girl who walled on the Table at his Boarding House and his Parents Cast him Off At Present he has i harge of the Cloak Room at a Dairy Lunch. Seeing that the Home Experiment had been a PWilsireTraining In the case ot Joseph, the Parents decided to give Clarence a large Measure of Liberty, tua. he might become Acquainted with the Snares and Temptations of the World while he was Young, and thus be d to sidestep the Pitfalls when he was Older. They sent him to the Public Schools; thev allowed him to roam at large with other Kids, and stay out at Nights; thev kept Home Brewed Hootch on the Sideboard. Clarence stood In with the Tpughest (Push In Town, and thus became acquainted with the Snares and Temptations of Boston Terrier, and told fats Father to fo 81s. the World He learned to Chew Tobacco Himself. In Du Time he went to College, 'where and Spit through hie Teeth, shoot Craps Chase At he U working the Shells present, to be a Lobster. The Bov and Play Golf Pool for Jack. he proved a Circus. held him under the Pump the first Night When his Father suggested thst he en- with MORAL: all depends. It When he walked across the Campus, tney ter some Business House, and become a would whistle. "1 Dont Want to Play IB Credit to the Family, he growled like a (Cop right, test, by Bell Syndicate. Inc.) A Married Couple possessed two Boys named Joseph and Clarence. Joseph was much older. His Parents brought him up on a Plan of their Own They would not permit him to play with other Boys for fear that he would soil himself and learn to be Rude and Boisterous So they kept Him in the House, and hia Mother read to him about Little Kollo. who never lied or cheated and who bne grew up to be a Bank President seemed to think that a Bank President was above Reproach. IJttle Joseph was kept awav from the Public Schools, and had to Plav Games In the Garret with two Splndiv Little Girls Ho learned Tatting and the Herring-Bone W hen he was Ten Stitch. Years of age he could play on the Plano; his Ears were 'I ranslucent, and hia Front Teeth showed like those ot a Gray Squirrel The other Boys used to make Faces at him over the Back Pence and call him tly d. But in yeast we' have a food that will help us out of the difficulty a food that is always ready, always in season and always cheap. Yes, just plain, everyday Fleischmanns Yeast rich in the water ft n soluble vitamine. f Already yeast is being eaten by thousands Thousands of men and women are now eating yeast not only those who feel the effects of undernourishment ; but the many who are only occasionally conscious of a lack of energy. As a result, many are being freed from minor ailments, are building up increased resistance to disease; and best of all are feeling a bounding sense of vigor and energy they have not known for years. Yeast may be eaten at any time with or between meals. One precaution: Those who are troubled with gas should dissolve yeast first in boiling water. Place a standing order with your grocer for - Fleischmanns Yeast; but not more than two or three days supply at a time, because yeast, like milk, should be fresh to be palatable. i 1 To learn many interesting facts about the health-givin- g properties of Fleiachmanns Yeast, write for the booklet on this subject. Address TH Fleischmann Company, Dept. 701 C Washington Street, New York, N, Y ft Yeast is excellent as a sandwich filler. People also hka to eat it on crackers or toast, or just plain. Soma praer it in milk or iruit juices. , '' f ' THE FLEISCHMANN COMPANY, Dept. 701 Washington Street, New York, N. Y. Send me without cost a copy of your new book, Importance of Yeast in Diet. 61-- The New h My name. Street,,.. , Pre-paie- . City State .."T Chop-Stic- Declamatory Contest to Be Held in Buhl cSfrli m Pocatello Objects to Sought by Power BENNETTS - Wallcoat Is the Choice of Master Painters Wallcoat bag boon particularly compounded to meet the demands of damp atmosphere as In bathroom or kitchen. It Is washable and sanitary and comes In a variety of tints thst offer unlimited opportunities for any design or treatment you wish. WallcoaL It or finish will F'os-te- do kalsomlnes, when exposed rock-crushi- Consult your palnter-a-nd ask for Wallcoat. iReraietr 67WPSor I Is The Tribune. BUHL, Idaho. March If The eouthern Council Idaho declamatory contest win be held In Buhl on March 25 Winners of this contest will take part In the state contest Raise In April. The towns comprising the southern Idaho district are Buhl, Flier. Twin Falls, Shoshone, Wendell. Gooding Two , and Hagerman. Companies. The Buhl member! of the contesting team are Ruth Allen. Thelma Theyne and Paul Bailey The contest is ex pectsd to be a lively one, with much rlv. Special t. The Tribune. the different airy prevailing among POCATELLO, Idaho, March 19 Proschool of the district testa will be made by the city council of Pocatello to the public utilities commission against Increasing the rates as asked for- by tho Pocatello Gas company and the Idaho Power company, if the sentiment at last night a meeting Is carried out. A special committee was appointed to Investigate the Inventory of the two companies and report back to the council. Several of th counctlmen expressed thomselve. emphatically against the proposed raise of rates, stating that the rates were higher now than many In other places, and that service had not been extended with th rates In the past The council will Immediately call for bids on an extension of the sewer on Should keep a standing army to protect South Lincoln street, between Whitman Sanitary conditions It from Invasion of the enemy, how much and th city limits more necessary la It for the Individual are said to make the extension Impera, man or woman to keep hia or her blood tive at once A special commute, composed of conn, pur and clean, so that the svetem may be able to withstand the ravages of the cllmen Hutson, Hlstllne, PHke and waa appointed to Investigate ami remillion of poison and disease germs that are abroad In the land, And this can be port on th proposal of Theodore Turner done only by taking at this time of the for th sale of th plant of J A year some good blood .tonlo mad from aouth of th city. theThe proposal an Jones addilo with eupplv city who Those vegetables. place their health above the dollar will find the EGO tional amount of water at the rate of 3 BLOOD PURIFIER and Bvstem Builder cents per 1000 gallon was referred to the a most wonderful tonic for stomach, city engineer and the city attorney Bids for the removal of the garbage liver and kidney complaints, giving vim, war considered and filed for tha benefit vigor and vitality to the weak and run- of th Incoming administration Joseph down system; a remedy that contains no to do th work for 160 per mercury or narcotics, on that Is made Smith offered M bid Silas Garrison month. tU per from roots, herha barks and berries. 'A dv, trial will convince the moat skeptical and Franrls McNally 1760 per month. It of the real merit of this medicine and waa derided to thoroughly clean tip the olty before bldg ace let for garbage diswill enable anybody to test Its wonderful power In restoring and Invigorating posal. , the whole system. In renovating and enCONSPIRATORS ALLtOKD the ARRtSTIO. blood, Jn giving an appetlts riching and a tone to th stomach Hv the For sale by WARSAW, March 19 d ell druggists Frees. ) General Knoll Irremkln, Prepared bv the F go RemBalt Lake city, Utah. tAJv j commander of the Third Russian antt- edy Co, Special For the Damp Atmosphere of Bathrooms and Kitchens Dampness does not affect will not change In color not crack, peel or fall, aa papers or ordinary paints to excessive moisture. Bolshevik army, two members of his staff and a woman giving her name as Countess Jeanne Zammojska, have been arrested bv Polish army intelligence operatives They are accused of conspiring against the life of Boris Savlnkoff, minister of war in the Kerensky cabinet, established In Petrograd In 1917, and leader of Russian revolutionaries In Poland The four persons taken Into custody are being held In the military prison here. TO BE OPPOSES G I As.o-elate- r, il E Says we must keep feet dry; avoid exposure and eat less meat. Stay off the damp ground, avoid exkeep feet dry, cat lees meat, drink lota of water and, above all, take a spoonful of salts occasionally tu keep down tine arid. Rheumatism is caused by poisonous toxin, called uric acid, which is generated in the bowels and absorbed into tho blood. It is the function of the kidneys to filter this and from the. blood and cast it out in the urine. The pores of the skin are also a means of freeing the blood of this impurity. In damp and elullv, cold weather the skin s pore are closed, thus forcing the to do double work; they become weak and sluggish and fail to eliimunte this uric and, which keeps accumulating and circulating through the system, eventually settling m the joints and muscles, causing stiflneas, soreness and . pain calltd rheuinatism. At the first twinge of rheumatism get from any pharmacy about four ounces of Jad Salts; put B tablcspoonful in a glass of water and drink before breakfast each morning for a week. This is said to eliminate uric sent by stimulating the kidneys to normal action, thus ridding the blood of these impurities Jad Salt is inexpensive, harmless and is made from tne arid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with litlna, and is used with excellent results by thousands of folk who are subject to rheumatism. Hera you have a pleasant, effervescent lithia water drink mhli overcomes uric acid mid is beneficial to yutjr kiJucjs a well. (Adv.) 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