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Show Thursday. March 2. 19M THE HERALD. She Takes Readers Into the Bathroom Amanda King Tim Barlow Michelle Hampton Robert Sawls Kerri Lyn Franco Jeffrey Noel Taylor Stephen Andrew Naugle Pamela Dee Elder And that was simply all. In Paris you pushed a button On the side of the latrine, Waited 20 minutes And all was peachy keen. Dear Readers: My very first editor, back in 1955, was Larry Fanning (rest his beautiful soul) a patient mentor and a marvelous teacher. He told me, "You can deal with any subject so long with as you use the right words one caveat: Never take your readers into the bathroom." Twenty-fiv- e years later I departed from his advice and printed a letter from a woman who was having an argument with her cousin. Should the toilet paper be hung so that it goes OVER the roll and hangs down in front or should it go in the opposite direction and hang close to the wall? 0 When I received more than letters from readers with opinions, I knew it was an OK Lucerne was somewhat Hampton, Sawls Do-ren- Saints Orem 28th Ward Chapel. reception will honor the couple that same evening from p.m. at the Orem 28th Ward Chapel. Friends and relatives are invited to attend. Maid of honor is Pam Tisdale with Jill and Terry King, Tena Barlow, Marjean Edwards and A 7-- 9 Mellisa Thomas. Best man is Tony Barlow. The bride-elec- t attended Orem High and graduated from Mountain View High. She was affiliated with Future Farmers of America and 'attends Hollywood Beauty College. Her fiance graduated from Mountain View High, was in ballroom dance and is employed at Allen's Super Save. Michelle Hampton, daughter of Monte R. Hampton and Leora Hampton of Lehi, Utah, will marry Robert Sawls, son of Nancy L. Bateman, on Friday, March 23. A reception will honor the couple that same evening from p.m. at the Majestic Oaks Club House, 840 West, Murray. 4635 South, Serving as bridal attendants Hall, Connie Doyle, Verlinda Roberts and Jennifer Hampton. Kristin Kofford will be serving as flower girl. will be Gayleen as best man is Serving Kenny Boyde with Warren Travis Duffin, Russ Gordon and Sam Hampton, attending. The bride-ele- ct atten Lehi High. Her fiance attended Brigham Young University. The couple will live in American Fork. Franco, Taylor Elder, Naugle Pamela Dee Elder, daughter of Lorenzo D. and Donna B. Elder Orem, will marry Stephen An- drew Naugle, son of E. Wendell and Virginia Naugle or Orem on Friday, March 30, in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-da- y Saints Salt Lake Temple. A reception will honor them that evening 9 p.m., Orem Ve7-- teran's Memorial Building. Friends and relatives are invited. Bridal attendants are Brenda Wilkinson and Joni Jaramillo. Best man is Phillip Naugle. The bride-eleattended Orem High, Snow College, and Brigham Young University, graduating with a B.S. in education. She is employed as a teacher for Alpine School District. ct Her fiance graduated from Orem high and Utah Technical College, receiving an associate of applied science. He served an LDS mission to Kansas-Missour- i. He is employed at McNally Mountain States Steel Company. The couple will live in Orem. Kerri Franco, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. James L. Bayly of Whittier, Calif., will marry Jeffrey Noel Taylor, son of Dr. and Lyn Mrs. Noel Taylor of Provo, on Thursday, March 29, in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-da- y Saints Salt Lake Temple. The sealing will be performed by Elder Robert D. Hales. A reception will honor the couple that evening from 9 p.m. at Brigham Young University's Harmon Conference Center. Maid of honor is Cindy Laub, with Gina Jessop, Lanier Martinez, and Leanne Nethercott. Best men are Vincent Bussio and Daniel Nethercott. The bride-elegraduated from California High where she was a varsity cheerleader and student government officer. She attends BYU. Her fiance attended Provo High sim- pler. You merely pulled a chain; Of this exceptional efficiency, The Swiss are very vain. In Munich first you find a crank And then you push a button, What happens after that, my friends, Is absolutely nuthin'. In Venice you must pull a knob And then you push it in; Good grief, the water won't swirl out The canal just comes on in. When you turn the crank in 15,-00- Amanda King, daughter of a Brown of Orem and William King of Orem, will marry Tim Barlow, son of Patty Farmer of Orem and Ross Barlow of Orem, on Saturday, March 24 at The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-da- y - Page U Ann Landers Weddings King, Barlow Prow. Utah. Florence, You get a little miffed; The toilet doesn't flush at all, subject. Although I still harbor a twinge of guilt for going against Larry's admonition, here's "An Ode to a Commode", or "The Johns of Europe," by Bette Wright of Gross Pointe Farms, Mich. In London you pulled a ring Protruding from the wall, Heard a monumental flushing sound The window shade will lift. In America we don't have winding roads Or cypress trees that line it; But look for the handle on a U.S. john And you'll know just where to find it. 7-- Irani! ct and graduated from Timpview High and LDS seminary. He served an LDS mission to London, England. He attends Utah Techni- I m Spirit cal College. SCHWEICER The Fashionable Furniture Company. UPHOLSTERED FURNITURE Come browse around . . . beautiful new colors and lines available for your jump into spring. Adventurer Ed Tflhxe Beautiful accents of oak and brass. 100 nylon tweed. Add an adventure to your home. 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