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Show tmtr Bew .re of the Dog Warning to burglars: skip our house V And burgle easier places, Unless you can get the robbery over In spite of our faithful guardian Rover Licking your hands and face. Ceorgie Starbuck Galbraith 1. ConUnenUI French Purse combination billfold and coin pure. Top grain leather in mustard or red, with white strip. $3.00 value, only $2.75 with weight circle. 1. Waterproof pouch highly visible orange vinyl. Folds to fit purs or lunch box. Small, medium, large. $2.00 value, only $1.00 with weight circle. Day-Gl- o 3. Retractable doe leash fingertip control of any dog. Single push button allows leash to unreel, rewind or lock to any length up to 12 ft. $6.95 value, only $3.00 with weight circle. LowealMe I" iJ tJT .... M J. X , 1 f Bairains m V rVriM fljf dUm-t- kt Hlltt btrfiw ifthtm mm Mini . fltvtrst tick, tutri-ti- e ucmflttt..."$ll ym M it hn." , . '". jaUifc Two elderly ladies checked into a Bporty hotel in Miami Beach. The first thing they noticed was a little man circulating from guest to guest in the lobby, talking in low tones and collecting money. They were informed that he was a bookie, a man who takes bets on horses. In vacation abandon, they impulsively decided to risk two dollars each. They lost. That night one of the ladies semed so unhappy that the other counseled her, "Doris, you mustn't cry over spilt milk. After all, it was only two dollars." "It's not losing that's bothering me," Doris answered. "I was worrying about if we'd won. What would we have done with the horse?" Dorothea Kent Real Accomplishment Any husband considers himself a success At a job such as building a shelf When he's able to stall to the point where his wife Gets disgusted and does it herself. Rulh Chadtcick Little Susan was watching tv with her grandmother and asked, "What programs did you watch when you were a little girl?" "We didn't have tv when I was a little girl," Grandma replied. "Well, what did your mother naughty?" Susan asked. turn off when you were Herm Albright The next thing they ought to teach those robot toys to do is to pick themselves up off the floor. Anno Herbert I iboaV QUIPS AND QUOTES A business executive put on so much weight that his doctor ordered him to go into the hospital. There he was put on a strict diet. When the man's office staff sent him a large basket of flowers, the executive acknowledged it with a note that said : "Thanks for the flowers. They were delicious!" Dan Bennett MW.iteam- 4. "THINGS YOU LOVE" 10 popular hits performed by Capitol's top recording artists including: Jack Jones, Nancy Wilson, The Lettermen, Nat King Cole. $4.98 value, $1.25 with weight circle. S. Jewelry Kiddles by Mattel gold-platejewelry wrth tiny dolls inside. Set of three . . . 6. Loveable bracelet, pin, ring prevents tipping. $2.50 value, only $1.00 with weight circle. . . . Dog Bowl tough, durable plastic 3W high x 9 V diameter. $3.87 value, only $2.25 with weight circle. Extra-wid- base e TO: THINGS YOU LOVE Box 9117 St. Paul, Minn. 55177 Enclose check or money order for the total amount plus a weight circle for each item. No. Retractable leash(s) French Purse(s) g $2.75 each ( ) Mustard & white ) Red white Waterproof poncho(s) ti.uu eacn Small yrs. Med. yrs. I Large yrs. fl 2-- 6-- 8 10-1- 2 Pis $3.00 each i2 Trfl aahafc a '' Record album(s) m $1.25 each U Jewelry Kiddles Cy $2.25 per set Dog bowl(s) fe $1.00 each Total Amount Enclosed "Not zip Cod caw mnl MtMaf ft man Matty. . . afftar so 14 wts. Family fast. Watch out for that corner. Easy on those curves." Weekly, February 9, 1969 |