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Show Something Afoot Women's shoes are really ridiculous, - FOR AN BITRA PHONE?' f. i a k m Ha . m- - . mt m m mm m m mm. - m m m m m m m m , & t m m ,i m i .." I onlysp TV:".' "vA'l I.';. H'. m better in heeb than in flats. That women look " Richmrd Armour Quips and (Juotes .V- in homemaking so she could help more around the house. When the course was finished, the daughter: a. Took over Mrs. Stillwell's household, chores. b. Got married. 3. Mrs. Brent's hands were red from doing the diahes for her large family. On the day before her birthday she hinted to her husband and children : "I "wish there was a way to protect my hands from soapy water." The husband and children got together and presented her with: a. An automatic dishwasher. b. Rubber gloves. Frank Rose Some expensive perfumes, To judge by the whiff I get in passing, Are not up to sniff. D. E. Twigga A conductor, after arguing with a skinflint about hi fare, va : about to put the man off the train.' He picked up his suitcase and started to hurl it out the door. "Don't!" cried the irate miser. "You're not satisfied to over-- , charge me 35 cents. Now you're trying to kill my little boy." John Skotwell , - - 4 Tho Qosslp Quiz for HoumwIvm 1.' It was the evening of their & was anniversary and unhappy because her husband apparently had forgotten it. Suddenly, however, there was a noise on the front porch. Mr. Cabot leaped up eagerly, flung open the door and said: ' a. "Pile all the gifts in front of my lovely wife, boys ln be 'Hlrfellowsr I've got the cards and poker chips all set Always first wrt .1 Mrs.-Cab- ,.wv J F1C3DOO. Mr. I v rvfrn V r- -- I r-'H- Si if-- rr rr-rf- rl I llfcco rc!lib!3 phpntii crb ti E r . I f I ' t 2. Mrs. Stillwell was pleased ' when her teen-ag- e daughter announced she was taking a course -- Lmvonnm . pccc!bl3 to havo a phono A henpecked husband visited .? ' 1 ' -- A anaf , a t cvmptainea oj. pBivnminy a recurring nightmare: "Every night," he said," "I dream I'm shipwrecked with ' women. - "What's vj r.!A!L 10-DA- KO-CIC- Y fa fur fair - N.Y Now FW4-2- 4, ' , : r - ,:V -- , t i - iai ,. (TzzziliU petto? ., , por phoca) . hi JW "Walter, work i that way!". ii m - gUiw is Family Weekly, April . It t$ beautiful '..'C that?' asked the psychiatrist. "Well," said the browbeaten husband dejectedly, "have you ' ever tried eooking for It women?" Hem Albright COUPON TODAY U 122 IvA 42ml Strott, York 17, Dt ' m:oi f Trsi rharh Sisdirf Eal Rmmm Q $9.$S JkZ of 2 for jnttrcom b $18.53 "brIJLCO, ,.".i. It so terrible about ft ovcry room (cost less t to own forever than what you'd pay to rent for 3 f mcnttisK'Two rnako a lino Intercom. A buy! Mmthitom-- . ..-L4 -.- rocdy to uso in: a colld veluo, mako it iprni ' . 1 'icjwi .equipped with ctencierd plug f f to beat -- sturdy . reconditioned Western Electric, Kollogg and .V Carc.beroi1COT phones at about iDnoJf V d " i . With pointed toes and with heeb perpendiealous, blnnt of them, And sometimes, at least in the open-toeWith toes sticking out in the cold in front of them. They're utterly. erasy, they're weird and impractical,' |