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Show SunJay, Jul to waste risninal mfgids an easy thing Dear Ann Lenders: You have printed several letters about stupid judges, but I have yet to see a letter about stupid criminals. What I'm about to write are true stories so help me. I could never make this stuff up. A man went to rob a bank. After taking the money, he ran out the door and accidentally dropped his driver's license. How nice and convenient for the police. They knew exactly where to go. They showed up at his home an hpur later and arrested him. ; Can you stand one more? A yOung man was in court because he had expired license plates on his car. When he raised his right hand before the judge, a packet of cocaine fell out of his sleeve. It would have been less trouble to have gotten new license plates. Collector of Oddities Dear Collector: And cheap er, too. Thanks for your ; input Please keep reading: Dear Ann Landers: I am Thanks for sending it. A man has been paroled after seven months in jail so he can help ctre for his mother, whom he shot four times last year. The judge sentenced him to seven months to two years in jail for the shooting of his mother. Because the man already has been in jail for seven months to await sentencing, the judge agreed to release him once it is confirmed that he can take the drug Antabuse. The drug, which the judge ruled must be administered by a law enforcement officer, would make the man violently ill if he drinks alcohol. "If you take one drink or miss one counseling session, you are going to jail because the risk is unacceptable," the judge said. The mother, who has cancer, told the judge she wanted her son to come home ld Ann Landers years old, and I have seen many peculiar things in my lifetime, but this is absolutely the most outrageous legal decision I've ever heard of. That judge must be crazy to have paroled this man to the care of his mother. And the mother must be off her rocker for Stunned requesting it. Reader 51 Dear Stunned: Here's an version of the Associated Press story. edited Tribune er -Calif. PASADENA, "Family Matters" will get more - than a new network when it moves from ABC to CBS this fall. There'll be some changes in ". some of the characters and in Cthe look of the show. ; v ; Most prominently, nosy neighbor Steve Urkel, played by jaleel White, will be brought tug to date. 1 1 think we need to just put i'Steye in some more mature situations," White told TV writers here. "Ditch the high school ;j sweaters they used to wear in -- i'Happy Days." "The character Carl of Winslow (Reginald VelJohnson) undergoing a slight 2 cha,nge. He'll become a police he's been a patrol jcajatain o Jis-als- which will put him into man another work environment. White, 20, has been playing Urkel since the show launched on ABC eight seasons 4$?- Fans shouldn't fret over the alterations, he said: "He's the same person," White stressed. "He's kindhearted, he's a goober, he's going to break everything." - CBS Sports is producing "My Sergei," a docudrama based on two-tim- e Olympic gold-medskating pair Ekaterina Gordeeva and her husband, Sergei Grinkov, who collapsed and died on the ice at a 1995 practice session. "We will use actors for some footage of them as teen-ager- s and a dream sequence," said CBS Sports spokesman Dana McClintock. "The rest is actual al 'yffy footage of them." The narrative, adapted from Gordeeva's same-titlebest seller, tells how they met in their native Moscow and paired in 1982, when she was 11 and he was 15, It then chronicles their life together, showing how Gordeeva fell in love with Grinkov and how, a year after his death, she perfoimed in public for the first time without him at her side, with daughter Daria watching. Production in the United States and Russia will wrap this fall, CBS said. d Ann-Margr- will star in et "Life of the Party," a made-for-Tmovie about the rXlUPW UAH, UAH PKWY. t. l (.KM or Jul) I, AST 211 19i: Put ARIES (March your nioiify into your housi', not wimc riKky venture that someone in trying to talk you into. You nod to tfet hack to conservative and stable invest mentH. TAURUS (April 20 May 201: Romantic connections can be made through intellectual pursuits. Take time to i;et to know one another as friends lieliire you move into a physical liaison. (IKMINI (May 21 .lunc 2()i: You will be liichly sensitive to comments made hv your peers Hold your temper anil refrain linin l.ikniK risks that micdil cause injury You trulv need to think heliire you act today CAN! "KM 'June 21 July 22 You will be enioliunal rrttiininiK hiudshipn that someone close to you is liiciMM Help by tiikuiK care ol some ol then duties and paperwork You will be appreciuled and rewarded lor your kindness. I.KO i July 2!l Auk 22 1: Your mad' may not he too content. Don't push yourself on hi ill or her. You may need to Hive up a little space. They are probably having problems with the way you are running things at home. VIKCO (Auk. 2:i Sept. 22: (1ft out and do some sociah.inK Willi your peers. You need to tfcl into the sWiiik of things, Personal changes will enhance your appearance and your confidence. LIBRA (Sept. 2;i Oct. 22i: Put your ideas to work. Your insightful, trend-settinway of putting things together on Based Christopher Ogden's besfcselling bio, "Life of the Party" chronicles the rise of Harriman as one of the most in women influential sociand Washington politics ety. Principal photography begins this fall, and the movie will premiere on Lifetime in the spring, network officials said. Former New Jersey Sen. Bill Bradley debuts as a news analyst on Saturday's "CBS Evening News." He'll generally appear in the weekend newscasts ... MTV's "Cartoon Sushi," a ru I I A h i: R R ( t si MY BEST uh M 7. Ji'frff' w ill cause problems. Ignore" this inexcusable behavior and carry on with your own plans. Slop trying to please family everyone else. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 Dec. 21 1: Your need to be a pad of something will lead you to join clubs or groups that interest you. You w ill want to get away and enjoy new surroundings as well as meet new friends. CAPRICORN (Dec 22.1an lHi You will he worrying about money again Try to curb the spending habits oi the females in your family You have to make them pav for then own debts A(UARIUS i.lan 2(1 Feb IKi Your emotions will be up and down il your future looks unpredictable Try to move with the times You should follow your instincts when it conies to bumness decisions. IMSCKS (h'eb 111 March 20 1: Kely on your intuition in order to make the right decision regarding your friends He evaluate their motives before you put yourself oil the line for someone unworthy. 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"I'd like you to let him come home and help me out," she said. "This is a very difficult situation. I don't know how much time your mother ha left, plus the hardtthip of her running the farm," the judge said. The mother had tcHtiflcd that her son put a gun into her ribs and fired becuum' she refused to give him money for beer. Police charged the won with attempted criminal homicide, aggravated assault and reckless He pleaded guilty to the attempted homicide charge, and ail others were dropped." endun-germcn- IW 20. 300 NORTH PROVO, UTAH 373-877- 9 |