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Show What Vieu; Inside a Submarine. t,ie i j yrx"y -- a3T is V1 Jf&WXM 'fit av 1 V e-ru- ? -na Is it a Catarrh Remedy, or a Tonic, or is it Both? nmr Help. "And this reminds me." ras Cncla By, "of an experience I had in 1888. I was fireman on a limited train in Kansas, and one foggy night we had head-encollision with a freight train carrying 4.!)7S dozen eggs to Wichita. Thai was the greatest egg shampoo of my life' Why, the engine coughed scrambled eggs for a week and the 0 reman was so slippery we had to sand his clothes to get hold of bim. "In the melee my watch stopped I took it to the man with the at the sign of Uiree monkey-wrencand h balls. " 'I guess there's some dirt in it,' I said, apologetically, as I handed him Some p ple call Peruna a j;reat tonic Others refer to Peruna as a peat catarrh remedy. Which Oi these people are right f Is it more proper to call Peruna a catarrh remedy than to call it a tonic ? Our reply is, that Peruna is both a tonic and a catarrh remedy. Indeed, there can be no effectual catarrh remedy that is no, also a tonic. In Older to thoroughly relieve any case of catarrh, a remedy must not only have a specific action on the mucous membranes ariected by the catarrh, but it must have a general tonic action on the nervous system. Catarrh, even in persons who are otherwise strong, is a weakened condition of some mucous membrane. There must be something to strengthen the circulation, to give tone to the arteries, and to raise the vital forces. Perhaps no vegetable remedy in the world has attracted so much attention from medical writers as HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS. The wonderful efficacy of this here has been recognized man y year, and is growing in its hold upon the medical profession. When joined with CUEEBS and COPAIBA a trio of medical agents is formed ia Peruna which constitutes a specific remedy for catarrh that in the present state of medical progress cannot be improved upon. This action, reinforced by such renowned tonics as COLtlNSONIA CANADENSIS, C0KYDALIS FORMOSA and CEDRON SEED, ought to make this compound an ideal remedy for catarrh in all its stages and locations in the body. From a theoretical standpoint, therefore, Peruna is beyond criticism. The use of Peruna, confirms this opinion. Kumberlpss testimonials from every quarter of the earth furnish ample evidence that this judgment is not over enthusiastic. When practical experience confirms a theory the result is a truth thst cannot be shaken. the watch. "'Oh, never mind.' he replied, blandly, 'I'll find it in timer' " 'Is there a woman in the case?' he asked, as he prepared to open the With too many people charity Is watch. 'Are you married?' mora of a fad than a virtue. I 'this "'No,' replied, thankfully, wreck is the worst thing that ever No muss or failures made with PUThappened me!' NAM FADELESS DYES; bright, beauti"Well, I called for my watch next ful colors a certainty. day and the man was mad. " 'Watch-e- r Some men can't even do their duty givin' me?' he dewithout making a fuss about it manded. "'Why?' I asked. I S CURED IN e TO 14 DAT. " 'Because,' said he. 'this is no PAZOPU OINTMKNT is to cure any case of usb Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Hies ia watch; this is an 6 to U days or money ref unded. W)c. "'Don't that heat time!' I moaned. " 'Yes,' he added, feelingly, 'ten dolWhine from Henry James. lars, please.' James, pursuing his theme, Henry "Ten dollars?' I gasped. "The Speech of American Women," bed-bua in "'Yes, the watch had speaks of a group of Boston young It!' women, "all articulating as from sore "'A mouths, all mumbling and whining '"Yes, sir; between the ticks!' and vocally limping and shuffling as it "I didn't have the $10 and I told were together." He compares, also to him so. Its great disadvantage, a school where '"All right," he declared, 'I'll hold parents pay so much not to have their the watch in escrow!' boys taught to speak as gentlemen, I shouted. 'Ah, ha! with one '"In escrow,' "beyond the sea, in which Now I know what was the matter the proviso that the schoolmaster with that watch all the time. Some shall speak as a gentleman is so absoof those eggs were bound to have lutely vital." been roosters!' "You know a baby with a crow in Surely Had Helped. it is all right, but a watch! Never!" While the child labor bill was under discussion in the senate Mr. Piles CHRISTMAS MORXING. said he did not approve of some proI wish that I could And the joy visions in the measure, adding: "UnIn writing prose and sonnets. der the bill as it now stands I would That Willie finds in his new sled With race horse "pitchers" on tt. not be permitted to employ my own son in my law office if he were under 14 years cf age." "Would you," Sena Rag Time Rhapsodies. If some men owned the earth they tor Beveridge interrupted quickly, would begrudge the tax collector his "put a son under 14 years of age at work in your office it' you desired to stipend. train him to be a lawyer?" "I went The man who does not love a clean, into my father's office," said Senator pretty child, is fit for strategies and Piles with dignity, "at the a?e. of 13." trusts. I never see such a minion of 'Did it help?" queried the Indiana I am here." "Yes. Then jhumanity without wanting to hug It. senator. This is merely more proof that I have the sedate senate chuckled. lio connection with the hydra-headeSafe, Sure and Speedy. monster of modern times, the trusts. No external remedy ever yet devised has so fully and unquestionably met these three prime conditions as successfully as Allcock's Plasters. They are safe because they contain no deleterious drills and are manufactured upon scientific principles of medicine. They are sure because nothing goes into thm except ingredients which are exactly adapted to the purposes for which a plaster is required. They are speedy in their action because their medicinal qualities go right to their work of relieving pain and restoring the natural and healthy performance of the functions of muscles, nerves and skin. Allcock's Plasters are th? original and genuine porous plasters and like most meritorious articles have been extensively imitated, therefore always make sure and cct the ffenuine. ed Townsend s Enamel Cream Makes attract e faces Inm ed tfiely. Superior U faoe powdery, Its out. is uoi delected. Far frloe everywhere, C NOl lOO 50 oents Overhead is the commanding officer's platform, and the steering-wheel- . . ........ .. ic t.,.. inca luluu U U j ln tne middle background is the flywheel, and behind it are the submarine's engines. On the left is the indicator which shows the depth beneath the surface and the vessel's deflection from the horizontal. The question of escape from sunken submarines is seriously engaging the attention of engineers, and also that of communication with the surface. The presence of a disabled boat can be revealed by the detachable buoy connected with the vessel by a reel of wire. It also establishes telephone connection. This apparatus is now being fitted to the U. S. submarine plunger. Tn thA the rudders- L-3T6 Yet to buy a Diamond at the 1900 price. Don't put it off too long. Write us. , I - FIRST IN ART OF OLD. -- BxikMBjf' MAIN ST. SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH Union Assay Office MHauan. o. o ua 4. CITr. . Hi V. SADLKK. LT LAKI UTAH Some Death Bed Rimesters. There have been Innumerous stances of poetical and grammatical deaths. Emperor Adrian made a poetical address to liis own soul as death was casting the seal of final silence over his Hps, and Margaret of Austria, while almost within the grasp of death, In a terrific storm at sea, calmly sat down and composed her epitaph In verse. The ship weathered the gale, however, and the epitaph was not needed The Sunday Magazine. A Monster Carpet. notable Axminster carpet has just been completed at the Royal carpet factory, Wilton, England, for a well known Loudon club. It is entirely hand made, and although woven in one piece measure- - over 62 feet ln length and 3G feet in breadth. An immense loom over 40 feet long had to be especially erected to make It, and 13 workers were continuously engaged for more than four mouths in Its man nfacture. A Longevity. To achieve longevity one should be an Italian painter. was Spinello nearly 100; Carlo (.'iguana was 31; Michael Angelo. 90; Leonardo da Vinci. 75; Calabresl. 86; Claude Lorraine. 82; Carlo Marat ti. 88; Tintor Otto, S2; Sebastian Ricci, 78; Fran-cescAlbano, ss, Guldo, 68; Guer-clno- , 76; John Haptist Crespi. 76; Giuseppi Crespi, 82; Carlo Dolce, 70; Andrew Sacchl, 74. 'urcliarelll, 86; Vernet. 77; Schidoni, 76. Endless Trail. Corner Davies. of Concordia, tells a story about a wooden legged man, although he denies being the one to which It refers. "This man," says Davies, "was going home after being at a late supper, along about 13 o'clock In the morning, when his peg lei; went through an auger hole in the plank sidewalk and he kept circling a:out that hole all night, thinking he was going home." Kansas City Star. Honor Among Engineers. It must be confessed that, with some engineers, things have occasion ally not been thought unworthy or Improper which, although not ln them selves dishonest, would be Impossible CHICAGO LEADS WORLD IN MAKING OF ART GLASS. Stained Glass Windows Made There Decorate Churches in Every Land on Earth Problem Baffling Solved by Workmen. Chicago. Chicago has robbed rope of a distinction of which it was proud. Italy, France, and Austria have been outdone in an art in which they have for centuries been supreme. Chicago now leads the world in the designing and making of art glass and stained windows. The city may he scorned as inartistic and commercial, but the workers in coloring and leaded glass have advanced far beyond their fellow craftsmen in other countries, and particularly is this true of the men who design stained glass windows. More than a score of Arms here are engaged in the manufacture of art glass, and their product is now mode widely known that that of any other city or country. There are hundreds of permanent proofs of Chicago's artistic supremacy in the making of stains-glaswindows. There are manufacturers here who can point to their office walls hung with photographs of buildings in far off countries, the windows for each one of which were designed and made in this city. It is indeed an uncivilized spot, one not blessed with churches, where Chicago windows are not prominent. South Africa has Chicago windows in a Capettown church: Melbourne, Australia has several, there are two in the City of Mexico, and a number are scattered through Japan. In Russia Vladivostok a great theater has Chicago windows of brilliant colors and intricate design, and unite recently came an order from Germany for a large number of leaded panels to be used in the palace of the emperor. Italy and Rome itself have examples of this city's art. and many of the old world cathedrals, as repairs become necessary, order copies of the original Windows from Chicago. An order just given to a Chicago company adds one more proof to the It city's supremacy in glass work. calls for three immense triple win Eu- s dows, representing religious subjects, to be placed in the Central Methodist Episcopal church of the Philippine islands, at Manila. Rev. Homer C. Stuntz, D. D superintendent of the Philippine islands mission conference, who brought the order to this city, will have some original ideas embodied in the designs, for, while neither the subjects nor their technical handling will be different from other ecclesiastical windows, the color scheme is unique. As a general thing church windows are made of colors that add warmth to the interior. Red and yellow tones predominate, and are softened with broken browns and greens, while cold color is eliminated. For Manila the idea is entirely different. There the tropical sunlight is dazzling; its brilliance pains the eyes and wearies the brain. To offset the painfully brilliant colors of the landscape and to give the interior of the new church an appearance of cool restful- ness, the windows recently ordered will be done in thick, dark opalescent glass that will shut out the glaring sunlight and. with cold greens and blues and purples, give relief and rest to the senses. But Chicago's supremacy in window-makindoes not depend on widely scattered orders from foreign cities; it is firmly fixed by the originality and skill of the artisans. A Chicago man first conceived the idea of leading together beveled plate glass and of using it combined with the stained glass. And it was a Chicago factory that solved the problem that has battled glass workers for more than five centuries, the problem of finding a method to join pieces of glass with hard metals, such as brass, copper and zinc, in place of the soft lead that has been used so long and which is so flexible that the patterns must be marred by heavy rods to stiffen the windows and prevent bending. g Pastor Hires a Train. Aurora. 111. Rev. R. W. O'Neal, pastor of the First Methodist church, of Chicago, formerly of Aurora, paid $57 for a special train from Madison, Wis., to Kdgarton, Wis., to deliver a lecture, for which he got $."0. Ho made the 27 miles in 26 minutes. INDIANS ARE DYiNG OF GR EF. seem to be more ln harmony with present conditions, and the change has had a great effect In deciding Kansas City, Mo. Pleasant Porter, their higher aspirations, thus betteramong lawyers or doctors, which t hief of the Creeks, states that many ing their condition, especially those ought to be Impossible among gentle of his people died during the last of our people who have been to men, and which would be impossible year, and that a great many of these school. I notice that the children of among engineers if their organization deaths are due to discouragement on our younger women who have been were as complete and their etiquette account of a change of government, to school are doing better In meeting hb strict as in the older professions. i hange of conditions and environment the new conditions than others of our to which the Creeks cannot become people." "engineering, adapted. This remarkable statement Press Agent for Kansas. Productive Cocoanut Tree. is contained In the annual message of Kan. Kansas, which has Topeka. A eocoannt tree yields as the Creek chief to the council, which been large the butt of newspaper jokes many as 100 nut a year. Natives use Is In session here. The words of the since the days of the grasshopper the nuts for dishes as well as for food. chief are: Is to be vindicated at hls r,ov. "I regret to stute that a large num- plague. lloch will soon appoint an official Some Consolation. ber of our people have died during Distinguished Surgeon (to widow the last year. From my observation, press agent, whose duty It will be to announce to the worl the size of whose husband has just died from an the cause of many deaths has been he bad performed) At discouragement. They had lived their Kansas crops, the Dumber of Kansas operation hens and the output or Kan :is mines. least, my dear madam, you have the entire lives under a different syite-satisfaction of knowing that your bus if government, and had had the ns Mice Burn $1.C6:. band didn't die under the knife of a (jf their lands In common. The Wllllamsport. Pa. At N'Mnmnt. In medical bungler hange has had n decided effect upon the mill of the Nordmoo heateftl lie older people, and the (hange of company. Mo-rPhilip laid his Eagle' Rapid Flight. nethods under which they have beetl coat on a shelf. It Is p. :of ,hat An eagle has been observed to rise tccustonied to live seemed to be a then a mouse Ignited nu ' $ the from Ihe ground and completely dls nuree of discouragement and was a pocket and the buvnoj up, appear Into the sky within three mln 'tent factor In causing their deaths er with ! cah ;md $1300 utes sometimes soar ti Angles The younger class of our people wrf b of nesntltbJe notes. heigh'" ,,f ir on'1 feet or more. - to-ge- tl ! It is claimed that the real Comment That Stung. The marquis of Lansdown, leadei of unionist peers in the British patlia ment, speaks rarely but always with effect. He revels in grave sarcasm. On one ocasion Lord Crewe, the liberal leader, made a speech on a subject which he desired to leavi a matter for open voting among ids followers. Lord Lansdowne congratulated his friend on his eloquent speech. "I have followed it." he said, "with earnest attention not only on account of the importance of the subject but also on account of the noble lord's judicial I admired his earnestness attitude. and eloquence, but what impressed me most was his impartiality." A pause. "Yes, until the last minute I did not know on which side of the fence his lordship was coming down." by a Nebraska pap reason the whale coughed up Jonah was because Jonah had a plug of tobacco in his hip pocket. Sunday school teachers please take notice. Willie's Sunday school teacher asked him how many commandments there were. He replied there were but nine as Henry Jones had broken one just before school was called. Poor father counts the cash they spent Creeks Cannot Adapt Themselves to New Government. oe bed-bug- For Christmas presents dear, knows that for a month he must And Bat aajKt-OU- tl OLD CAPT. CACK'S with his beer; stands beside the bar And sadly grabs a bite, tie swears with vicious vow to kill One Santa Clans on sight! Anil as he Travelers' Observations Have Proved That Weeping Is Common. Travelers through the Syrian desert have seen horses weep from thirst, a mule has been seen to cry from the pain of an injured foot and camels, it Is said, shed tears in streams, says a writer in Harper's Weekly. A cow sold by Its mistress who had tended young soko ape used to cry from vexation if Livingston didn't nurse it in his arms when it asked him to. Wounded apes have died crying, and apes have wept over their young slain A chimpanzee trained to by hunters. carry water jugs broke one and fell which proved sorrow, though It wouldn't mend the jug. Rats, discovering their young drowned, hare been moved to tears. A giraffe which a huntsman's rifle had injured began to cry when approached. Sea liona often weep over the loss of their young. Gordon Cummings observed tears trickling down the face of a dyAnd even an oranging elephant. outang when deprived of its mango was so vexed that it took to weeping. There is little doubt, therefore, that animals do cry from grief or weep from pain or annoyance. French President's Double. Fallieres was until recently believed to be the only president of the French republic who had no double. but his counterpart has been found. The man who most resembles him physically is a respectable merchant of the Rue Saint Honore, who playa his part with decorum and dignity. He wears exactly the same kind of blue butterfly necktie with white dots as the president, the same kind of hat and exactly so oddly cut a beard. And on his promenades he is always accompanied by a friend who could easily be taken for the president's private secretary. Dignified and with measured steps the enviable double walks through the Faubourg Saint Honore and feels overjoyed at being saluted on all sides. M. Made Much on Small Capital. years ago W. S. Wctham left the town of La Grange, Ga., with Twenty-fiv- e the munificent sum of one dollar in his pocket and landed in New York w'th nothing to his credit but hia clothes and his character. The quality of the former does not matter and the quality of the latter has shown itself. He is president of 75 banks, all but four of which are situated in his native state. In return for Georgia's small advance of 100 cents he has pretty well cornered her banking interests and has in keeping a goodly amount of her funds. The four banks of which he is president outside of the state of Georgia are situated in Florida. NEVER TIRES to-da- y Of the Food That Restored Health. Her to "My food was killing me and I didn't know the cause," writes a Colo, young lady. "For two years I was thin and sickly, suffering from indigestion and i n tl a m m a tory rh eu m a sm. "I had tried different kinds of diet, plain living, and many of the remedies recommended, but got no better. "Finally, about five weeks ago, mother suggested that I try Grape-Nutand I began at once, eating It with a little cream or milk. A change for the better began at once. "To-daI am well and am gaining weight and strength all the time. I've gained 10 lbs. in the last five weeks and do not suffer any more from indigestion and the rheumatism Is all gone. "I know It Is to Grape-Nut- s alone that I owe my restored health. I still eat the food twice a day and never tire of it." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. The flavor of Crape-NutIs peculiar to itself. It is neutral, not too sweet and has an agreeable, healthful quality that never grows tiresome. One of the sources of rheumatism Is from overloading the system with acid material, the result of imperfect digestion and assimilation. As soon as Improper food Is abanIs taken regudoned and Grape-Nutlarly, digestion Is made strong, the organs do their work of building tip good ted blood cells and of carrying away the excess of disease-makinmaterial from the system. The result is a certain and steady return to normal health nnd mental "There's a reason." Re-iactivity. " the little book "The Road to In pkgs. 1 y omewhat But Denoted It Pointed, Intelligence. Quick An old maid of Kalamazoo refused to go skating with the enly beau she has had in 20 years because the skat- ing rink was fenced with undressed lumber. The man who marries a woman can cook will never have to spend money at the delicatessen when the cook goes on a strike. who The hired irl may break a valuable piece of wife's china and still retain foi her place, but It Is "twenty-threeher whe.i she lets fall the husband's meerschaum pipe. '' Manifestations of friendship do not alwnys mean an open sesame to a friend's pockotbook. Sometimes out best friends are those who refuse to lnnn us luonev. QUESTION. ANIMAL8 THAT SHED TEARS. j of Pierce Jay, the commissioner banks of Massachusetts, at the American Bankers' association's convention ln St. Louis, advocated a better accounting system. In "But above all." said Mr. . a discussion of his idea, "we want Intelligence, if embezzlement is to be thoroughly put down. Systems are good, but Intelligence Is better, and tellers and bookl'n cashiers and keepers and note clerks we want the that same keen, quick intelligence characterized old Capt. Hiram Cack, of Gloucester. "Cack lay very 111. One day he got down hearted, feeling that his case was hopeless. " 'I fear, doctor.' he said, there isn't much hope for me.' " 'Oh, yes, there Is." the doctor anwas In swered. 'Three years ago your condition precisely, and look at 1 m now. "Cack, intelligent and alert, quickly: " 'What doctor did you have?' said s s d iVell-ville- i |
