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Show ANYTHING FOR FILTHY LUCRE Writer's Cynical Justification of Mean Piece of Work. certain gifted writer of whom it was onca said Uiat he wouldn't recognize his wife If he met her on the A HAD WORKED HARD APPLICANT'S EEFEKENCES SATISFIED THE HOUSEWIFE. street wrote a charming love story Better Than Any Documentary Evidence She Might Have Carnot so long ago, and it was printed in a popular magazine. His friends and all those of the circle in which the author moved recognized the story as an exact and recent transcript from the life of the writer, involvins a very Uautiful young woman, also well known in the same s?t. One m:ta, comin;; across the author, took him to la'1! for it. What in the world did you write up that affair with Miss Blank fur?" ho demanded. The author looked at him unmoved and with the same exquisite calm and clearness that e'.iara?terized his wor t, replied: "I needed the money." BIG NEW SHOE BUILDING. it Is Dedicated by the W. L. Douglas Co. at Brockton. The dedication a short time ago of the new administration and jobbing house building elected by the V. L. Douglas Shoe Co. as a part of its mammoth manufacturing plant at Montello was marked by the thoroughness and attention to detail characteristic of the firm in all its undertakings. The dedicatory program included open house from 11 a. m. to 8 p. m. with concert by the Mace Gay orchestra and the presence pf a Boston caterer to attend to the wishes of all. The building itself afforded a feast for the eye, especially the offices, which are marvels in many ways. Fifteen thousand invitations were sent out, including over 11,000 to the retail dealers in the United States who handle the W. L. Douglas Co. shoes, the others going to shoe manufacturers and all allied industries in Brockton and vicinity. Mr. Douglas will be glad to have anybody who is interested call and inspect the new plant, and says "the latch string is always out." All departments of the plant were open for Inspection, the three factories as well as the new building, and visitors were received and escorted through the industrial maze by Douglas, assisted by the heads of the various departments. Under the present system all shoev are manufactured to order, and customers sometimes lose sales waiting for shoes to arrive. With the new jobbing house they will be enabled to have their hurry orders shipped the same day they are received. The new building is 260 feet long and GO feet wide and two stories in height. The Jobbing department will occupy the entire lower floor, while the offices will occupy the second floor. The Jobbing department will carry a complete stock of men's, boys', youths', misses' and children's shoes, slippers, rubbers and findings equal to any job- bing house in (he country. Buyers are especially invited to come here to trade, and effort possible will be made to suit their convenience. There will be a finely appointed sample room on the second floor, with an office in Which both telephone and telegraph will be installed, with operators, both Western Union and Postal Telegraph wires to be used. There will also be arrangements for the receipt and despatch of mail. Veterans Rapidly Passing Away. Veterans of the civil war are dying now at the rate of 100 a day, according to records of the United States pension office. The monthly reports for several months past have shown the death rate among the old soldiers to be in the neighborhood of 3.000 a Pension office officials who month have watched the figures closely and know the tendency of the death rate are of the opinion that the number of civil war pensioners has reached the maximum and that hereafter each succeeding month will show a decrease ried Was Mute Testimony Offered by Cook. womShe was a gaunt, middle-agean, in a clean but faded calico dress. d Her hair drawn into a tight knot at the crown of her head left her rugged features and furrowed cheeks unrelieved and, her little black straw hat cocked at a humorous angle on top Vt her head transformed her intc a living caricature. Mrs. Torrance opened the door to her with a sigh. All day long she had been answering the doorbell and examining specimens from ti.e Intelligence office, and her nerves had about reached the raw edge of endurance and were ready to jump over. Such speci- mens! Mrs. Torrence shuddered at the (bought of letting one of them into d little fiat. her dainty, et you can't do your own housework and have time to make yourself lovely and charming for u young and discriminating husband, too. Mrs. Torrance simply had to have a maid. At sight of the latest comer her heart sank. The big Irish woman im- pressed her more unfavorably than any Mrs. Torrance of her predecessors. was almost beginning to tell her that she hau been suited already and to turn her away, when a wistful look in the woman's eyes made her ask her to step In. "I was slnt by the intilligence, mum," said the woman, briefly. "Have you a reference?" Mrs. Torrance put that question first, because well-ordere- "There, She Said Quickly, Riference!" Mum," "Thim's Me she had determined that she would take no one until she had looked her up and found her well recommended. The Irish woman looked taken back for a moment. Then she stretched out two big. hard, rough, red, knotted hands. The veins stood up upon them in purple lines and the finger nails were worn to the miiek. The skin wbb calloused and chapped until it looked ready to peel. "There, muni," she said, quickly, "thim's me riferince." "I'll take you," said Mrs. Torrance, impulsively. That night, as Mr. Torrance sat down to fhe best dinner he had eaten for months, he looked his congratulations across the table to his wife. "Well, you have a jewel!" he exclaimed. "How did you find her?" "Oh, William," said Mrs. Torrance, "I don't know where she comes from nor anything about her. I just took her on circumstantial evidence." A three-quarte- rs "buck-ague.- Puritans in 16! Times-Dispatc- y air-blas- Hand-to-Han- dye-hous- e dye-hous- god-give- Long-Live- ed abso-utel- ON HANDS. one-eight- Bam and Dog in Combat. prize ram, belonging to John W. Larrick, of Chambersville, this county, the other day defended a flock of sheep attacked by dogs, and lost his life after a desperate battle with a tierce Great Dane. The ram and the dog fought for of an hour, deep holes being torn In the sod where the encounter took place, but the superior size and strength of the dog proved too much for his weaker adversary, and the ram was finally killed. Four The University of Notre Dome, it an. ewes were killed before the dogs were pears, has same features that can not 5a beaten off. duplicated In any other school. It Is one of the old, After a chase of nearly five miles, colleges, with settled traditions tea. h ti back sixty-fou- r Mr. Larrick and his sons killed the years, with a distinguished staff of professors and excellent library and laboradogs, six shots from a revolver being Its tory equipment. is of the required to put an end to the Great oaternal Kind Strong discipline without being opDane. Winchester us It embraces in Its correspondence pressive; and the grammar school, hlKh school andscope Richmond work, its appeal Is ns broad as it Is potent. Perhaps the most remarkable feature ofIsthe famous Indiana University, however. the (feet that It has arrived at Dripping Pnn on Tombstone. present marvelous development One frequently comes across curious without endowment. An announcement of the courses provided at Notre epitaphs, but we have never before Dame appears on another page. heard of that useful and necessary kitchen requisite the "dripping pan" Line. the Drawing figuring upon a tombstone. The folWe have followed the plow, wielded lowing curious lines, however, are to the hoe. served time on the public be found in Wooditton churchyard, an austere under overseer, near Newmarket. roads England, and let Into swept the backyard, worked the gar- the head of the stone Is a dripping den, churned the butter, washed the pan: dishes, nursed the baby and performed To the memory of William Slmonds, other various and sundry disagreeable who died March 1, 1753, nged SO years. Here lies my corpse w ho was the man tasks in our times without a murmur, That loved a sop In dripping pan but when It conies to cleaning streets Hut now believe me I am dead under three lady bosses excuso us, See here the pan stands at my head Three women to boss you. Still for sop to the last t cried please. Hut could not eat and so I died Just the Great Caesar's ghost! My neighbors they perhaps may laugh thoughts of such a catastrophe is Now thoy do read my epitaph. enough to give a man the Mlnden (La.) Signal. Set Fashion in Surgery. Confined at SL Luke's hospital, DenLaid Out Like Checker Board. The country In which the large ver, having recently undergone an Iowdr are most nearly cqui distant Is operation on one of her fingers, which Holland. They are at an average dis- had become deformed from a break and whloh was straightened. Is Miss tance of 20 miles from one another. Mary II. Gartslde. who. according to the Times of that city, has the disMexican Coffee Kaiser's Favorite. The German emperor is very fond tinction of being the first person on record to have the vermiform appenof Mexican coffee, and now drinks dix removed. none other. It was because of this operation, Mr. Wlnstnw's o.,tliln(r Avrnp. was purely experimental ami which Per children teething, iiofto the gums, rcvluow Q tamiuuioD ttlkfi pain cams wind oullu. r buttle. which was resorted to in the last exof removtremity, that the ittd by the ing the appendix u Plays we e n col-lei- Harden Metals by Air. The latest proposals for intensifying Buffered for a Long Time Without the oxidizing action of air on metals is that of M. Harmet, and has for its Relief Doctor Was Afraid to Touch Them Cured by object the treatment of cast iron, iron or steel. Cuticura. producing a refined Molten iron is caused to flow through "For a long time I suffered with a fine channel surrounded by an an whiofa thus forms a sores on the hands which were itch- nular the metal forward in I and driving turpere, had ing, painful disagreeable. three doctors, and derived no benefit a fine spray. This spray is collected from any of them. One doctor said and allowed to flow together again he was afraid to touch my hands, so in a receiving chamber, from which the molten steel can be tapped. you must know how bad they were; another said I never could be cured; and rhe third said the sores were Fight With a Tiger. caused by the dipping of my hands On Monday last a villager pluckily In tne water in the where attacked a tiger that was lying on the I saw in the papers about I work. railway line near the Mosul station. the wonderful cures of the Cuticura It was a life and death struggle; the Remedies and procured some of the villager was only armed with a cudCuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment with which he made a desperate gel, In three days after the application attack on the tiger, but was eventualof the Cuticura Ointment my hands ly by the infuriated overpowered began to peel and were better. The brute, which tore and bit him all soreness disappeared, and they are over and then retired. The unfornow smooth and clean, and I am still tunate man has since succumbed to Mrs. A. E. his innries at Arkonam working in the From the Manrer. 2340 State St., Chicago, 111., H.ndu. July 1, 1905." Gila Monsters Increase. As a rule, a divorced woman acis as the Indians have been thinned Since had that been born way. though she out the gila (heela) monster is overAll creameries use butter color. AVIiv running the Southwestern territory. not do as they do use JUNE TIN"!' The only antidote known for the gila's BUTTER COLOR. poison, which is fatal in about thirty a secret of the Hualipis InIt may be true that all men are minutes, is who think it in Mexico, dians, fools, but they are not reminded of and never have divulged it, alIt so often if they remain single. though government officials and scientists have lived among them for the Intoxicants in Vegetables. purpose of discovering it. Vegetables not only contain stimulants but are caiiable of producing an Intoxicating influence on those who Cuts Off English Novelists. depend on them exclusively for food, The British Weekly, London, says: according to an investigator. He cites "Only a very few among the forea case in which some young people of most of our novelists can have their his acquaintance suffered from par- stories published in serial form in tial intoxication as the result of a America Eight or ten years ago the purely vegetable meal. English novelist of standing could count on receiving more than half his Foreign Born Men of Fame. Income from America, and now he can Of the 300,000 Canadians engaged count on practically no returns at in business or following professional all." pursuits in the United States many hold prominent posts. "Who's Who Ambidextrous Society. in America" mentions 245 Canadians. A society for the promotion of amin of those born Allowing in LonGreat Britain but broughf up in and bidexterity has been formed the left hands of the therefore rightly to be credited to don. That of adults have grown up in Canada, the number of Canadians be- amajority of state very limited usefulness and comes 27ti, or 2.3 for every 10,000 and awkwardCanadians in the United States. With of compartive weakness of the centers motor the while ness, this may be compared the British rate brain supplying them have been left 2.1 of of for the 2.2, that 10,000 per must be admitted. Dutch, that of .5 for Swedes, and partially developed, that of .9 for native Americans (black Trio. and white), or 1.9 for native whits Americans. There died in Paris recently Count Emile de Keratry, who could boast Convenient English. his grandfather, born in 1699, that "We become accustomed to a was a page in the household of Louis phrase," observed an educator at a XIV. The former page married his teachers' convention, "but when we second wife at 70 years of age and Introduce a new one along exactly had a son, who was Emile's father. the same lines, it startles the hearer. He was born in 1767 and lived till "A number of ladies were seated in 1852. Three lives bridged 205 years. a hotel parlor, and one of them, commenting on a woman who was standArmor Piercing Shells. ing in the hallway, said: " 'Mrs. Loraine seems shell The fuse in an armor-piercinunusually hapis so constructed that when the propy this morning.' " 'Yes,' the a companion, jectile strikes a ship's armor-plate- , answered to it is let action in enough 'the of Newark ladies just delay gave knowingly, a tea in her honor yesterday. But pass though the plate. Should the doesn't her husband look gloomy and shell strike a thin plate like the shell or strike a glancing of a torpedo-boat- , .'.ejected ?' " 'That is true,' admitted the first blow it will always burst within ten 'I presume the gentlemen feet. speaker. of Newark gave a beer in his honor last night.' " Fire Gongs in London. The London fire department is tryChamois Skin of Commerce. ing the experiment of having gongs Charles C. Druedling. of Philadelon its apparatus, but the cockneys phia, has written an article for the find that these gongs "have not the American Journal of Pharmacy on the electrical effect in clearing the streets subject of chamois skins. What is which is produced by the firemen s known in the market as chamois skins, vocal 'Hi! hi! hi!'" sheep he says, is really an or lamb skin lining. The supply of New Fuel for Autos. skins from the chamois animal is very is said to have been The discovery not obtained be limited enough could of a new spirit, "unin made England in a year to supply the United States like either petrol or alcohol," and "not made He a than day. more for single unpleasant" in odor, which is cheap special inquiry on a recent visit to and will take the place of petrol in Switzerland about the annual crop of automobiles. the chamois skin and ascertained that running a from 5,000 to 6,000 skins would be "AN OLD PAINTER'S IDEAS." fair average yearly crop. This skin is or the of sheep heavier than the skin The autumn season is coming more Iamb, also much coarser. For strength and more to be recognized as a most and durability the chamois skin is pre- suitable time for housepainting. There ferable, but for ordinary use and ap is no frost deep in the wood to make sheep skin trouble for even the best job of pearance the paint lining would, In most Instances, be ing, and the general seasoning of the preferred. summer has put the wood into good condition In every way. The weather, A WINNING START. moreover, Is more likely to be settled for the necessary length of time to . Perfectly Digested Breakfast Makes allow all the coats to thoroughly dry, a Nerve Force for the Day. An old very important precaution. and successful painter said to the Everything goes wrong if the break- writer the other day: "House owners fast lies in your stomach like a mud would get more for their money if they to take pie. What you eat does harm if you would allow their painters more time, especially between coats can't digest It It turns to poison. A bright lady teacher found this to Instead of allowing barely time for the be true, even of an ordinary light surface to get dry enough not to be breakfast of eggs and toast, she 'tacky.' several days (weeks would not be too ni'ich) should be allowed says: "Two years ago I c infracted a vry so that the coat might set through and through. It Is Inconvenient, of annoying form of Indigestion. My if one would suffer this stomach was In such a condition that course, but, would add two a simple breakfast of fruit, toast and slight inconvenience, it to the life of the paint." or three years egg gave me great distress. All this is assuming, of course, that "I was slow to believe that trouble paint used Is the very best to could come from such a simple diet the bo had. The purest of white lead and but Anally had to give It u and the purest of linseed oil unmixed with found a great change upon I of cheaper of the cheap mixtures, any hot Postum and Grape-Nut,.lth often known as "White Lead." and oil cream, for my morning meal. Kor which has been doctored with fish oil more than a year I have held to this benzine, corn oil or other of the course and have not suffered except adulterants known to the trade are when Injudiciously varying my diet. used, all the precautions of the skilled "I havo been a teacher for several painter are useless to prevent the years and find that my easily digested cracking and peHIng which make breakfast means a saving of nervous houses unsightly in a year or so and force for the entire day. My gain of therefore, make painting bills too fre ten pounds In weight also causes me House owner and costly. quent to want to testify to the value of should have his painter bring the In . Grape-Nutagredlsnts to the pra<Ml separately, "Grape-Nutholds first rank at our white lead of some well known rella table." hie brand mini linseed oil of oip.i! q :i Name given by Postum Co., Battle before aptj tad mix the paint just not 1'ieek, Mich. be exit. Painting need plying "There's a reason " Rend the little pensive and unsatisfactory If the old book, "The Road 'o WclhiHe," in painter's suggestions are followed. pkgs. SORES h. g d d HOG NEARLY BURNED CITY I Set Ablaze by Falling Lamp, Ani Unconsciously Geta Even with Man That Tl.iew It The entire east fide of town y escaped being burned at night and nothing but prompt action upon the part of those present averted 1L says a dispatch from Dresden, Tenn. Fate Perry, a clerk at Tuck's restaurant, went to his room upstairs over the restaurant about 11 o'clock to retire. He lit a lamp, which caught Are within, and Pery promptly threw It into the street. The lamp struck a town hog fairly in the middle of the back and exploded, covering the hog with burning oil. The squeals of his hogship could have been heard half a mile away as he awoke to the situation and tried to get away. The hog took a turn around a part of the public squaro and returned to where he was first assaulted and ran under the restaurant from which the lamp was thrown to get release from the flames. The blaze by this time had just begun to make extra good headway and soon set the floor and rubbish under the building afire. The alarm was raised and the entire fire force called out, but for some time they could neither get the hog out or reach the Are. Finally the floor was torn up and water poured through upon the hog, who took the relief offered him without a grunt and the All losses, Are was finally put out. except the hog's, were covered hy nar-iwwl- FOLLY OF LEGAL PHRASES. Senator Knox Points Out How Much Verbiage Could Be Cut from Documents. Senator Knox in his picturesque mansion at Valley Forge was recently asked what he thought of the movement in France toward the simplification of legal French the simplification of the wording of wills, deeds, mortgages, etc. "I deem this movement Is a wise one," said the senator. "I think that In English, also, many doevments would be the better for simplification. Much of our egal phraseology is uselessly prolix and redundant. Why, if you want to deed a man an automobile instead of writing simply 'I give you this automobile' it is necessary to write something like this: " 'I give you all and singular, my estate and interest, right, title and claim, the advantage of and in that power automobile, with all its tonneau, tires, engines, cylinders, cushions, direct drive, sliding gear transmission, three speeds and reverse, and all rights and advantages therein, with full power to drive, speed, race or rent the same automobile or give the same away, with or without its said engines, cylinders, tires, cushions, sliding gear transmission, anything heretofore or hereinafter, or In any other deed oi deeds, instrument or instruments, of what kind or nature soever to the contrary in any wise notwithstanding.' " Deep Question. The man with the deep set eyes heaves a sigh, uncrosses his legs, them the other way and again buries his chin in his hand. "What are you studying about?" asks the man with the opal scarfpin and the trusting face. "I can't decide it." replies the other. "I've been trying to figure out wlrif h Is the most embarrassing: To meet some one you have forgotten and to pretend that you remember him, or to meet some one you remember and try to pretend that you have forgotten him." "In such a case," replies the man with the opal scarfpin, "I should gc across the street." THREE 1906 NEW CROP TEAS Natural Japan, Young Hyson, English Breakfast, Ceylon, Oolong. Sold only In full weight, eight ounce, red and gold cartons. . Select the one you like best. Her Modes: Bequest. had rescued gallant motorist t beauty in distress from a in a ditch, where a scared horse had landed it, says Motor Illustrated, when the lady lisped, sweetly, "Thank you so much. Would you mind doing it again? We do so want our horse to get used to those horrid things." A dog-car- We Make Travel Easy. Five trains daily via the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe, Colorado to Kansas City, St. Joe, Chicago, Galveston, El Paso, City of Mexico. Ask me about reduced rates. C. F. Warren, G. A., A. T. & S. F. Ry., 411 Dooly Block, Salt Lake City. Utah. Glass Eyes an Old Invention. Glass eyes were invented about tha year 1579, and were crude productions of inferior workmanship, the iris and pupil being hand painted in a far from likelike manner. Shakespeare mentions glass eyes in "King Dear, where the King advises the blinded traitor Gloucester to "Get thee glass eyes, and seem to see." s mart too poor to ui No Bain Wagons No mart wealthy enough to buy hotter. Your grandfather was familiar with fhe good qualities of The Bain, and your grandchildren will be. Don't be misledi there it only one Best in farm wagons, and expert ence proclaim! Bain, always Bain. When needing Implement!, Vehicles or Stoves, write us. We save you money, give you good goods and good treatment. Leading Implement Dealers Utah and Idaho Consolidated Wagon and Machine Company GEO. T. ODELL, Gen. Mgr. Houses at Salt Lake, Ogden, Logan, Idaho Falls and Montpelier WE CLOSE SATURDAYS AT 1 . M. You Ought to Think and Watches this time of the year. Cone in and set posted on what you'll need later on. Of JeWelry T ESTABLISH Macaroni Made in America. American most often macaroni Imitates the forms of the Genovese. An expert in macaroni says that the best In this country is made in Texas from Nebraska winter wheat. There SALT LAKE the scores and perhaps hundreds of small macaroni factories in the Italian quarters of American cities, and there ire besides a few large factories where macaroni Is made commercially on a MANAU1S. M. large scale. i. V. SADLER. ID f ST CITY, UTAH. Union Assay Office P. O. 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Apply fur full Ycnr Hook and ether partlcnlar to The Rev. President. 2tLP.to6H.P. i Thirty Cords Per Day A rairhanki-MoM- e 6 H. P. Portable Saw Outfit will average about lour cords o( wood per hour. Figure it up and sec w hat it means. Beside you can use the engine to run com shred-de- r and husltcr. feed grinder or wherever power is fsojirtd. Engine it simple and easy to operate. No mecianiral skill required. Cost of gasoline saw ng will soon pay (or itsell. very tmsll. A F-Seed lor lUuttrstod C.lslogue No. M 868 Fairbanks, Morse & Company Salt Lake City, Utah |