Show NOT A PLUMBER BORN Fat 1 Fassitt ru ran lan a l busy shop They rho had mien men out tine tho eight hour libur day in fa the Washington heights They had helpers out too tour at atthe atthe atthe the regular re ulal rates rales Monday had bad opened up with witha a rush lush Joints bursting and bathtubs acre 10 over 1 I generally followed up the jobs Job seeing that thai they were covered Pipes held the desk dusk down and made out the bills Presently tho the door dool pushed pulled open and anda andt a t hardy hard looking young fellow camu In Inn He lie handed a note to Mr II PI pOI Pipes read road it Please sir Mil said tho young youn young follow fellow f I Dont please anybody an l od Inure here said Pipes they Ulley says youre ou re a good man Haan and willing whiling to work Sl Tho hardy haidy looting looking young oung fellow sat fg for u minutes then tine Iho telephone Get that thai on tine the wire said Pipes The Tho young youn man got It Its Mr 11 g that owns tine the big bib apartment house hoWl on St Nicholas avenue His star Bl r tenant complains cO of ofa ofa ofa a leak In n the telling from the Iho floor Jd You take lake that wrench and go o over oer said saki Pipes Locate the Get Gel around to lo where weve got gota a contract and lift a helper hel I Go back and find the time leak Then report to mo me Dont hurry hun too much Tho The young man departed returning In Ina Ina a II couple of or hours Nothing doing Mr lr Pipes he said The tenant overhead spilled some wa war water warter ter In ht a corner of the line kitchen It ran under the tho sink and followed ed the pipe pipeline line 1110 to lo the lIw floor below That was all Pipes kept on making out bills A 90 00 cent clock got ot along to 12 Just as ns tine iho noon noun whistle blew bleu outside Then Pipes roso rose up sadly hares Horos sitting tilling lime he said Take Talco the money need It A tenant nt t Imagines a leak Tho rho owner wants to topa pay pa for rOI repairing tho the leak You were sent ent to find It Il t You failed Some Somo day you ou may be an nn angel but bul you will never bo be a plumber Now York Sun r m r |