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Show i t !: No U.S. troops involved j ! except Army, Boy Scouts, 4-H ... i File ! stanis and assorted other armies in the invasion of Iran, in an attempt to contain the spreading Indo-China Indo-China war. No U.S. fighting men are involved except the Air Force, Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, Army Reserve and a small contingent of National Guardsmen Guards-men acting as advisors. Nov. 12,1973: "U.S. assists the armed forces of every nation in Asia, India and Africa (except Tibet, Nepal and Singapore) in the invasion of Egypt from the east while Israel forces assisted by the U.S., Great Britain, France, Russia and Italy attack in the west. No The other night, while I lay sleeping peacefully in my security blanket, my peace was suddenly invaded by a dream which laid out the future course of U.S. foreign policy for the next 20 years. While I lay no claim to prophesy, events of recent days bear out my nightmare. The event consisted of headlines like this: Feb. 8, 1971-"U.S. assists South Vietnamese in Laos invasion. inva-sion. No U.S. troops involved except ex-cept for Air Force, Navy, Coast guard, Marines and a small contingent contin-gent of the U.S. Army acting as advisors." lines. "Surgical removal of these sore spots through the use of thermonuclear weapons saved us many "-men," reported the commander, com-mander, Gen. Custer Patton. 1980 "West Germany, France, Britain, the United States, the Soviet Union, East Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, Spain and Italy, along with the armed forces of every nation in the eastern hemisphere today, invaded Luxembourg Lux-embourg in an attempt to prevent the banks of Luxembourg from contributing to the Indo-China war. No U.S. troops were involved except the Air Force, Army, Navy, Marines, National Guard, Army Reserve, Coast Guard, Wesi Point and Annapolis Cadets, and a small contingent of Boy Scouts acting as advisors." 1990 "In a daring attempt to end the Indo-China war, the entire eastern hemisphere, South America, Ameri-ca, Mexico and Canada today invaded in-vaded the United States. "If we take over the U.S.," said Gen. Rommel Ceasar, "I feel sure I in J1 : that we can cut off 4 ;. reaching the enemy." j No U.S. troops arc in" the action except ti -Navy, Marines, Air ForeJ -Guard, Army Re' -Guard, military acata Boy Scouts and a cot? 4-H club members sent:' visors. The allied forces s-- temporary setback; sheriff of West SteM tempted to lock V" allied general s.a the peace, but the g " saved by. dannjN by the Bolivian s1' June 8, 1971, "U.S. Troops assist South Vietnamese, Cambodians, Cambo-dians, Laotians, Burmese and Thais in an attempt to contain the expanding Indo-China war in India." In-dia." "No U.S. troops are involved except for the Air Force, Navy, Coast guard, Marines, Army and a small contingent of Army Reservists Reserv-ists acting as advisors." Dec. 8, 1972, "U.S. assists the South Vietnamese, Cambodians, Laotians, Burmese, Indians, Paki- U.S. troops are involved in the fighting except for the Navy, Army, Ar-my, Air Force, National Guard, Army Reserve, Marines, Coast Guard, National Guard and a small contingent of West Point and Annapolis cadets serving as advisors. Feb. 13, 1975: Tibet, Nepal and Singapore are attacked by bombers of the Strategic Air Command Com-mand in an attempt to eradicate pockets of resistance behind the |