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Show Letter To Editor Problem: Registration Vs. Food Service What is the limit? Admittedly the ghastly nightmare of registration reg-istration is quite agonizing to incoming freshmen, myself included. in-cluded. It is beyond the total comprehension of even the most experienced of graduate students. Alas, the only remaining remain-ing retreat is the slightly overcrowded over-crowded University Huddle. A meal amid the relaxing overtones over-tones of the Huddle has a strange recuperative power and tends to calm the jangled nerves of many harried students. stu-dents. Recently, however, upon reaching the halfway point of a delicious submarine sandwich sand-wich lunch, my throat parch-edly parch-edly cried out in anguished thirst. Quickly I forced my way through the crowd of folk singers which surrounded Charlie Char-lie Brown, in a nearly futile attempt at quenching this thirst. Returning, with grape drink in hand, to my chair, not only did I find my tray missing but my seat occupied by one of the bearded denizens of the Huddle. Is this conspiracy, lead by the University Food Service Ladies, just another in the tremendously tre-mendously evil master plan to bleed the education-seekers on this campus of every last penny? pen-ny? Perhaps this is a job for the U.N.C.L.E. to solve! Why couldn't the efficiency utilized by These People be incorporated incorporat-ed in the myriad and complex other operations of this University? Uni-versity? Phil E. Parke |