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Show KRAZY KORNER By Max Keetch Mr. Abbott: "What is the j alimentary canal, Kent?" j Kent K.: "It is the canal that j carries water to the alimentary school. I Mr. Bartholomew received ' the right idea from Robert i Glenn, which states briefly: "An j article a day will keep an 'F' ! away" (concerning journalism . dept.)' i Have you ever gone into your J classroom, laid your books on the table, pulled up your chair and sat down, after someone (Darryl Schramm) has removed it? Well, I did, and it hurt! 1 Have you ever ran into a 300-lb. 300-lb. football player? Neither have I. The idea doesn't sound very intrigueing, but from the looks of Donald Baudino's eye, he must have. ! "A smoke a day will bring the doctor to stay," was written ( on the English room blackboard i just after the ex-team quit the 1 squad. j Mr. Long: "Karl, did you ever hear the joke about the Egyp-; Egyp-; tian guide who used to show tourists two heads of Cleopatra one as a girl and one as a woman?" Karl M.: "No, let's hear it!" Physiological quotation of Mr. Abbott: "When the stomach gets empty it says :'Come on Doe-head, Doe-head, get some food down here!" i Attention, all people! Mr. Long sets a good example for people living up on Milford Hill. He parks his car with the front bumper resting against a solid tree. Then there's Mr. Briscoe who speeds up the hill, grabs a "U" and leaves his car parked in neutral. He walks into his house, sits down to light his pipe, when all of a sudden, "rip" 1 and silence, then "thump, bang, CRASH!" He rushes out of his house only to find his little green auto down the hill sitting on Mr. White's front porch. Let this be a lesson to aU people who know not the powerful pow-erful force of gravity. |