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Show 'A W uSs 5 Wm Personal "Don't worry," said the motorist motor-ist to the farmer whose pig he had just killed, "I'll replace your pig." "You ain't fat enough," replied the farmer. Surprise! Groucho Marx was lunching with Arthur Murray. When the check came, they both grabbed, and Groucho won. "Either you're losing your grip," said Groucho, "or I don't know my own strength!" Still On She How was your party last night? Voice on phone We're having a swell time. "Now," said the saleslady in the hat shoppe, to a prospective customer, cus-tomer, "here's a number that will never go out of style. It will look ridiculous year after year." However Slight Golfer Notice any improvement since last year, caddy? Caddy Yeah, you had your golf clubs shined up, didn't you, sir? Preventative Lady (to maid) When I interviewed you at the employment agency, you told me you never got tired, but this is the third afternoon in succession 1 have come into the kitchen and found you asleep. Maid Yefm. That's why I never get tired. True to the Colors Mrs. Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver? Mr Why not? Haven't I stuck with you through brown and red and black? |