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Show Squeeze Play Walter I proposed to Tessie in the garage. John What happened? Walter She wouldn't let ma back out. Fair Warning A mother took her seven-year-old son with her to the grocery store. The grocer noticed the boy eyeing a large barrel of apples, so he gave him one. "Watch out for the worms, son." ad monished his mother. "Any worms in this here apple bet' ter watch out for me," the youngster retorted. The Kind He Knew The teacher had recited "The Landing of the Pilgrims." Then she requested each pupil to draw from his or her imagination a picture pic-ture of Plymouth Rock. Up spoke Willie: "Please, teacher, teach-er, a hen or rooster?" Middle age is that period of a man's life when he would rather not have a good time than to havs to get over one. That's It! "Where is the manager's office?" of-fice?" asked the salesman. "Follow the passage until you come to the sign reading 'No Admittance.' Ad-mittance.' Go upstairs till you see the sign, 'Keep Out.' Follow the corridor till you see the sign, 'Silence,' 'Si-lence,' then yell for him." ' |