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Show REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. Every woman Is a good actress till she goes on the stage. There Is one thing a woman never can understand, and that Is herself. When the devil had his choice as to instruments he first picked jealousy. If they were named anything else a woman would have just as queer a look in her face when she talked about her legs. If there weren't any bad men to be horrible examples, probably there wouldn't be any good women to be shining examples. Every racy story a man hears he acts like it was old to him and every woman like it was new to her, and both are making believe. When a man can make a woman believe be-lieve that he can't help thrilling at her voice she feels she has to marry him so that she can turn the current on whenever she feels like it. The difference between a woman and a cat is that when you tease the cat you know she'll scratch you, but when it's a woman you never know whether she'll kiss you or tear your eyes out. New York Press. |