Show ONE EDITOR S SCHEDULE we recently came across a sched ule ot of prices charged by a country weekly editor who offers to give a per cent of his earnings each year to founding an asylum tor for those feeble minded people who believe that an editor has a soft snap here Is the schedule read it closely for telling the public a man is a successful citizen when everybody knows he is as lazy as a hired hand 2 70 for referring to some gallivanting fellow as one who is mourned by the entire community when hp he will only be missed by the boozers 10 is 18 referring to one as a hero a ii ill I 1 a man of courage and one who will stand by his convictions when every body knows he is a moral coward and i would sell out tor for SO 30 cents 6 21 referring to to some gossipy female as an estimable lady whom it Is a pleasure to meet and know when ev ery man in town would rather see satan coming 8 10 calling an ordinary preacher an eminent divine 60 cents lambasting the daylight out of john barleycorn at the behest of the local dry forces 6 77 whooping em up tor for the recall of the law in the interest of the members of the local funnel club 6 77 referring to a deceased merchant who never advertised a and nd who wa too stingy to contribute toward need ed public improvement as a leading citizens and a progressive resident 89 99 A stiff upper lip may be all right but who wants to be burdened with such an affliction 7 make back yards look like front yards |