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Show ON THE JOB Citizen The legislature makes too many laws useless laws. Legislator (eagerly making a mem orandum) I will put through a la against that, but of course, It will be quite useless. Passing Up the Blame The Captain You are reported as being np long after "taps." Wha have you to say about It? The Private I turned In early enough, sir, but the bugler sounded "taps" so loud It woke me up. Ia Reverse Lawyer (to feminine witness) How old are you? Witness rm just turned twenty-four. twenty-four. Lawyer Ah, I see that means yoa are forty-two. |