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Show nNo, Lorenzo, a trough of the sea wouldn't do to feed the pigs in. - Keokuk Gate City. We do not wish to boar you with questions, brother Garrett, but would not the trough of the sea be very convenient for the learned pigs - or, rather, the taught hogs. Maintain the place where thou standest. A political speaker mentioned somebody as a Shylock, and an auditor asked who Shylock was. "If you know." the orator scornfully replied, "you'd better go home and read the Bible." Horace Love married his living wife's sister at Denman, Ga. [Georgia], and goes to prison for bigamy. Horace Love-d not wisely but too well. Profit, $1,200. "To sum it up, six long years of bed ridden sickness, costing $200 per year, total $1,200 - all of this expense was stopped by three bottles of Hop Bitters, taken by my wife. She has done own housework for a year since, without the loss of a day, and I want everybody to know it, for their benefit." - N. E. Farmer. Reliable Testimony. Where testimonials give the residence of the parties it is an easy matter for any person to verify them. Thousands of people from all parts of the Pacific Coast can and have expressed the opinion that there is no other article in the world equal to PHOSPHATE SOAP for common toilet use. A great many people have tested this soap for skin diseases. Among others we give the following from parties who have thoroughly tested PHOSPHATE SOAP. Oakland, Cal. (California), April 5, 1880. STANDARD SOAP COMPANY - Gents (Gentlemen) Some two or three months ago, I had a boy about two years old that had suffered for a year with a severe skin eruption on the head and face caused by teething. The child was in such misery that it would often be awakened out of sleep by the severe itching. He would then scratch his head and face until the blood ran from the scabs. We tried everything we could find, but nothing seemed to give any permanent relief until we tried PHOSPHATE SOAP. Before we had used one cake, the child's head and face were entirely healed, and there has been no appearance of the disease since. MICHAEL KANE, No. (Number) 1008 Kirkham St. (Street). Fort Verde, Arizona, Dec. (December) 12, 1879. STANDARD SOAP COMPANY - Gents (Gentlemen). Having received your box of PHOSPHATE SOAP, and having used only one cake of SOAP out of three, I am happy to say that it has completely cured my sore eyelids which was caused by the alkali dust in Idaho Territory, in 1877, and have been sore ever since until I used PHOSPHATE SOAP. Corporal Dennis Burke, Twelfth Infantry. SAN FRANCISO, November 27, 1879. STANDARD SOAP COMPANY- Gents: (Gentlemen) After a number of trials of Soaps, I have learned that the HOSPHATE is certainly the very best for shaving. I thank you for its introduction. James P. Arthur An Epidemic of Accidents. It seems sometimes as if railway and steamboat accidents moved in cycles, so regularly do they come and go. Some diseases also come and go in the same way, leaving in their track desolate homes and mourning hearts, but even these are surpassed in the agony of lingering torment by diseases which cause excruciating pain, but do not kill. The bladder and kidneys are especially the seat of these troubles, but the celebrated OREGON KIDNEEY TEA, a purely vegetable remedy, will cure all such cases, and indeed a boon to the human race. Sold by all druggists. A PHYSCIAN OF GREAT PROMINENCE in Thirty-sixth street, New York city, was unable to even help Mr. McKee, of Paterson, N.J. (New Jersey), suffering the agonies always attendant upon diseased kidneys. As an honest man and practitioner he prescribed and cured him by using one bottle of Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. Burnham's Abietene. An extract of Fir Balsam. No compound but Nature's remedy for croup, Sore Throat, Colds, Kidney Troubles, Inflamed Eyes, etc (etcetera). A specific for Croup. Every family should have it. Price 50 cts. [cents] and $1 per bottle. We invite attention to the advertisement of E. G. Denniston in another place. He has been engaged in gold and silver plating to San Francisco for many years, and all those who have secure plates from him for mining purposes, or have had any kind of work done by him, testifies that he always does good work and faithfully performs all that he agrees to do. SAN RAFAEL. Dec. (December) 27, 1880. I have had a catarrh in its very worst form, and I have tried nearly every so-called sure cure (for catarrh) and I was just about giving up in despair when I was persuaded to try one box of "Dobyn's Sure Cure," which I did, and I am happy to say that it cured me, and I will recommend it to any of my friends. - William Barr The only secret about Aver's Cherry Pectoral is in the selection of the best materials for the cure of coughs and colds and skillfully combining them by chemical processes. This all medical men are aware of, as they are furnished with the formula of it preparation. J. W. SHAEFFER & CO., 321 and 323 Sacramento St.(Street), San Francisco, employ no drummers. Cigars sold very cheap. [A design of two large egg like fruit on right and left, with a stem dropping down to a leaf] TROPIC FRUIT LAXATIVE UNLIKE PILLS and the usual purgatives, is pleasant to take, and will prove at once the most potent and harmless system Renovator and Cleanser that has yet been brought to public notice. For Constipation, Biliousness, Headache, Piles, and all disorders arising from an obstructed state of the system, it is incomparably the best curative extant. TROPIC FRUIT LAXATIVE is put up in bronzed tie boxes only. Price, 50 cents. Procure descriptive pamphlet from your druggist, or address the proprietor, J. E. Hetherington, New York or San Francisco. ELECTRIC BELTS. Bands and Appliances for the cure of nervous, chronic and special ??? can be procured? from the Pulvermacher Galvanic Co. (Company), 623? Montgomery St.(Street) San Francisco, Cal. [California]. Send for free pamphlet and the Electric Review, containing full particulars. Avoid bogus appliances of every description claiming electric qualities. Grateful Women. None receive so much benefit, and no ne are so profoundly grateful and show such an interest in recommending Hop Bitters as women. It is the only remedy peculiarly adapted to the many ills this sec is almost universally subject to. Chills and fever, indigestion or deranged liver, constant or periodical headaches, weakness in the back or kidneys, pain in the shoulder and different part of the body, a feeling of lassitude and despondency, are all readily removed by these Bitters. - ??? HALL'S SARSAPARILLA YELLOW DOCK AND IODIDE OF POTASS. The best blood purifier and alternative in use. It quickly cures all diseases originating from a disordered state of the blood or liver. Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Blotches, Boils, Pimples, Scrofula, Gout, Dropsy, Tumors, Salt Rheum, and mercurial Pains Readily yield to its purifying properties. It leaves the BLOOD PURE, the LIVER and KIDNEYS healthy, and COMPLEXION BRIGHT and CLEAR. For sale by all druggists. NATIONAL SURGICAL INSTITUTE (Western Division) 219 Bush St.(Street) S. F. (San Francisco). Devoted to the treatment of Cripples, Piles, Fistula, &c.(Etcetera) Send for circulars. MONTGOMERY'S Temperance Hotel, 227 and 229 Second St. S. F. [San Francisco] Board and Room per day, 50 cents to $1; per week $1 to $5. Six meal tickets, $1. Passage to and from Hotel free. IN MAKING ANY PURCHASES [Small image of a hand pointing] or in writing in response to any advertisement in this paper, you will please mention the name of the paper. C 4S 50 Agents Wanted Sells Rapidly Particulars Free. S.M. Brennan, 112 Washington St. (Street), Boston Mass. (Massachusetts0) AGENTS WANTED FOR THE PEOPLE'S CYCLOPEDIA of Universal Knowledge. ??? Quarto $15.00. Address. A.L. BANCROFT & CO., San Francisco, Cal. [California] SADDLERY GOODS at bed-rock Prices. Send for catalogue. W DAVIS, 410? Market Street, San Francisco. PREMIUM TELEPHONES AND CALLS Combined, $10 per act??? [set]., 328 Montgy [Montgomery] St. [Street], S.F. [San Francisco][illustration] NEEDHAM'S RED CLOVER Blossoms and extracts cure cancer, salt rheum and all blood diseases. For reference circulars, and particulars, address W. C. NEEDHAM, P. O.(Post Office) Box 422, San Jose, Cal. (California) Sole Agent of Pacific Coast. DOBYN'S SURE CURE [ILLUSTRATION] FOR CATARRH, COLD IN THE HEAD, NEURALGIA, TOOTHACHE, and all kindred complaints. Found at Last. H. Loomis, 320 Sansome St.(Street), S. F. (San Francisco) $1. per box HUMPHREYS' HOMEOPATHIC SPECIFIC No. 28 in use 25 years. The only successful remedy for Nervous Debility, Vital Weakness, and Prostration from over-work or other causes, $1 per Vial, or 5 vials and large vial powder, for $?. Sold By Dealers Generally, or sent post free on receipt of price. Humphreys' Homeopathic Medicine Co. [company], 100 Fulton Street, N. Y. [New York] DO NOT FAIL TO SEND for our price list for 1880. Free to any address upon application. Contains descriptions of everything required for personal or family use with over 1,200 illustrations. We sell all goods at wholesale prices in quantities to suit the purchaser. The only institution in America who make this their special business. Address MONTGOMERY WARD & CO., 227 & 229 Wabash Ave., Chicago, Ills. [Illinois] If your wife will persist in the use of cosmetics buy her a cake of PHOSPHATE SOAP and tell her to use it every night before sleeping. In that way much of the harm will be avoided, as the skin will thereby be able to retain much of its natural vigor and beauty. Send For Circulars (picture with canvas cot) FOUR STYLES JUST THE THING FOR CAMPING PARTIES. Address GILBERT & MOORE, Sole Agents, 19 and 20, Sutter St., San Francisco, Cal.(California) Dealers in furniture of every description THIS NEW ELASTIC TRUSS [illustration: EGGLESTON'S SENSIBLE TRUSS] Has a Pad of differing from all others, is cup-shape, with Self-Adjusting Belt in rubber, adapts itself to all positions of the body while the belt in the cup PRESSES BACK the INTESTINES JUST AS A PERSON WOULD WITH THE FINGER. With light pressure the hernia is held [line unreadable] day and night . It is easy, durable and [remainder of line unreadable]. Eggleston Truss Co.[Company], Chicago, Ill. [Illinois] SAFES. Two splendid new safes for sale. Weight, ?? pounds each, with burglar-proof chest and the best backs. These safes are first class in every respect, but our owner obtained them in the way of trade and will sell them below the regular price. Call or address, Carlos White, [unreadable] San Francisco. JOE POHEIM [illustration] The Tailor 724 Market and 283 Montgomery St. (Street), has made immense reduction for the next 60 days to make room for Spring and Summer goods. Business suits made to order from $30.00. Pants made to order from $5.00. Fine elegant suits worth always had for $25.00 Fine Cashmere suits $30.00 French beaver suits from $40.00 Overcoats from $20.00 A perfect fit and best of workmanship guaranteed or no sale. Samples on rules for self measurement sent to any address 724 Market & 283 Montgomery St. (Street) San Francisco VIEW OF ACTUAL BUSINESS DEPARTMENT (drawing of large study room at Pacific Business College - three columns wide). Pacific Business College, 320 Post St. (street). S.F. (San Francisco). The Pacific Business College, of which Professor W. E. Chamberlain and T. A. Robinson are the proprietors, still continues to impart a first-class Commercial Education, a good practical knowledge of Telegraphy, and thorough instruction in the English and Mathematical branches, Penmanship and the Modern Languages. It has ever been a cardinal principle in the management of the College to provide thorough and practical courses of study and to impart the best instruction in the various branches. Every available modern improvement has been introduced, and whatever energy and liberal expenditure of money could do, has been done to make the institution what it should be, and to maintain for it a reputation worthy of its rank. LIFE SCHOLARSHIPS for a complete Business Course are issued at the low rate of $70. This is the ONLY Business College in the State that employs this liberal system of tuition fees. Day and Evening Sessions during the year. Ladies are admitted into all the departments. Each student received separate instruction. The discipline at the school is excellent. Graduates at the Pacific Business College find little difficulty in obtaining good situations being preferred by our business men to the graduation of any similar institution. Those who desire to prepare themselves for the practical duties of life, at the lease expense of time and money, should, examine the merits of this school before attending elsewhere. Send for circulars. SEND 50 CTS. In 2-cent POSTAGE STAMPs and get the LEADING NEWSPAPER OF THE COAST, THE SAN FRANCISCO WEEKLY Chronicle for Three Months. It contains 72 columns, or eight pages of News, Literature and General information; also a magnificent Agricultural Department; and 50 cents will pay for it for three months, including postage, to any part of the United States, or sample copies sent free. All Postmasters receive subscriptions. Direct all orders to Chas. (Charles) De Young & Co. (Company), San Francisco. GOLD MINERS. Working Placer, Gravel and Quartz Mines. Save your Gold by using Silver Plated Amalgamating Plates. The most economical and successful process now in use. Will warrant my plates to save a very much larger percentage of gold and any other method. Swing and Rifle Plates for saving Float Gold ??? order. Old mining plates bought, taken in exchange for new or replated All kind of metal goods plated. San Francisco Gold, Silver and Nickel.Works, , 653 and 655 Mission St., between New Montgomery and Third streets. Send for circular. Edward G. Denniston, Proprietor. Awarded First Premium at Every Fair of the Mechanics' Institute for the Last Twelve Years. Dr. F. HILLER, SR., SURGEON, 112 Mason St. (Street), San Francisco; OFFERS SUPERIOR ADVANTAGES of treatment to patients suffering from deformilca???, especially Rickets, Curvature of the Spine, Hip-Joint Diseases and Diseases of Women. Patients from the country supplied with suitable accommodations. The Largest Baptist paper on the PACIFIC COAST HERALD OF TRUTH. Rev.(Reverend) Granville, S. Abbott, B. D., Editor. Published semi- monthly. Galkie's? Life of Christ, over 300? pages, bound in cloth, free to every subscriber sending $1.25, the subscription price, and 15 cents postage, etc. Balance of this year free to new subscribers for 1881. Address, C. W. DEARBORN, Sec'y (Secretary) Oakland, Cal.(California) SPENCER'S Piano Palace & Organ Emporium. The largest and finest Music House on the Pacific Coast. Combination of three piano houses in one. SPENCER'S MATCHLESS PIANOS OF NEW YORK, GRAND, SQUARE AND UPRIGHT. And the improved "North American Organ" of Boston. Save your money by buying direct at headquarters. Second hand pianos from $100 to $250. New pianos from $250 to $550. Organs from $30 to $300. Pianos tuned, repaired and to rent. Orders for music promptly attended to. F.W. Spencer & Co.(Company), 23 and 25 Fifth St.(Street), opp.(opposite) the Mint, S.F.(San Francisco) -Send for circulars and price list. HUNTINGTON'S PATENT, SHINGLE MACHINE [graphic of machine] MANUFACTURED AND FOR SALE BY F.A. HUNTINGTON, 220 Fremont St. [Street], San Francisco. For simplicity, durability and rapidity of action, these machines have no equal, cutting from 3,500 to 4,000 per hour. They are now used by all the principal Mill men on the Pacific Coast. PRICE, Complete, with One Saw - $450.00 The inventors refers to the following parties who have the Machines in use?: MacPherson & Wetherbee? - San Francisco, Pope & Talbot - San Francisco, Hanson & Co. [Company] - Redwood City, Hick? & Hallingston - Woodside, Harrington & Son - Pescadero, H. ???? - Pescadero, A. Saunders - Point Arena, A.H. Dayle? & Co. [Company] - Carson City, Nev [Nevada]. Steam Engines, Sawmills, Planing, Lath and Picket Machines, sic, made to order at short notice. F.A. Huntington, 230 Fremont Street, San Francisco. BOOTS AND SHOES. John Sullivan, N. E. cor [North East corner] Battery and Jackson Sts. [streets], San Francisco, offers to make to order the best French Calf Leather Boots, at from $5 to $9?, California Leather Boots, ?, Gaiters? and Alexia Ties?, $5 to $6, French Calf Oxford Ties? of? California, $3.50; Boys' and Children's Boots and Shoes made to order. Persons in the country ordering Boots and Shoes to the amount of Twelve Dollars or more will be allowed a reduction of four per cent, so as to make the express charges light. I sell Boots and Shoes of My Own manufacture only. Boots and Shoes sent C. O. D. (Collect On Delivery) Positively one price. P. N. P. Co. (Company) (New Series) No. 149???---- CANCER AND TUMOR CURED Without the use of the knife or loss of blood. [Pointing Finger Graphic] NO PAY REQUIRED TILL CURED. [Pointing Finger Graphic] Cancer in alcohol to show, Birthmarks and warts removed, Address W GREEN?, Oakland, Cal [California]. D.HICKS, & CO. (COMPANY), WELL K NOWN BOOKBINDERS AND PRINTERS HAVE REMOVED To Their New and Spacious Quarters, Cor. (Corner) Montgomery and Commercial Sts. (Streets), San Francisco. INTERNATIONAL HOTEL, 824 and 826 Kearny St. [street], San Francisco, $1.25 and $1.50 per day. H. C. Partridge, Proprietor. Two Concord Coaches, with the name of the Hotel on, will always be in waiting at the landing to convey passengers to the Hotel free. Be sure you got into the right Coach. If you do not, they will charge you. CAMELLINE for the complexion and teeth, supersedes everything. Price, 50c [cents] and $1. Sold by Druggists and general dealers. It is an old proverb that an ounce of preventive is better than a pound of cure. Twenty-five cents invested in a cake of Phosphate Soap will save hundreds of dollars in doctors' bills. It acts as a constant disinfectant, preventing Salt Rheum and other skin diseases. WARNER'S SAFE KIDNEY & LIVER CURE [picture of man or woman picking flowers or plants] is made from a simple tropical leaf of rare value and is a POSITIVE remedy for all the diseases that cause pains in the lower part of the body -- for torpid liver -- headaches - jaundice - dizziness, Gravel, malaria, and all difficulties of the Kidneys, Liver and Urinary organs. For Female Diseases, Monthly Menstruations and during Pregnancy it has no equal. It restores the organs that make the blood, and hence is the best Blood Purifier. It is the only known remedy that cures Bright's Disease. For diabetes, use Warner's Safe Diabetes Cure. For sale by druggist's and all dealers at $1.25 per bottle. Largest bottle in the market. Try it. H. H. Warner & Co., Rochester N.Y. [New York GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY, [illustrated with drawing of man's head encircled with text] Is a certain cure for nervous debility and all the evil effects of youthful follies and excesses. DR. MINTIE will agree to forfeit five hundred dollars for a case of this kind the vital restorative, (under his special advice and treatment,) will not cure. Price $3 a bottle, four times the quantity, $10. Sent to any address, confidentially by K. Mintie?, M.D.(Medical Doctor) Send for pamphlet |