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Show Hawkeye Glances. The latest are brain pads for weak back brains. It don't take a very fast hose to catch the epizootie?.-Lowell citizen. Apple Jack, says the Nyeum? Advertiser, is first cousin to James James. The Philadelphia Chronicle says that many chins will now take long needed rests. Danbury street lamps resemble people in love, in that they are out on moonlight nights. -Danbury news. The Philadelphia Bulletin says Bernhardt will cause many a heart-burn among foolish New York women. "I've just got out of a bad scrape," as the man said, as he came out of a five cent barber shop.-N.Y. Dispatch. If a man, says the New Orleans Picayune, likes circus better than he likes opera, it is because circus suits his style of mind. The Cincinnati Saturday Night meekly remarks: "When a girl talks about the "Two strings to her bean," does she mean his suspenders?" The bones of a tramp were discovered in a lot up town, the other day. He had thrown them there after he had finished his "snack." - Agents Herald. "I'm not a very large man," said the tailor , "but I measure a good deal "round the waist," bringing the ends of the tape together at the customer's medium line. "It is always well to leave something for those who come after us," as the rowdy said the other night, when he threw an empty barrel before an officer who was in pursuit of him. -Yonkers Gazette. A" Philadelphia quack informs the public that he is not at all exclusive. "If a patient wants it gentile and mild, I'm a homeopath, and when anybody wants thunder and lightning, I'm an allopath." |