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Show WHAT'S IN A NAME An American was directing his orchestra on a tour f Europe, an Englishman came rip to him In London, saying : "May we especially espec-ially request that you play that delightful American numlier, "The Trusts of Indiana.' " "Never heard of that piece of music, my good friend ; would be happy to please you if we knew what it is you mean." After awhile the Englishman English-man came back, all smiles: "That was a jolly mistake I made; the delightful number I want is "The Banks of the Wabash. " So it is up to the Senate. That tariff tune has a number of names, "Limited Revision," "Farm Relief," Re-lief," "Protection,' "Difference -between- the- Cost-at- Home u u d Abroad," but it's the same piece of music, a combination of "Hail, j Hail, the Gang's All Here." "There'll Be n Hot Time In t he-Old he-Old Town Tonight,' and softly sung to the farmers, "Go to Sleep My Baby." They're after the farmers and the co listeners, and it looks like they'll get us, just as they have in the past, . |