Show 0 0 I i TOM SIMS SAYS I 4 It Is hard to tay stay on the level when you have e your ups and downs The easiest Job is being a plumbers plumber's plumbers plumber's plumbers plumber's plumb plumb- ers er's helper You wait walt while the plumber goes for his tools Nothing feels more lonely than a 1 swimming hole In fall faU The only dangerous thing about an auto is the driver Xo No o one can put a hat liat on your head and make male It U feel as if It you put It on there yourself It takes a 0 lot of or nerve t to be tickled at what a n. hard bard time lime you have Living Is high because so much of it Is being done Its It's a long spell of bad weather that has no turning The outcome of a business always depends upon the tho income of ot the business The man who doesn't try to get the best of things finds t they tiey ey soon get the best of him Mother misses father when he Is 11 out hunting because she is afraid the other hunters will not The with a man who doesn't say anything Is you never can tell If It he means It or not Copyright 19 1925 NEA Service Inc One of the new movements on foot toot which we favor is spring shoes are to be conservative again People of the United States would own 87 per cent of ot the tho worlds world's autos If It they were paid for Wider skirts are noticed noticed- in lie new spring fashions which should give free freedom om of movement in beatIng beating beating beat beat- ing carpets S Feeding your our goldfish on metal polish will not improve their com corn The Tho latest bathing suits Paris laris are aro litt little more thai bE belts ts h held ll up by gaily colored suspenders A group of Seattle business men told their wives wl they are making f a trade tour of the orient I Japan has adopted the metric system of weights and me measures ur 8 while we continue the hectic ss tern tem Lightning hit a statue In London where maybe marbe statues think evil thoughts Seattle man picked up the thern Tried to lIrt with central Judge fined tined him One time he had the wron r number numbe Ore One law obeyed by the bootleggers bootleggers bootleg bootleg- gers Is that of supply and demand I I Work Is the only road to suc success uc suc C. C cess ess writes a successful man and I ruins many a hope |