Show GAME OF OF GOLF SHOULD BE BE REORGANIZED TH THIS S YEAR SA SAYS JS ROBERT EDGREN r I New Inventions s Hinder J Playing Maying of Game Today Few Clubs and Right Mental Attitude Need Needed C to Play Great Game t By ROBERT EDGREN J This ii Is outfitting season teason e All the tho magazines are full Of D I n outfitting motorboats outfitting for motor camping trips fishing t 1 hunting in in Maine and everything else the seems s public publio u is bi l In Except golf Somehow the experts seem to think all a fe fello fellow erell t i t about is getting out the old clubs and filing tho the nicks out of thim e m On 11 el bl fore the warm weather sets uta in in i Golf should be entirely reorganized this year Why let the an game stand while everything else is being outfitted That's where the complete golfer comes in According to anything is complete when it has al all alj the needed ed I the th h ej fi fiBy J parts parts' Y You u might think that applies ap applies ap- ap plies piles to the bird who carried a n light and a heavy hel driver a I a spoon a baffle and sixteen assorted assort assort- e ed irons It doesn't A fellow Isn't complete with all that hardware Grant Rice for tor Instance uses only one wooden Club and two or three irons but he has haa all the needed and normal parts when his golfing bean Is Included Inthe in inthe the calculation An Any time Grant wanders above the seventies he doesn't rush downtown and buy eight new clubs He lie goes to an eye specialist Any golf golt expert will tell you that golf gait Is all mental But read the advertisements in any and golf Jolt magazine maga maga- zine T They ey have havo cute cuto little gadgets to bind around your left arm be beCause because because be- be cause some of the golf golt sharps have havo figured that bending the left arm while taking the club back is a capital crime They have rubber impressions of some famous golfers golfer's grip that you can pa paste on your club and g get t your fingers into the same position as If that meant anything to uneducated fingers ringers They have patent streamline I driver heads streamline shafts gooey handles that wont won't let your hands sl slip unless you play in the rain and then your club is as hard to hold as s a handful of ot Italian spa spa- I ghetti Th They y sell you gooseneck clubs guaranteed to do everything but honk honl when they hit the tho ball You can buy leather skirts that protect you ou from the wind but wont won't keep the same wind from helping you slice the ball into ball Into the next state You can outfit with hollow headed aluminum-headed drivers driver which dont don't do you any good If you have a hollow head yourself They have a putt putter r now with which you youcan youcan youcan can putt over a trap trap trap-it if you want to pu putt over traps Played ed a round with mil Bill Smith last week You know Bill greens were lightning fast and Bill said sald seriously Im going to pu put t skid chains on my ball when r come out here again Another bird Inthe in inthe inthe the game had a trick of at lifting his right leg at the finish of his drive swinging around like a dancer doing doIng doing do- do do do- ing a pirouette Bill suggested that he get a small yacht anchor and attach it to his right ankle If It Bill went into the golf accessory game hed he'd make u n. fortune A lend friend of at mine went out to play carrying all the new outfit he could buy and was so interested in trying out the different clubs elbow clamps shoes elastic belts collars high In the back bark to hold his head down etc that he Y 1 forgot to keep hi his score Just as well 1 He lIe couldn't have havo added It I wt alit an adding machine and h l the one thing he hI didn't have that nL eu iu outfit It took one olle caddie addle In intel t his bag and another t to hunt to 10 t Wn it H for the chubs he Wl ell first tint caddie quit caddie quit nt lit the end of holes Said he used to be be A pl P nu ti t mover but was out Of prActice I Played with an old bird h who slated which had on carrying In it a a. driver hIs oWn With kit iv head tied on a with rth string a I with a shaft like n II rams ram's horn M a putter that tha t came over In In Mayflower and was used to nails in the bot bottom tom planks plank iff 14 drove with the er approach and brassie played and sunk slink out of ill f forty footers i traps with the putter Grumbled all the way Vay around cause causo hed he'd brought the tha driver all when he felt sire miro harlot set i a variety of ot wooden wOHlen clubs dubs was ing his game He Its shot an 83 J io might have done better if It h he h forgotten his cane Oils Ills dogs h b hered ered him But after nil all 1111 a II as they say liar 10 rol hI mental If It you think you ran p your best game with two cl cM ck you'll get all hailed balled II up with a or four tour And If It you nu think you jou OU I t to use a different club for e eat the shots you von need if It yo 0 that kind of a golfer golf you jou 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