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Show i L-- TI1E BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH rymGl- L- . 1 r-- 1Suk!w?- - tf-- '! 6EE' 1 US r , By Len Klei J KmPU' ( D.STURBIN' ) IL.C VrtK fwM.Cw) Inhabited by Indians. Too Seems this kid was a great base-ball (an. Ate, slept and talked the sport, even in school. This day at school, the class was all wrapped up in geography; all wrapped up, that is, except for this one guy. His thoughts hd taken him out to the old ball game. "Bobby," the teacher asked, breaking in on his meditation, "Where's Cleveland?" "Cleveland's in New York to-day," came the prompt answer, "and Bob Feller's pitching!" LONG TIME NO SEE Aren't you the waitress who took my order?" "Yes I am." "How did you enjoy your vaca-tion?" Needs Transfusion Two friends met on Main Street. "Hello," said the first, "you look nice and tanned. Just get back from Florida?" "Yes," answered the other, "and did we have a great time! For forty dollars a day we stayed at the Roney Plasma." "You mean Roney Plaza. Plas-ma is blood." "Well," countered the first, "is forty dollars a day barley water?" How Have the Mighty Fallen? The lady was sincerely interest-ed in the many activities of her husband. "How come," she asked, "there's no lodge meeting to-night?" "It had to be postponed," her husband explained. "The Grand, Invincible Supreme Omnipotent Sovereign got beaten up by his wife." Thanks Doc! "I Just dropped in. Doctor, to tell you how much I've benefited from your treatments." "But you're no patient of mine." "No, but my uncle was, and I'm his heir." Give Her m Ring Never kiss a country belle. I did, and she tolled. BIGGEST LIE A Boston minister once noticed a crowd of urchins clustered around a dog of doubtful pedigree. "What are you doing, my little men?" he asked, with fatherly in-terest. "Swappin' lies," volunteered one of the boys "The feller that tells the biggest one gets the purp." "Shocking!" exclaimed the min-ister. "Why, when I was your age I never thought of telling an un-truth." 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On being asked, on one occasion, how he en-joyed the book, he said, "Oh, the subject matter is most interest-ing, but I believe the author has a tendency to repeat himself." Safety First Farmer Jones was very proud of his first1 bank account, and carefully checked each statement he received. When he hod accumu-lated $200, he presented the teller with a withdrawal slip for the en-tire amount. "Why are you closing your account, Mr. Jones?" queried the teller, handing him the money. ''Have you lost confidence in us?" "Oh, 'tain't that, 'tain't that at all. And I ain't closing the ac-count. I jest want to count the money to see that it's all here." Wig and Wag An English barrister entered the court with his wig askew, and was puzzled at the merriment evi-dent among his follows. "What's wrong," he asked. "Is my wig not in order?" "Oh, it's not your wig," one wag replied, "It's what's under it." 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J M ALMOST A MILE WIPCC' gf t ' 'W STAMPING ANP J ') t ANO FISH? 60VS, LET ME TELL YOU XtJ'A KP H J.Y 'c NOISV WELCOME Funeral services were being conducted for a woman who had been thoroughly disliked In her rural community. With a violent explosive disposition she henpeckd ber busband, drove her children mercilessly and quarreled with her neighbors. Even the animals on her place wore a hunted look. The day was sultry and as the service ended the storm broke furiously. There was a blinding flash followed by a terrific clap ' of thunder. "Waal, she's GOT there" a mourner said. |