Show je P ti ti l t. t q P li 1 f 1 k J I Bill f Bil and Izzy Katz Conduct Conducta a Sig SightSeeing Sight Seem See t-See- the Roof ing ing Party to T Tower Tower Tow Tow- 0 of the Jitney owr ow- ow er erand r and Take Them Down Again By PAUL WEST f. f E an an Ethels Ethel's down the Ui lid ltd ME MEan wan day th tinkles an she grabs it Whom la is it iU she ho says Bugary Mister whom f Mike OBrien O'Brien 7 Well Mister Hadley aint in In but it U youell tate tte yer er busness busness busnes huh r th be th reel boss tf d the th dump dU Id I'd like fer to hare haTe ouse oue know know know- He aint no o euch a B ting but only th the office boy an an tt f t fae leis leis' been t youse like b he he- bare re to anny udders udders It iU I says Bays bela wise be that timo time its ite fer me Whoa who it I tys th T Y simp th ii guy at th Of udder end Donoher know who it is 1 Izzy Kate I hollers boilers Th same he says say y me voice Sure BUTe but what's th Ui Idee o 0 that Mike OBrien O'Brien gag Tie th only way I could git youse rouse SALT LAKE CITY J i t I Tie a sk n h ha he h says sars an anI I got it all aU doped out X F Isee see eec some extry money bes besides des Where I says Niver mind he says Trust to me I aint niver got hung yet Show me th way to th root roof quick duick up tree free flights o 0 stairs from our floor an we took that on th Ui run we hit th roof tie Us aready crowded all th Ui way rou roun roun th kinder now platform wid rubes an off art wid opry glasses on all breaks they're sides An th funny Cunny makin that big ting over there says sayo one dame to her man an th tower she's at That ThaU says he Why mo mc dear that's th LIssen to him I 1 says t Izzy who's his a wonder they some guy give giro thim coal miners th Ui straight steer on what they're lookin at Where y y T gain I says fer all of ot a hes he's hoppin up to em as as a pickpocket after yer watch wId his lid off ort an sayin I 1 beg yer gents an dames ho he says but hut I notice yer strangers In th Ui town an an bela familiar tam famil far wid all th notorious places to be besaw besaw besaw saw often offen th roof here hero Id I'd bo be glad fer ferto ferto ferto to place at yer service he says Bays an give yer yet th right steer on at he says far fer th tb small sum of or a nickel a nickel a hat hal of ot dollar dollar dol dot luf a dime th part a lar he says ay An before tey kin say aye or orno orno orno no hes he's up ip there off otT th town to Cal cm like tike as If 1 t owned It Itan Itan Itan It fer a an was leavin em pers- pers nul favor faTor Over there he says Bays are ken Noo Jersey JencY which Is a bum dump Up there he says Is th Polish Grouns Graun's an at y kin see I Christy Matterson shoo tin in wan o a obis his bis Down there he says S 'S Is th ocean an up there Is th tb All I kin do is stand there an lIssen I to him an on me word hes he's as good goodis goodas is as anny I ever hear even If It they was I places he had to make mako up a bunch 0 lies about him not know- know I I 1 t. t n. n t. t t I t jl J j f J L J 7 t A At b t JI L- L F. F It e been very Terl kind s1 she c says I an in b heres here's r s 's a piece o 0 cake It ne lle says In th lh last week I called youse up an that fresh Ethel I chopped me off ott th Ui I told her ber 1 who I was Yd oughter firo that bathing bathIng bath- bath Ing lag suit Dont notice her It only gets her conceited I says an come on th Ui Boss Is out to 10 court So SoIs IB Is mine he ho says an Ill I'll be over In ft B So long So I says Bays t f Ethel yer in- in me friends huh 1 Never mind about that that she sas sa's says but If that miserable mis mis- erable little snip sets wan wan footstep Inthis in inthis this office Ill I'll tell th Ui Boss Y well vell know hes he's barred keepin th two o 0 jouse apar apar beta th Ui only w we got fer ler to keep th Ui peace Dont worry about our bustin bastin up uv an anny y noo- noo tram laws i i says Theys worse than lazy Izzy They m may y be she says 4 b but t they aint at large only youse o If it y have him up here th tb I kno v It It Fine I says an whilst hUst jer yer cr doln doin th informer ack minI min mm I r tion th Ui Johnnies what's comin In lin t tf t f see cee te jouse youse all th Ui time yer a single lad lady Which sends her to th f b bench ench aright t. t Gee says Izzy lazy he ho shows up rr jT gettin up uv here berels is ts a days day's work aright th th leave leaTo jouse youse up I says Ho diden notice J 4 Ute DIC he says says' him bein too loo busy bury lu k a a. bunch o 0 guys Inter th m two little cars cau over In th corner o 0 th fl lobb lobby Thim must be he says sars r because I noticed th tb Soap an n extry faro taro or sump In often offen all th Ui r I ys s 's what got In em Oh thim I mca Y th lh cars what runs up uv Vj th Ui top o 0 th outside th LIt we Wet r Thim's the th rubbernecks rubberneck I ys 3 an what wants wanti to 10 kin go up an take a a. peek round offen otten th tower fer for a quarter A quarter says flays Izzy gaggin Fer a peek offen oUen th roof roon Sure I says BaYS Aint this th highest In th world y zaney An of what what-of it he says I from tram it says Thim farmhands an thim rubo mba towns 11 give up fer to have bave th Ui to togo togo togo go go home an an tell lh folks they've been up on th top of It An dont don't be comIn cornIn cornIn corn corn- In up uv here bere callIn me a liar I says gettin a look at him an seem seem th funny face tace hes he's onto himI himI himI him I didn't he says nays but I got an n Idee Ides Keep it I says saya Y aint sprung none on me rue fer some time an anIm anIm anIm Im I'm doln doin quite good em Oh says Izzy I r wasen gain ter leave youse Into It I got frieu frien Ir II In this an I Iwas Iwas was as goin ter save ave It for fer him I tInk Ill I'll be lookin him up now he says sas before belore ho sneaks outer lunch 4 S 'S that so 80 I says spring no gags in this me in onto em cm or Ill I'll give th high sign to th LIt But youse jouse go into this wan he ho says Y flY hate easy money an y aint got no ambItion ambition for lor to tomake tomake tomake make anny Besides youse wanter be th chances weak In yer job as youse was tellin me Put me wise to th Ut gag I says or Ill I'll drop y down th mall mail shoot 1 an an come out a Hamburg steak Well Vell he says leave leavo us go out In n th hall hail where th thO An out we sneaks were we're outside outside outside out out- says saya Izzy side Us about makin a little coin coinon coinon on thim rubbernecks ine Inc I says wid th tIt Soap th fare tare down in th Ui hall ball fer ler ever rube what gits h In em all right says sas Izzy but what's t us asIn agin often oreen em 1 How I says sas they land at th LIt top he be says Lissen are they up on UtI thI Ut th I tower keepin tabs onto em or r anny anny- I tIng Not as I 1 knows on I 1 says Well says he they do they they git up on th tb roof Wh Why dya suppose y simp I says D they go up there fer to play or roller skate They th Ut scan soen- soen-I soen ry Dont be so b brilliant ant It hurts me ey eyes s S says s 's Izzy An they're I trough at th LIt they do Oh I 1 says sas go to th movies or th iii udder sports up there Y bonehead they come coma down that's what they do How he says In th car I sas says But I 1 heard th Ut Soap tellin em he be says th car only run to widin a for flor o 0 Ut th roof rooe aa they'd walk down wan flight Well what's wan flight I 1 says Plenty says Izzy lazy J If th door from tram th roof was locked an they could coulden en enget get down payin An who'd lock It I says Wed toss up a coin says Izzy I give him th tIt eye eyo Yeah I sa says sas s an after atter that th Ut cops would bo be coins coins' to see which wand be lockin us up Gwan Owan says he be If be an b in W iney ley was WU nu nelder did th I so BO small email harm Want Wanet ho come roun where Im I'm ln and whilst th LIt gangs gang's rub fer ter to see Annette An An- nette Kellerman In swim swim- down to Coney Tat Tat- Island Island and which he tells tolls em they kin If they'll look dost he th wink an says Git GiL i te ready dy he be s says ys Ready fer which I says ays Fer Per th tIt to tobe tobe tobe be what's keepin this bunch up here so long an come atter a ter em Ill be chasm chasin cm em ID In IDa Ina a he ho says Th gag fer youse is to chase down an an lock that door on th Ut udder side Thib Ive I've far fer th guide busness Ill I'll spring th gag about It hem quarter fer to git down An II it they kick I says em he says givin thim th eye Lissen he be says all picked out Annette Kellerman Kellerman Keller Keller- man an now they're about tin Us a red or a black suit she have on they're that easy They wont won't kick he says sas they aint a kick In th the bunch Gwan an lock th door an an stand read ready fer to open I It I knock he says Well what could I do I wasen so sure he was was- goin ter pull th gag allright all allright right light but even If he diden better better better bet bet- ter bela on th udder side o a th LIt door than up there reach o o 0 that mob So I ducks out trough th little HUlA door an gives th lock a twist Thin I sets bets down an waits Gee I was afraid all th time the they'd d be gang o 0 rubbernecks rubbernecks rubbernecks rub rub- up uv an what would I 1 do thin So I lapins th door a crack an give Izzy th Ut but all right Hes He's ju t. t th gang down th door Tanks fer jer yer er appreciation ladles ladies an an hes he's sayin a handful handful hand hand- ful CuI o 0 nickels his lid after atter passIn passIn passin pass- pass In It roun roua Much ruch obliged he says an I aint sayin about that oy over r there wid th blue goggles onto him not comin his word hes he's so sighted near he coulden git th wort 0 o th monc money But Dut he says they git gIL to th door nearsighted nearsighted nearsighted near sighted or blind make no dif dif- fronco about his diggin fer th return trip blue goggles not bavin havin fer to do wid ridin rid In down that sa says g some gink in th Ut bunch I diden get a him because be be- caus cause Im I'm th door agIn an lockin It But I kin hear trough It ft aright that says some- some wan They never said about chargin us fer to ride rido down agin an outrage says some somo dame I would en pay It We wan wason told leb 1 o not says Izzy Izy as as a plato o a milk Tie took look f fer r granted youse about it 11 It An how would we says feller Well says Izzy y come on here from train w wherever y come on on diden youse expect for fei to baveler I. I pa pay yer return fare tare Aw Mv como coma on onu he ha S says lS l'S be good sports spoils an kick In I 1 wid a dime apiece A dime hollers somebody Sure says Izzy Y was charged a a. quarter fer cornin up but seem th strain on the th ropes aint so heavy on th lh down trip wo we make It tin ho he cheaper Como Coma on sas sars clots children price an no I Canady mane money I Well ell tile the they was a a. little on th Ut udder side o o 0 th door but I could hear th coins In Izzy's hat an In a bo ho give th tb knock on th door an I opined It Descend ladies ladles an gents gerits he says carll bo in Th up a an hope como come An AnI hes he's just bowin cm em down th stairs I I cit git an Idee idec I I. I I 1 I I I Just a mon ladles ladies an gluts I says sars u Mike lIke I says t Izzy I 1 jouse ouse charged this party th thO new price fer CI com In down 1 Th new price he ho says Sure Sur I says diden youse hear bear just raised to a quarter fer for ferth forth th return trip same as ns comin comm up What says th LIt bunch We wont won't pay it IU Y Y botcher belcher will says Izzy starLin to lo pull his lid of oft off for tor th lh extry thim for ter money ho he tinka Im I'm But nut I holds him back do 0 0 course not I says sas Not senco Benco youse wasen told I 1 would en to pay th extry fare Only I says as mo an an Mike lUke here will be blamed if it th tb y got ot off oft that thal cheap o 0 course y keep yer traps closed hIn y y git sit down CloWn an say to lo nobody about what we c e stuck I II youse fer I for I mean about our J youse louse down soft sott If It y y It says Izzy wed we'd be bo losin our dame In th Jobs Oh Oh says some gang we wont won't a l word about It H little boys Yve been very Kind she says an heres here's a piece o o 0 cake cake sho she says a big bag full tull o 0 bananas an oranges an th Ut usual chuck thim rubes carries I I baked It mesel she Bho says before from L Logansport an I hope liko It It Tanks sa says sayi s' s Izzy Izy grbbin grab grab- bin It An just thin th Ut rubberneck car comes comas up P an they all piles Into It w back at Izz Izzy an an me mc to show how wise they are are about not tellin nobody they g got rift off so ch c cheap av We ye e ducked In anI our cor office an au Izzy empties his pockets fourte pockets fourteen n nickels lII an a a. dollar an ana a F return turn fare tare for th elevator Pretty good pick- pick hahn hallu Ins In's he says mo me me Yeah I s Lays S but I du dunno I dunno-I no-I no I risk i it agIn f Why not noU he lie says soft BoIU Yeah I says an sos so's a hunk o a 0 But Dut lible ible to go off ort In yer han ban An I Ba says S o only lY for fer me havin the th Idee about t llin cm em not to give their ch cheap ap rido awe to lp th hed he'd know about It arcady I botcher from some soma someo 0 o an bo be t up p here be now That was a go good o ri fought t o o yourn ourn says Bays Izzy q I 1 diden give lve Ive v youse ei credick cred ed edIck ick lck fer te fe bela so wise Glad roua appreciate It I says S Sure re I do h hp says an Han 4 to chow h youse here here t here tako ko tl tills ls fer tel fer y i yer r extry share shar o th th spoils Us An An hp q s 1 th old bid dan e s pieceD pc lec madi v r take sake c i- i |