Show PUTTING EM OVER With Bugs Baer Copyright 1916 by the Press Publishing Pub Pub- lishing Co HOPE Matt Matty fl doesn't help I the Giants to toI I win any more I cJ pennants fr frA frI I A About bout the only things caught In the British fleets fleet's submarine nets off ott Cape Henry were two gent eat eating ng sharks andone andone and andone one of ot Rube Schauers wild pitches Consider that night lost whose low descending descending descending de de- de- de moon Sees not Tener Toner can Tink for things he be said at noon Patriotic women of Europe o are tearIng tear- tear lag Ins UP their wardrobes for bandages bandage so its it's a 0 good thing America isn't at war All An the costumes combined at Pacific ana Atlantic coast summer resorts wouldn't make malte a 0 portiere for z a a. black eye After seeing what happened to Jo Toe Joe Tinker Freddy Welsh Is determined that he will not be fined for tor fighting The Athletics arent aren't losing lOlling any sleep over the American league race raco Not even f on the tho bases Prof Hugo of Harvard says that anybody can be hypnotized which gives our ham fighters lighters a an entirely new alibi From the amount of gold she took back to E Europe r the Deutschland a acts morn J e eE l J like a Metropolitan iro opera singer ng than a submarine paper Taper pop bott bottles may protect prote t the thein In Toledo but in Chicago they will need paper safes sates chimneys and pianos H HABIT A B IT The The- b. b b b. b fan within th the pearly gates The equally pearly turnstile turnstile turn turn- stile clicked musically while sweet music percolated from th the golden pavilion In Instead Instead In- In stead tead of ot rushing Joyfully forth into the celestial bleachers bleacher the tha b. b b. b fan frowned ferociously upon the pearly gatekeeper meanwhile drawing forth his golden knuckles Wheres heres me rain check he yelped Many tany Ian an athlete eats himself out of ot the league In the Jargon of the tho poet poet poet- For wilful eats make woeful waist And d you o may live t to say Oh how Ta I wished I waived waived th the food too That once I packed away Acknowledge receipt of protesting letter let let- ter from Mr Miller but hut facts are facts An evening l paper said that Mr Miller used his head and scored a a. hollow vic v to tory We Ve printed it again accenting I neither the head nor the tha hollow If It Mr 11 Miller wants to su sue us for go ahead That beats raising frogs for their fur Frank Baker expects to get back to the Yanks In time for the world series Boston Is the cradle of ot our national pastime but hut Connie Connie- Mack seems Beems to have borrowed It Championships In Europe are decided on points If you ou swing and connect that s a a point If your our opponent swings one and misses nf that's a point If fn you ou duck C a aslam aslam slam 1 that's 8 a point Everything's n. n point fl except the theater water ater bucket and towels Tulsa Okla Okia Is la still anxious to donate lonate to Frank Moran for a fight That's the same town that gave Jesse James the bums bum's rush years ago but joud you'd never know the old place now nov ANSWERS TO Most Most wrestlers have retired but the public retired first The The noise nohe you ou describe Is undoubtedly undoubtedly undoubtedly un un- un- un due to the rims rimson or on your jour pockets working loo loose loos Tighten up your pockets You should get silver dollars with nonskid edges Yabo Best Yabo-Best Best way to cultivate a good poker face is to grow Irow a a. beard heard and work from ambush There aint much expression expression expression sion to a set of whiskers kers Cant Can't Cant Can't tell who will win the pennant but a hatful of unoccupied unoo- unoo copied stamps and we will tell you jou ou who wont Yes url Yes h he won second place from Willie Hoppe The The r-The the Yanks used to le pie for tor Athletics but nowadays the As A's nev never r get any dessert desert f tir are allowed 11 e to Po a p ayer at croquet 1 it you can i substitute Jt I bO body willing J to- to take the blame find anybody any any- C b u t 1 lost 1 3 one season but games In if It hadn t raIned e would Uld have done better hitting Strange a single lingle mUst case be ot of geezer Dell mysterious afla cases of dual J a one of those at Simp-Maii Simp Ch Chicago cago will wUl addressed not reach to him Jack g Johnson there but the government officials h hop d da It Wouldn't say there other wreck on the ss New Haven was another another an- an just because be be- cause the Athletics were a chance traVeling on It The The Planters hotel In St. St will be pleased to Looey accommodate In log the next world ld you durIn dur- dur series s. s Th 5 a abber e When v the joker I wild In the deck runs you ou can Us use i it for thing except a a. blackjack eVery Dome Youre You're ouro not the only fi j fish bit Shakespeare who I only had d u one skull |