Salt Lake Telegram | 1916-02-27 | Page 18 | Putting 'Em

Co JI PUTTING EM OV 1 J With Bugs Baer Bacil Copyright 1916 by bv the lishing Co lage a three I s speed p d ij 1 r which r son th they 1 lages ages 1 f Czar Willard and Kals Kaiser r J cant can't agree on anything ex excePt tl the public pUblio is to pay The world ls S SiW always iW IWai r t a man on the back when It dische disc dische he has a boil boU t there Unless they've taken their Ber measurements it will be r recognize some of the teams this this' season Why should a a. manager worrY h he sends one of ot his fighters ring to take a beating Do youe when you send your telegrams lect 1 FACTS FACTS FACTS' NOT WORTH Indoor polo is th the same as o out t polo except It is Indoors There Ther 1 difference Between getting an outdoor head bead with an outdoor let and getting crowned with a adoor ar at door mallet maUet on ott an indoor skull sounds very technical but a ca CL resume of ot the evidence will cons con you J if there is a difference It is n ly IY S g geographical and n not C cranial 4 An oarsman Is la the only bird can get anywhere backward Everybody knows ws you can cant can't t scramble eggs eggs- Neither can you soup soup There are a a. you cant can't un un 1 t I There are some eggs you can scramble how however er and they their are ara eggs i I I Most teams will win go South tw once In the spring and once Un league standing I A ball ball player layer for a.- a. tr for and a prize fight simply illustrates how the c war has boosted the bare life Ute jm THE SAM TOURNAMENT I Sam Pam Langford and Sam Sara MoVe collaborate some more this we wee wed l decide the Sam championship It be an elimination contest the wl I of this bout earning the right to toTi toi the the- loser In Jn the near future The Thet J Jor of or the second bout and the winne the first bo bout t will mingle to dj when the winner of or the second will meet the loser Joser of or the first eng erig mont ment It Is the consensus of ot opi that Sam Sani will ill be eliminated from fromi tournament I Ohio Ohio will vo vote solidly y son eon for a second term tern Dem cr baseball ll was a failure in n n Cincinnati England would like to ente boats in the Kiel Kid regatta Promoter tosses tosseS' coin Manage ti heads Fighter takes take tails u takes th the edges A huge huge majority doesn't al ahn almean mean a thing Is popular L ok walking wanting for Instance As yet scientists have ve beer been u uto to discover an antitoxin for g goj lI ANSWERS TO SI Editor How How can I tickets for tor the Navy Army-Navy foot team next season season I remain GRAFTON FREND Write to Mr Ir Garrison ft Column I Column I I have bet brt a I fi in that you ou are absent in the cupol cupola 1 loses he or or I Yours LOTTA Me 3 J Editor I I write to to oU let Jet you know kno I am a wrestler do you knock knoel us wrestlers wrestlers' Hanot Ha Hay Have not to make o a a. living JIving the tIle sam same same's sames RS s upholsterer or a a. Democrat Eit Bithe the knocks s cease or I will come conme to office and boot you Jou for tor a a. field IJ 1 from a a. difficult angle One mor on mori ro on wrestlers and you are a long sp pJ punt Yours ail FULLER l Friend Fuller Tile The The shrieks shrIek p lence hence emanating from this column the near and far tu future ure will mak makel chirp of a a. snail sound as the tle how of many wolves If we wrestling we will keep mum an anVA and we VA are mum