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Show knocking him clean acroat the office. When he come to be waa at mad ai a wet hen and ordered ua to atop hit paper. We with to foodnett our sub-tcribera sub-tcribera would May away from our office of-fice on preta days. If they don't we won't be responsible. Betides we are liable to lose circulashion by H. Personals are very scarce with at this week. If you happen to hear of any for next week let us know and receive re-ceive our heartfelt thanks. swearing than Rev. Moore could undo in a month of Sundays. Wt have took the liberty, of speaking to Selectman Skinner on this matter, which we done tother day when we met, him in Hen Weathersby's store, whither we went to get a couple of lbs. of prunes in exchange for advertising. We regret to state that Arioch is not in favor of interfering with the ottymobeels passing through Bingville. Bing-ville. He says if ottymobeels stopt passing through Bingville it will be a sad blow to his trade being as he figgers he must of sold to ottymo-beeling ottymo-beeling parties some $5 to $10 worth of milk to drink last summer. When Selectman Sime Wilkins was asked to stop ottymobeels from going through he said he'd be switched if he'd try to atop one. He said he didn't beleeve anything short of a stonewall would stop one of them ottymobeels and so far as he was concerned it would be his political policy while he held office as selectman to do his best to keep outen the way of ottymobeels instid of trying to stop them. THE BfflGTILLE BDGLE The Leading Paper of the County Bright, Breezy, Bellicose, Bustling How tots tSe busy Mftla kas Ispwn tact) ablates Br tarbartat bmr an tas ess from iTtry paolaf Saw. Tht cheapest aSrUalB metaa la tse Oanntr. If f-on be!la la adrtlitBf mm awl m. For furtsar latarauuoa call aa or addrwja tk aettac. Now that the roads has begin to get passable in and around Bingville Bing-ville again and the mud is all dried up, as you might say, we calkilate it might be just as well to call the attenshion of the Board of Health of Bingville to the necessity of taking some steps toward the protection pro-tection of our citizens from danger dan-ger of life and limb. We refer to the ottymobeel menace. men-ace. City folks who owns these ottymobeels otty-mobeels have .pot into the habit of going through Bingville so all-fired fast that it ain't scarcely safe for a person to try to cross the street without lonkin up and down first to see if there be a ottymobeel in sight and then takin his life in his hands and hikin acrost before it is too late. Last summer things come to sich a pass it almost became dangerous for us in our humble capacity as editor and prop, of the Bingville As for Plutarch, the third selectman, select-man, he says he ain't never seen a J ottymobeel and don't know what one looks like. Plutarch says they all went through Bingville so tar-nashion tar-nashion fast that he ain't been able to see em. We propose to keep agitating this great questshion by the power of the press, however, until some notice no-tice is took by the Board of Health of our efforts. Meanwhile subscribe sub-scribe for the Bugle and read what we have to say on this burning issue. Bugle to venture out in our peaceful peace-ful vocashion of hunting news items for fear a ottymobeel would come along when we wasn't lookin and hit us a crack right between the shoulder blades: Our citizens got worked up to sech a nervous strain that when Hod Petersby from Hard Scrabble passed through Bingville last ' August with his steam thrasher there was a panick in town. People fled to their homes and locked the dodrs and crawled under the beds thinking the steam thrasher was some new fangled kind of a ottymobeel and Susan Dallinger had the sick headache head-ache for two days she was skeert so bad. Now that we have a Board of Health consisting of Arioch Skinner, Skin-ner, Sime Wilkins and Plutarch Watkins, it becomes their painful duty to squench out this ottymobeel evil so that there may be no- deceases de-ceases in our midst during the coming summer. Rev. Moore, our beloved paster, shares our views in this matter. Rev. Moore well remembers re-members one peaceful Sunday morning last summer when a ottymobeel otty-mobeel broke down right in front of the Bingville church during the service and how the profanity used by the ottymobeelists floated in through the open winders of the church and denied the sacred at-mosfere at-mosfere and broke up the meeting and done more harm in teaching the church members fine point on |