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Show pottoffiee patroni stopped bu-'rj sta- - offen Epb in deep ditautt In our r-ton r-ton Eph won't help trade any ty - designing schemes like this. Local Brevities Kas Slocomb end bis wife had a flare-up last week about something or other and as a result they ain't on speaking terms. Has wears a bump on hia head where hit wife hit him with the floor mop. When Raa and hia wife have trouble we have alwaya noticed that Rat generally get! the worst of it. Hank Dewberry says he feels more useless and good for nothin than usual, if that it possible. Hank think he is suffering from a attack of spring fever, which generally terms to begin each spring and lasts the whole year around. Mrs. Ab Skinner sold Hen Weatherthy Weathert-hy a dor of eggs recent, two of which bad double yolks in em, but Mrs. Skinner Skin-ner didn't know this until after Hen bad paid her for the eggs, then thej wsntrd a cent extra for each double yolked egg. but Hen wouldn't give it to her, and as a result Mrs, Skinner says that hereafter she will market her eggt at the Co. teat Brad Tucker called at the Bugle office latt week and talked up two hours of our valuable time on almost every sub-jeckt sub-jeckt yon could think of except about paying something on his back subscription, subscrip-tion, which i back 11 years. . Eph Higgins, our P. M , last week, in order to brisk up trade in the P. O. offered of-fered three stamps for five cents, for two day only. . There was a turrible rush for stamps at first, until it was found out that by three atampa at five centa Epb meant two two-cent stamp! and one one-cent stamp, after which the |