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Show . AQOUMD After reading about aome of the alleged raids perpetrated by the myrmidons of the law we are impressed with the Idea that the old English proverb, which is a dearly guarded tenet in law, should " be revised to read: A man's home is the sheriff's castle. , -rilscrlmlnatlnff burglars In Salt Tak are taking only the beat and leaving the ordinary loot behind, which would mid to Indicate that. ' notwithstanding th limitation . placed upon beggars, buralax at ' any rata can ba choosers. 8EI AMERICA FIRST. Stat 'official! aem ts ua to b sorlsble eussee. Thay are alwaya makins vlalta from ona and of this great commonwealth to tho other, or. If they tiro of coin Utah . first, (hey never seem to lack V eonrentlona at nleo rammer reeorte A ' where they can carry th message I K.I . .1 ' " everybody would set tosether and rut down expenses. ... TTonlcii Tg-Ig. the eminent Reeond South street explorer. allows that the social statu. of a chief rook and bottle washer depends upon what was in the bottles. , . a a a IN THE REAMS ' OF LITERATURE. Henry Holcte, who looks ua foe Information and advleo in matters literary, baa written this department aa followst "Say. I aeon In book I was a-readin' tho other day whero It aaya like thia wall, on fuy la talkins to another and ho eye, 'I tell th, tie untrue.' Well, now, what I th Idea of leaving ua up in tho air lika that thsret What does h mean, the 7 Do h mean thaa eon or thee bootlegger ee thss what? Kindly let me know in your next. Ana.! Dear Henry, by unanl mous vet of th judgaa yeu Set th decision, th root beers and th ehamplonship. see. It became our duty to Inform rou, sen tie reader, that notwlth-atandine; notwlth-atandine; th fact that th hlsh rlaaj help bar been unauccessful In obtalnlns; Increaaes In salary. 8tev haa agaJn approached the hnaa. There were two letter In the boa' answer instead of three. . ' e e e DONT ALL SPEAK AT ONCI. A prominent tobacco company haa sent na a carton of clgareta as a sampler. - Ain't there no h prominent automobll companies that would Ilk to attract attention ' to themselves? V ess Anent Babe Ruth Davei I waa to th ball gam' in 'Naw York awhil ag, and . don't let none of these wis guys hid you that this here "Babe" Ruth la a shild wen. der. That "Bab" etuff la a atall. Thia hem run king aa I hav deslded lo nickname him I a full grown man and I am disgustsef with the way tha newspaper makee you believe be-lieve he I another Jackie Cougar. Willi Goofus. see The manager of a heary hitting ball team is said to be, considering an application to the supreme court for an' injunction in-junction against the third strike. Football Weather signs Indicate that th fnotball. poker and coal shoveling eensnn Is fast approaching. . . . . Collegs youths will begin hard training for tho honor of the achool and long train rides. ... . coaches feel Ilk buying some of their men one wsy1 tickets when they set out to vanquish distant rivals. . . . Youths don moleskin. fall on pigskin and akin noae. . . . Heather I raw and raw raw yells get rawer. . . . Boy learn to forward pass and atudy to pes afteraards. . . Farm lads ehass geese all aummer to touchdown . . . oompl see ADIE THE SIREN. Chapter V. (WHAT HAS OOJJB BEFORE: It was a dark and stormy night and th wild wave were roaring. "A and th mor they waved the .X, wilder they got. Sadie, perched on top of a camet was being con- |