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Show Tiusimmm LONOON -y MILTON aPIONNKR, NBA Service Writer. IiNPoff. Aug. Jl. loadonara are confronted by what they feared would happen all tfurtng the war aa tora-eion tora-eion by Oarmana. But thla time, lnataad ln-ataad of coming; with guns, rifle and sword a. the Invader are carrying aprena, napkins and dreee suHa. For this Invasion Is one by restaurant manager and waltere. b while there W a , loat a chance that comes only a nee la a million yeare.- Been on the Strand tha other day: A "queue" of people patiently waiting for a hue. In tha van la a big American Amer-ican woman seeing Umdon. Bua ar-rlvee. ar-rlvee. Little Cockney, dlaregardlng usual rules of British oourtaar. dodgea ahead of American woman and pro-eeeda pro-eeeda to climb etepe to enter bua. Yankee Yan-kee woman, right on the Job. puts her hands under hia arms and balpa Dim "Uppt. uppy." says aha sweetly, "Men first." change In the managerial Ob In a well known reetaurent, A Briton gnea out and a German comes In. Then .ome of hie com patriot a Wje over end get bank the Jobe they had before TTnBrMleh are alarmed at tha flerman Invaalon and London papers are eakmg why. with ao many unemployed unem-ployed in England. German wnltere ehould ba permitted to replace Brit- "" . . ' . . . Tha ways of tha Brttlah preee are past finding out. The Papera are careful care-ful to apeak of the ex-kalaar of Germany, Ger-many, tha ex-crown prince. -cr Ferdinand of Bulgaria and the ex-empreae ex-empreae of Austria. But theae same nepers will tell how the dowager em-preee em-preee of Ruaeta attended aome social function and how King Manuel (long ago of Pertwail attended tha lawn tennis ehamplonehlp gamea. ' Speaking of kings, 'heard a good one the other day. A wed'.h newspaper news-paper reporter oalled up the royal palace So get some news about a big reception. He waa told all tha func-tlonartea func-tlonartea for whom beaaked ware out "WeU. who the- devil are your' naked the reporter angrily. "Oh. I'm only th; king" -Whereupon, not being aa American reporter, he dropped the phone and |