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Show d x 1 More Truth Than Poetry ' By JAMES J. MONTAGUE CMSRCHII LA FIMML A thief perhaps there may hay bees Who swned he wa not lured t sla To buy the ladles guileful things-. , Pearl necklaces aad diamond rings. -- It Isn't wholly past belief. Hut I as yet Hsv, never met A salf-accualng talet . . nefaulters I presume there ar Who did not steal te buy a car Because their allly wives were bound Te spend their Sunday riding rwund. Burn men undoubtedly exlat. But If they do I say te you . The specie I have aliased. ' There may be crook whs 'do not bjy Their baseness to thalr wedding day, " Who do not say that for a dams They played th aay money gam. ' Such criminals there well may be, . , But I declare, ' Ny. more, I swear, x That they're unknown to me There may ba men who've looted banks Who did not blame th, dsed on hank Of hair and rags and also bones And asy so In complaining tones. ' Belike there' dosene of suck men. ' . But If there are, - Not one, tHu far, ' 1 ' . ' Haa swum Into mr ken. TH SOLS SURVIVOR. Wa pearls ts auapect that wheh the rest of th human rare to extinct Char lea We afore wtU still bs la fairly good health, LIMITINO HIS -ATI I NCL Sr. Stelnacb la now going ts make people alder Inetesd ef younger by operation. This will give aim mora laiaur to apend oolaide hi eurgary. - SHININO IXCIRTIONS All men ar flatterers . ears , the ,ne who take' photograph for passport. HI MISSIO HIS CALLING. What a wonderful caddy th, 1st, Mr. lachlaraDl would have made! - . UNFORTUNATILV. Nobody a yet kas succeeded la making th movie foal proof. ACCOUNTED FOR. The turtle, marked by Captain Cook In lni and still alive, never took a drink of whisky ar smoked a cigar in Us Ufa. (Copyrlgkt. ltU, by tha Ball Syndicate, lac) |