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Show If J L-- . THE BULLETIN, DINC11AM CANYON, UTAH JSSP1 ("I 1 TPsE3 P5SiT-...- . -- i By Un KUi. IrmM BRIGHT INSECTS TED HAD a week's vacation and went to the country (or the first time. It was the month (or light-ning bugs and mosquitoes. In two days Ted was home again. "What's wrong?" he was asked. "Why are you back so soon?" "I'll tell you," replied Ted, "it's bad enough to have to put up with ordinary mo-squitoes, but whn they start car-rying lanterns to hunt you, then it'i time to get out." PROFESSIONAL ADVICE Two friends met on the street after not having seen each other for some time. One of them was using crutches. "Hello!" said the other man. "What's the matter with you?" "Street-ca- r accident," said the man on crutches. "When did it happen?" "Oh, about six weeks ago." "And you still have to use crutches?" "Well, my doctor says I could get along without them, but my lawyer says I can't." Out of Danger Mr. Newlywed: "Darling, today I insured my life for $50,000 so you will always be provided for." Mrs. Newlywed: "How clever of you, dear. Now you won't have to go to that old doctor anymore." Short Cut Pastor: "Mr. Grump, I have come at the request of your neigh-bors. They wish me to help you get the profanity out of your life." Mr. Grump: "Well, sir, let me tell you that the quickest way to do that Is to help me get rid of my wife." Hard to Hit Myrt: "Did you try those moth balls I recommended?" Marge: "I sure did, but I think I need to take target practice. I spent the whole evening firing those things, and I didn't down a solitary moth." Painful Reminder Jealous Wife: "Every time you see a pretty girl you forget that you're married." Patient Husband: "On the con-trary, my dear, there is nothing that makes me more aware of it." All Right With Him Parent: "My boy, if you ever hope to marry my daughter you'd better stop taking her to night clubs." Suitor: "I'm grateful to have you say so, sir. Perhaps you could per-suade her to see it your way." EASY TO PLEASE "We had quite a prominent actor as a guest at our house the other evening." "Gracious! didn't you find it hard to entertain him?" "Oh, no, we just handed him a bunch of photographs and a num-ber of his own was among them. He amused himself for hours." " 1 1 f y$iDE , , SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS Terecf Froc: or Janor Szes Shirtvaister Has Charming Air llf I r I LL 1 Attractive Features I'll II 1,,19561 fl BEAUTIFULLY tailored frock iLJ7feal I i.itri in the popular shirtwaist style that,s ag versatile ag can be BuU Something; Special toned pockets are attractive fea- - pRETTY ENOUGH for gradua- - tures as are the brief cool sleeves. tion or special dates later on pattern No. 1962 li a srw-rlt- e perfo- - 1S this junior Style that Combines rntrd pattern for sizes 14. 16, 18. 30 : 40. two fabrics with such charm. Or h44 and 48- - slze Ifl- - yard ol have it all the same fabric if you le. 8EWINO CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. ftSO Beath Wtlll St., Cbleais 1, III. Pattern No. 1956 In a new-rit- e perfo- - Enclose 25 centa In coins (or tach rated piittern In sizes 11, 12. 13, 14, 16 nnd pattern dtsircd. 16. Siie 12. 21'. yards of h eyelet; yards of plain fabric. Pattern No Sin The spring and summer FASHION con- - Nam tains 48 pages of easy to sew, attractive summer styles: special fabric news; free Address pattern printed inside the book. 25 cents. I Quick Needlework Fascinating Design PET QUICK color effects with this wonderful pattern! A bit of outline stitch and single stitches make these fascinating designs. Kitchen towels that are original! Pat-tern 7145 has transfer of 7 motifs about 5Vax7 Inches. Send 20 cents in coin each (for pattern), your name, address and pattern number to. , . . Bewlnr Circle Needleeraft Dept. P. O. Box S740. Chleaco 80, III. r P. O. Bos 162, Old Cbrlsea SUUso, New York II. N. T. Enclose 20 centa for pattern. No Name Address it's as simple si with Better caps & lids 1. Quality tteel Reilienl heary gaijfce, no weakening embouinf or hulicing. 2. Extra coating Third cost food add resistant enamel on gold lac-quer, on tin. 3. Latex tings Built-i- n live lates ruiKs cunhion agsinst jar rims for hitch vacuums. 4. Easier "off" too .Eieiusive thread design provides easy "on and off." 5. Even Special Packing N Crying to separate. Packed Lack ts Slide out ready to use. At $ct a(i5oWy udtA " BEnFJAEfJcirj CAPS&UDS 'm you like 'em so I (fhjft1 Toasted fresh and sweet ffrtm Vsr ffff ht' J I I for folks eat Kellogg's Corn I Jr"Ul Flakes fast as we make 'em! hTFL &i jg " They're your bargain in I UkS KtCk I goodness. Get Kellogg's Corn Flakes. --Jl MOTHER KN0WSS1 ):iD6AFFER n v-- ; 1 rrr , By Clay Hunter I " I " l MfiVMl r I PSD . By MEUORS "E HUOUSEHOU) Sugar to Flowers Let your sugar bowl serve as a cigaret container on some occa-sions. Or fill it with flowers at other times. Supper Dish A supper dish is attractive as a centerpiece holding fruits. It is al-so good for salad. Rip Finger Seam It Isn't necessary to cut off the ring finger of the glove in order to place the ring on the finger. Sim-ply rip the seam on one side of that finger. T AND JEFF By Bud Fisher i'V. WELL, AT LAST O X 0K TuYERy klfRf? I By Arthur Pointer AND WOOLY By Bert Thomas B0, WF wont nnV I , I I f 7733irTVl rVO WHAT CAM A MILKING Wn' ON YOUR SELLS COJ (MACHINE DO THAT YOU BOYS CAN'T DO? :'.MDIDN'T HAVE MILKING MACHINES LC W" m COWS. v REASONABLY. Weil-Ground- Husband: "I'd like to know if I have grounds for divorce." Adviser: "Are you married." Husband: "Certainly." Adviser: "Well, then, there's no doubt of it you have." Age of Chivalry "It's obvious that I'm growing old," sighed the lady. "The con-ductor never helps me onto the bus any more." II W.W.. ... ?jR iff I ! I 'Just Lgmt go imtd this ewiotKQ f ffi,,TEt-- L YOU'RE LOST. J MOTHER WILL PICK VOU UP WHEM SHE GETS THROUGH SHOPPING- - Wanted: A Two-Wee- k Vacation 77 - - !-- . FIRST SERVED Hilda, the cook, was given a steak, with instructions to pre-pare it for the evening meal. "Mmpf," she sniffed, "this won't go far In the family." At dinner, when the steak was served, it seemed considerably shrunken, and there was not enough for everycae. "What happened to the steak?" Hilda was asked. "1 said there wasn't enough," she replied. "Why, as a matter of fact, I'm still hungry." |