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Show SAWDUST WHISKY LATEST BLESSING Local Tenderloin Aroused Over Dr. Wiley's Discovery Discov-ery of a New Hind of Scream-Water. Boose comes out -o' lumber; There's a Jag in every plank; A blockhead needn't worry now, He's sure to have his "tank." A Carnegie medal for Wiley, Two wouldn't be unjust: Nothln's too good for the genius Who gets Joy from sawdust. That's what they were singing over In the tenderloin since the arrival in Salt Lake of news that Dr. Wiley, the Government Gov-ernment poison food expert, has an-' an-' nounced that Jie had discovered how to make whisky from sawdust. It is not wood alcohol whisky, either, but real, potable scream-water that every one can drink. Dr. Wiley says it can't be distinguished dis-tinguished from the liquor . made from corn. ..... .t Must stop to think." he said, "of the millions of tons of sawdust that have gone to waste! It's a shame." He smacked his lips regretfully. He save the discovery will lead To a new industry. in-dustry. Look out for the "wooden Jag. |