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Show I , :v : VIA ,t I X j - .-- 1 4 v j r;:;::!:un-n: -Ath ii ii t 1 1 i imti A a li'tttllT'tit ti rti ftf ti i nil i r Tribuae-WtaeTssi Paste Oeaf An Orchid for No. 100,000! Men. Isabel la. Scheld, chairman, koetees committee. Salt Laks area rheet survey, pins errhid oa Mine Mary Etta Chamberlain, ths lM,M0th person to have her sheet X-rayed si ace October C NOTHING SERIOUS By Dm VaUtin Things srs coming to a pretty psss whsn tfas office girls lock ths boss in ths ssfs. But it happened just ths othsr sfternoon. la a playful saeed, three tlerks sad eteaegraphers ia the Salt Lake City parks department sffice gently slammed ths door of the office ssfs oa Lea PlgnaselU, superintendent sf boys dubs, sad Taad Emery, office manager. It was s (rest loke sad sverveaa was laughing antfl a esrisas-fsced citiiea walked la ths office. "It Mr. Emery in?" bs asked. One of the girls hesitated. But only for a second. Thsn, with s straight fees she wslked over to the safe, twirled the disl snd swung open ths lsrge ssfs door. "Man to see yea, Mr. Bmery," shs ssid hi a basiasss-Hke voice. Mr. Emery wslked out of the ssfs with a sheepish grin snd the visitor is still stunned thst modern-day secretaries keep their bosses under lock snd key. It Thar Doctor In tho Houso Steve Moloney publicity man for the Sslt Lsks Chamber of Com-merce, Com-merce, hss worries sppla worries. On ths rugged shoulders of Steve hss been shoved the task of making Utah spple conscious. Hs is also trying to get rid of ths state's apples ss soon as possible. However, Steve thinks bs has an idea to accelerate ths apple week csmpaign. ' But hs aeeda a doctor. He intends to start a publicity eam-psiga eam-psiga la heaer ef the doctor that wss kept swsy with aa apple a day. ' Any local medloal men ears to compete for the honor? No Mora Naked Handsl Now we come to something really important: This week is "National "Na-tional Glove Week." In a special proclamation issued by ths people who make gloves, of course sll Utahns hsvs been urged to drop everything they're doing snd put on a pair of gloves. , Ge ahead, aew stop everything. Drop that dish, toss thst bale, shove that barge sad put oa a pair ef gloves. The theme of "National Glove Week" is: "Ladies snd Gentlemen always wear gloves." . If thst doesn't present a pretty picture. What kind of gloves csn a fellow or a Isdy wear in bed? What about the bathtub? Certainly,' gloves are out of piece in s bath tub. , Still, ths glove manufacturers could cooperate by cresting special spe-cial gloves for specisl occasions. How shout a special kid glevs to wear whea we're handling teapersmeatal people? And men could use a specisl glove for girls who say, "Don't touch me," oa a moonlight night It would be a good idea also for a special type of glove hotheaded hot-headed duelists could use to slap each other's cheek with before they bring out the shooting irons. How about gloves with two pair of pants for suits that fit like a glove when they should fit like suits? . I Sam, tho Sod Cynic, Soyst With the present Salt. Lake weather, it looks like there's only 56 mora slopping days before Christmas. |
