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Show 1 The Sunny Side of Life J Boy In the Distance Hay, Jimmy! wot's she chasing you for? " Jlmniy She ain't chasing me Tor nothing. noth-ing. I'm training her for a bargain rush next Monday. TWO KINDS. Guest Order me a cah. Clerk Yes. Plr: with or without? Guest How's that? Clerk Auto or horse, sir.. v A HOT ONE. Mrs. Henpeck Women love to stare at a hero. Mr. Henpeck That's the reason they all nock to weddings. HE DREW. His luck at poker was just great. None beat'hlm'at the draw; They heard he was an artist, and The reason then they taw. HE KNEW. The Congressman Xo, sir; my election didn't cost me one rit. The 8cnator Yo -f t off cheap, but you took an awful rlsk.T CABBAGE. 5Trs. Jack Dear, I am going to give you a box of cigars for Christmas. Mr Jack Give me a can of corned beef to go with them. |