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Show LIVELY LITTLE GADZOOKS. The actress stood before" her mirror, in dcublet and hose, and regarded her thin legs anxiously. "I'm not exactly a poem." said she. "but I may pass for heroic verse." Puck. ' The Actor Look here, old man, I wish you'd lend me five dollars In advance, and take it out of my first week's salary. The Manager But. my dear fellox. Just supposing, for the sake of argument, that I couldn't pay you your first week's salary where would I be? Life. "I thonght I'd walk down to the theater tonight Jut to stretch my legs; they say this show has a great chorus." "I'll go along just to stretch my neck." Houston Post. "Tes. the professor asked me what man. In my opinion, had contributed most to the drama's popularity." "And you told him?" "I told him. In my opinion, the Inventor of the opera glass." Puck. If you tell the ticket agent that you travel on your face. Don't be insulted if that gentleman opines. After scanning all the crevices and canons can-ons of your phiz. That you must have traveled on a lot of lines. Life. |