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Show a few promla'l'n players th. folloaria Sunday. Th. Rika aiv. th. lads a rood shew In ths open air ampytneatra her. Friday Fri-day nlcht and ther. was a eood time I had hy all and they pulled a lot ef funny stuff that mad. .very body lau(h, but BUI M waaa't nothlneT t. the thlncs they did to me wnen t joined the Elks only I wasn't Jolnln In the laugh but only furniahina; the xcuae for the others. . We (ot one camper nere that never aeen a atreet ear until he come to Bait Lake, and ha waa carried to th. railroad rail-road station to vet the train In a naked henry that la te say a stripped ford and It aeems to me that la a fair example of Inverted proe-reea. But after he arrived here he didn't see a atreet ear marked "Fort Douglas often enough while he was waltln for one down town to keep him from wlahla that ther. waa rsort of them In opera tlon. v 1 hop. to have aome persona! news In my nest letter BUI beln on account that I am (ettlnc to know some of thaee lads by nam. and I want t. write you what aome of the prominent promin-ent me. Is doln Instead of just tenia you what they la doln aa a crowd. And this afternoon 1 rot a invitation from : the chief of polio, to e out te parley'a jcannlon rolf coara. links and see If 1 can find any asor. of them rout ha. 1 1 mentioned to yoa as hldelni out alone al-one th. faraway, and I feel certain I that I can find them all right beeaue. you remember the .ther day whan I played (olff out there 1 dldnt find anything .Is. brut roughs and I spent the afternoons consortia with and get-tin get-tin mixed tip in their clutches. Tour friend, JIM. ' P. .Major Waterman tha empire of the r-oent polo embrolleo la atlll . with ua an account of the fact that the elevator ahaff In tha Walker Bank : building which be tried to jump down ' to secap. a couple of disgruntled play- era was closed when he got there and he'a got to look for some other wsy t. make bis get away If It becomes . neoeesary. JIM. petition th. other day to pick out th. best company ot boye who had learned faster than th. others and could do better -the thlnga they bad learned Inatead of forgettin when the time come to a. them things, and while the company that won the competition didn't have no cinch on account that they all did good work, the Judges awarded ths honer of w'nnln to company com-pany "f", and thla company will lead the peradea and occupy other positions showln how good there are until th. next competition when aome other company com-pany will grab the award away from them maybe, or they will ahow that they Is still 'he rial gooda by gettln the prise again. , Today wa ha 1 general Inspection of tents and clothing and guns and everything ar.d ther. was only one feller who wn4 to been sfflicted with loss of memory a. to how to clean hla rifle because when the Inspector In-spector looked down the barrel be eouldnt see through to the other end en account It wss so dirty and he told th. camper, "I can't aee through this barrel" and tha camper looked and eaye "you got nothin on me 1 csn't sea through It myself." OLD JA0 STILL WORK, Tha visiters Is fast gettln on to the tricks of the old timers In trying to put over their funny stuff and It ain't so May for th. regulars to get the laugh on tha new comers but ther. waa a couple of thee, lads who spent the beet fart of last night out In th perad. groond looking for the skirmish Una which aosne hard belled guy had aent them out to untangle because be-cause ha said It had got caught In the I telephone line and waa tangling up the conversation which the room orderly was bavin with hla jane over on aouth temple street and tha orders the adjutant ad-jutant waa trying to get to the officer of the day to publiahvthe next morning. morn-ing. The athletic officer haa Hned ap a couple of base ball leaguee and they expect to get buey around about Monday Mon-day and will probably be gotn so good by ths end of the week that Judge Land Is will be called on to settle a couple at disputes by Friday and eject i i C. M. T. Camp. Port Douglas, Utah, August (, 1J1. BIU: I didn't writ, you for a eoupla daya beln en account of my parertyphold profferlaxla Injection which you remember re-member la give to you to prevent you from gettln throwed down by the typhoid ty-phoid fever germane which the medicine medi-cine men saya la In your blood mayfce, after yoa drink water out of nibley lake or soma other place where the ebb ain't equal to the flow or some other ouch proposition In hlghdrawltcs which lets theee fever germane etsy In groups In the waXer Inatead of beln moved out of It and .then when yon drink the water you get the germana and the germane get you with the fever. Tou get the connection. connec-tion. BillT And ao you see that In directly Mr. Volatld Is probabbhjr to blame for thla trouble also, beln on account that a good many of ua wouldn't run no risk of gettln these fever germana In this' way if that gentle man bad'nt of removed re-moved water from tha classification of 'household addjunka sack aa something some-thing to wash the ford with or to temper the high spirits of commercial commer-cial gasoline or maybe to clean out behind little Arthur's ears with, but Instead he puts aver something on us ao that In future yeare when we la abroad In europ. or Wisconsin and wa reffer proudly to the fact that we spring from fin. American stock erhy every body will know we Is really reterrin to watered stock. NO ALIBI ON K. . Well anyway noW daya they give yoa thla Injection In the arm eo you wont get any fever and consequently any excuse for not beln able to do your share of kitchen police and other domestic gymnasstics, and after you get thle in the arm where they put it by Jabblo you with a nraasurt thata got th. allemlghty system of greasln a car .ntlrsly beat, after they do that to you your arm swells up like a newly appointed fourth class postmaster and geta as sore as ths deefested eandydate for the same office of-fice and you have a all round heiuva time. And thata th. kind ef a time I been bavin and explains why I ain't wrote you sine. th. last occasion about the C. M. T. campers who la still steppln on tha gaa up here In the way of makln progress. I Th. boys certainly have been keepln full union hours In their tralnln work and workin eight hours every day and they aura aro beglnnln to show j good results from thslr efforts and the efforts of their trainers not to say anything about the good results they sr. showln from keepln regulsr hoars and aatln regular food regularly, and ther ain't one of them that acta like they want to quit or la aorry that they com. hera to learn preparedneee Inatead maybe of eettln around back home and amokln the old mans plug cut er cuss In out th. party hi power or doln something equally useless and. non productive of benefit to the community com-munity In general and hla family In particular. And It certainly la amasla Bill, what can be done In the way of tralnln and tnstructln when you get hold of several hundred good and healthy boys what haa average In-tellgence, In-tellgence, and in aome cases mora, to start "With and thla Intellgenc la aid. partner to a a eel re to learn something that they know is goln to be useful In any business what they go In for and specially ueeful if aome other nation forgets Ita awn business or gets tired of tendln to It and scans In to try and manage ours, for ua, and It becomes up to us to show them that they can't get away with that sort of stutt j OYS ON PARADE. Wa bad a bataUioa parade and cam- i |