Show Mimic Squirrels When Your Plane Is oj and Repeat Short Sweet Prayers Pilot Advises Advises' By PAUL GALLICO New York News Sports Writer Roger Q Williams dropped Into the thc office the other day for lor a chat Nc Hc flew to Rome over clouds and through lot fog nIl the way They saw the ocean only twice during the whole trip when a hole opened up suddenly and Ilor for a moment the they looked down upon an angry lashing sea Mot to t of at the time they new flew at cot teet Roger said that the motor spit once and that hl his heart henrt kicked over right along with it Then the motor picked up and so did his heart Ing down from feet all hands would have had plenty of time to r re 1 vIew their sins and reflect upon their misdeeds before belore landing In the drink Took a ground lesson from Roger In ina 11 a forced landing on the water Remember the tho Prayer Ground lessons In flying are very important You et who has been through the mill to tell you ou what to do under certaIn conditions Then you ou ho hope you will remember h what t to do and ho how to do it when it happens to you 1 Flying over over rough country a nIce forest lorest Is supposed to be as good a landIng place a any if you see It corn com ing I have never never tried It Mr Wil Vil hams liams advises to level oft off and squash in tall first by hauling hauling- back Additional sU suggestions Good Idea to have the switch pU throw back the goggles and throw the forearm over the You may get a broken arm but among fliers this is consid ered better than a f fractured skull A pr prayer ler at this point advised nd Make It briet and to the point It is no time to be long ed It If you are lucky th the light bows at atthe atthe the tops of the will take up th the shock and th the win wings will stop the th ship If you are still more lucky no broken boughs will come up through the thc fuselage and spear you ou Then there remains nothing to do but get down out of the thc tree whIch should be comparatively simple after aCter what you ha have e just been bce through h. h Just think how the do It and we use wethe the s me system I still run Into ho sa the r ground and what's more 1 I aInt Good ol old terra f good coode goodenough e enough ough f for r me Damn Damn dangerous place that earth 1 read of 01 people getting killed on It nIl all the thc time Favorite line ot of air shy gentlemen Id love to go up hut but I promised my I would never go go up without her Some people want to live for for- ever ever Airplane engines are getting better all the time People who dont don't Uy fly in fogs or storms or get drunk rarely get hurt in n airplanes I P Parachutes 1 Do Comfort Add pleasant sensations On a Sub subzero zero day with wind ruin rain md and sleet to be sitting In the thc drawing room of 01 ofa a railroad train drinking a hl high h ball balland arid and readi reading g a book or playing bridge You look into the murk up murky o cr head and thInk how sol gol dinged glad you are that you are where you are arc arcand and not up irs in the soup roup New students will be requIred to todo do spIns for private under the new requirements If riding it round makes you ill you ou wont won't like spins either I like loop Ing the loop but make very untidy loops I think if I can sell a of oC pieces to the magazines Ill I'll bUYa ship ot of my own ALso a parachute Gre Great comfort a parachute When you wear one you find yourself ing for and caressing the ring rint every so often orten Thank you gentlemen |