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I I Patsy OBrien O'Brien Suggests Suggests' That Promising Heavy Take Trip By Walter Davenport FROM FROl THE Dear Patsy I 1 won a couple of fights last night and got a draw with the Wife which is a lot of at heavyweights do all their life even It if I do say so To begin with Patsy I 1 made what the cans calls history of Tuffy Harrigan a college boy from New Mexico l In four rounds At the same time I 1 got rid of at riy wife's brother JIm Lynch and so did everybody else in this part ot of the country because whIle Jim Lynch aint got much sense aUll in alt all he aint got so little that he cant can't take a hint like he got I AWAY AVA Like I told you my wife wu was In Atlantic Atlantic At- At lantic City waiting for a 8 train to come home on and while she ahe was waIting there her luck must of run out on her she m met t h her 1 long lost brother Jim who had been runnIng a 8 string o of lea flea cir cir- He fEe was waiting for tor a 8 train too but bul had to let a a. lot of them go iy In because because be- be cause lie he Is the sort o of f fellow V lIo who nev never r has a ticket and has to be very particular particular par par- what kind of a a. train lie he takes But Dut my wife got him tL a ticket t and made him hini ride on the train with h her l' l rom From all I hear heal Patsy In spite ot of the fact that lIe had a 8 ticket tie he ducked under the seat scat the minute he saw the conductor co coming In the car and It look my wife and the conductor and the brakeman and a 8 couple o of passengers to get him to come on out from under the seat seal and give up II his ticket It beIng the first time he ever rode Inside a train Iraln since he once rode a piece wl whit 11 a a. sheriff h BECOMES lEs lIL Anyway when he got here he and my wife decided he would be a a. good manager mana- mana gel ger for tal me and the first thing I knew Joe Ioe Shakespeare offered me II a fight wIth thIs Taffy ruty HarrIgan h I took and Jim Lynch started In to man manage e me That wasn't so bad but he be began to get Ideas and Patsy I had llad to do something some some- tiling thing about It because was safe around where this Jim Lyoch was getting get get- ting Ideas K 0 he said to me already ad I got gotan gotan an Idea and I feel as e It if a a. lot more were going to happen I 1 would not be surprised cur sur- I if It wouldn't be long a 8 alot lot o champions would be begging meto me meto to be their manager and I would not have any aDY time Ume to tool fool with so 60 yoU will have to do some come nice and get Into the big dough because a smart tell fellow ow like me wont won't hang II GUDd a a. penny ante game long SWELL Listen sap cap J I said if you are alIve In two weeks lets you and me talk about this Something tells me you aint going to be hero here much longer and I am too busy to try to stop anything from happening hap hap- pening to you ou provided It Is bad Welt Veil this Is no way for tor a a. manager and his Me boy to b be talking before a 8 tIght fight even If It Is a throw away fight he said This Idea I got Is one that Demps Dempsey y would ot of paid a a. lot of noney for tor In PhIlly and Chicago and I wouldn't be surprised I if he wouldn't come tack when ho he hears how I 1 can thInk Lets go over to the gym and I want to see ceo you work vOrk out with Mixer Mateer Over at the gym I put on the he gloves Mixer Mateer who was a a. born boxIng boxing box box- Ing partner lIe He has never done anything anything any any- thing else elsa but be somebody's boxing partner ne fEe started as a. a a. bo for tor Tomm Tommy Burns and Is In still at It hopIn hop hop- In lag that he will get a a. tIght fight at some show chow tome some night He Ha Is been a a. boxing partner part part- ncr ner for tor Jess Willard Villard Jack Jack Dempsey Dempse and Gene Tunney and shile it 11 aint made hint him any better lookIng than he was at first still In all he Seas 1188 fought the best ot ef them In the gym and Is cull going strong to spite of t being a little goofy which dont don't show sho unless you have met him before WORn TWO T ROU ROUNDS DS Alter AItel Mixer and me worked out for tor two round Jim Lynch got his hat and said everything was like he had doped It and that lie he was going out Into some park to think Listen K 0 he said caid did you feel teel any o of those punches that dropped on your chin 1 Who m me I said Of course not Fine iel he os aid Did you feel any o of th those shots t to the s stomach Dont be foolish I said N Na With that he went out and found a park with no cops In It and sat down downan an and thought for tor a 8 minute or 01 so and come conse back ty J wIfe hl his was with him MATER MAKE MISTAKE Listen n SI K 0 he said sad we made a big mistake When you OU said you would take on this Tuffy Harrigan for tor five hundred berries s yoU were just ut kicking twenty five hundred In the slats becaUSe because be- be caUSe It If we had held out for twenty twenty- five hundred we could of won that S as easy as we will take down thIs half hal grand yoU went went and sold yours yourself l for tor harvey my Wife said said listen to every word Jim hete hee says rays because Jle be has got ot the td idea a. a for tor you youve youe ever had and aDd I am sure we are alt all very grateful to him I have told him that for tor doing all this for tor us that we will give him half hal the five hundred instead d ot of a third and that YOU and I will divide up the rest I Well Patsy I did not say anything I because I was afraid that It if I did Jim would sUddenly get another Idea which would cl 1 up the other hal half o of the live five hundred hUDdled bucks So all I said IBid was this STOPS Well J lets let's ts t's hear heal YOUr two hundred and fIfty dollar Idea and try to ke keep p It Itce down to about ten words word you ou can tire tire- flounce ce My wife started to say but her brother give gite her a pat pal on the back and she b begin to cough so that he had bad hada a good chance hance to say what he had dug up out of his brains brain This boy from New M he h. said said wili w take advice from most moat anybody anybody any any- body so long as they holler loud enough Now that I 1 have found that out I wilt do this I know he cant can't hurt us by hitting yoU on the chin and I know we wont won't feel teel It If he hits you In the stomach So as soon as you OU begin to fight I will sneak over to his corner cornel and begin hollering At first I will holler hoHer to him to keep them up and he will begin sOcking you on the chin That will w leave him wide op open n for tor a a. body attack at- at tack Then rhen wh when n I get tired ot of doing that I will begin hol hollering In the bread bread- basket In ho the breadbasket and the poor goof wilt b begin gln socking you ou In the stomach and YOU will then knock him cold with a flock o of rights end lefts to the chin b because cause lie will w be busy workIng work work- Ing on your our stomach and will be wid Op open n as I sa say MA tIAr lATE T IDEo IDE Is that all your Idea I aid Yell Tes he said and It good I Iam Iam am thinking of patenting It so Jimmy Johnston and Doe Doc Daeley Bagley and Leo Flynn and those boys boy dont don't cop It because It Its It's the first good Id Idea a. a the game Bame hU has had for tor y years Jimmy said my wife throwIng anna anns around lis neck you are won won- lf It here had had you for fora Ol Ola a manager from the start instead ot of that prairie dog dOIr Patsy he would of Well been something ot tr n put It In a a. nutshell a I |
