| Show My Opinion By Walter Kiernan The 0 O P A has hired a typical typical typical cal housewife to give advice to the young legal brains of the department before they bring down the whole fury of womankind womankind womankind woman woman- kind on their heads What we would like to know makes her typical Does she let her husband be- be lieve hes he's a smart man while privately doubting It herself Has she got youngsters to wake her in the middle of the night to ask what holds the stars up And is she disposed to tell them or put the slipper to them Has she- she shea a faded kimona she hates to part with although theres there's a a. new housecoat in the box since two Christmases ago Does she goo up her face going to bed and hope it will erase the wrinkles that years of husband husband husband hus hus- band and kids and budgeting and worries nobody knows about caused If not she's no typical housewife The typical housewife is any woman who ever has with one hand bound up the Wounds and hurts her husband carried home from business and with the other hand beat up biscuits for supper Thought for the day Angels in disguise the disguise the typical house house- wives |