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Show H. L PHILLIPS Lexicon of Global Diplomacy Aggressor. A fellow who thinks three years long enough to wait for peace. Unity. Any man using a mirror to establish a quorum of two necessary neces-sary for an agreement on something. some-thing. Satellite. A man with a foot on his neck trying to act as if he liked it. Fascist. Anybody who opposes Communism. Economic Imperialist. A guy who keeps books, knows where he stands and likes to plan for tomorrow. tomor-row. Appeaser. Any man who before ; going over Niagara Falls in a barrel wants to see if it has a top and bottom. bot-tom. Collaboration. The act of almost agreeing on a point at which neither will yield. The Communists of Russia are celebrating the 30th anniversary of their founding. It seems to the rest of the world that it has been under denunciation twice that long. A yearling trotter brought $42,000 at a sale in Harrisburg recently. Some fellow is convinced that gas rationing is coming back, Christmas shopping this year Is going to bring back tender memories of the days when you could get something for somebody some-body for less than $25. ... Half those dizzy spells these days may be caused by watching the newsreel photos of football games. |