| Show f SA SAY Y IT ii IT J GAIN t r l' l 81 1 I Bj Dy Herb Pric g i Fair Fr Trade I The victim of this accident didn't actually lose much if the tors ke but then he hed d didn't gain a great deal cither either I SNI Sed the yarn He received possible broken ribs and a The Whole Tooth I I I. One of S SI I As A's friends has been 10 to busy of late he hasn't had lime to see his dentist during dentist hours ho The other night one of his got that old feeling so he heed Ailed ed the puller and said Hey ve ye got trouble Can you ou take ire are of me now And the doc doe said sure hed he'd be belad belad belad lad to do it Meet him right way I lAnd And so they met And the doc rent ent to work turning the theadio adlo adio for entertainment as he heId heid id so o. o But the patient wasn't entertained entertained enter enter- at all In fact he was nas a little put out at the doctor for while the pain was the toughest be lie was wai forced to listen to a littie little lit lit- tie tle program appropriately titled The Contented Hour And he wasn't the least bit Thanks TeePee Petit Most people like pets Most people who vho like pets like a or b cats Some people who nho like pets dont don't like a dogs ar or r b cats They like other things like chinchilla or snakes or r bab baby leopards or even birds nus story is about birds or snore nore specifically about parrots I and nd the people who nho like em cm Parrot lovers Javel's like the L. L F. F aimers almers 1232 E. E South and leir dotter Mrs l T. T P. P Sweeney ive ye their parrot because he is not dumb dumb- animal This you will vill villote ote ste is the exact opposite from t st pet lovers who love their et ets because they are dumb ani- ani lalL 1811 But ask the Palmers about their year old bird In addition to tot 1st t sitting there looking wise wise wise- bEth any dumb animal can do E Pour Polly can talk And she can Jig And she can wl whistle So when you go to visit the aimers almers dont don't accuse them of iving crazy people in the house that's just Polly Pollys Polly's fa- fa rite song is Sweetheart which ie sings Eings on practically no provo- provo tion in a a husky contralto voice ie also sings How Can I Go On You How Dry I Am Sweet Adeline and 1108 raid fraid of the Big Bad Wolf Volf And Andr r favorite fa tune for whistling is I frees which f he does with deep I ding cling I Were We're going out and see PoU Polly me ne of these days and see If shean she sho an also write Wouldn't that e a fine pet f for or S I A. A Shed She'd be bo company compan on cold inter Unter nights she could show tor Or the visitors and in a pinch sven even en write the column for to to- to morrow No other columnist an n make THAT statement One More And then before we forget it wre's wres the strange case of Cal flings and Bill Bm Its It's ranger tranger to Bill than to Cal ut more profitable to Cal just before election that al J observed while watching a lend of his buy a watch in m Bills Bill's tore we that he wished he could af- af 3rd rd such a watch Maybe e he mused Maybe Ia be It 11 wins ins Ill I'll be able to bo buy one f Heck neck sed Bill BUI with the Philosophy so man many folk had hadi before Nov Nor ov 2 if Truman does wm Win i In Ill I'll give you ou one one lAnd And just the other day Cal l Upped topped by and picked up his v watch nt V and now Bills Bill's s wonder- wonder ng ag JJ if it perhaps he wasn't the fall cay y on one of th those se heads you OS se tails taU I win propositions Ace |
