Show I Winchell I. Heres Here's New P Parker Story f i Bob vs Hope Di Diamond I Refugee Spurs Doublet lk Old but Good M Mrs Jimmy I Young Toung the new ne paper gal passes the one about the along American v- v woman In London for her first air raid She was so scared she jumped Into a near by garbage 1 can Two Chinese came along and saw zaw her Goodness me said the first What strange people are these oc occidentals In China we wouldn't think of throwing away a pretty 2 woman like that for at least another another another an an- other 10 years years' t Dot Is s Dot Vay Yay Eddie Cantors Cantor's c favorite anecdote about Dot Parker Parker Parker Par Par- ker deals with the time she was bored stiff at someone's country s place for the week end She senta sent senta a pal this telegram Please rush loaf of tf f bread and 4 a saw and file Teh Teh Two girls 11 and 13 were picked up here They said they ran away from New Haven because the town bored us Poor kids Too old for tic tac toe and too blase for Yale men In Other Words The World- World Telly relly interviewer described Franz the German refugee author author author au au- au- au thor this way Here is a small man with a face broad f and as a 4 That's a nice thing to j about a stan portis and howd how'd you if he the same 1 Two vaude- vaude were standing hi in front of k the Palace theater reminiscing about the good old days Too v bad sighed the first cally Just as I was about to be booked into this house they rang the curtain down on vaudeville vaudeville- and gone are all my hopes and dreams dreams my my toughest break To which the other replied plied in in- differently So what What did you miss miss miss-a a couple of bows Observation Evalyn Walsh McLean's McLeans McLeans McLean's McLeans McLean's Mc Mc- Leans Lean's Hope Diamon is a pretty I i bauble around her own neck But Its It's gonna be an awful weight on Senator Bob Reynolds' Reynolds when he 1 comes up for reelection in the Noth C Clina Una hill hillbilly illy precincts Our Ho Hum Dept The ex- ex S colonel is pretty gloomy about the America of the future Said Lindbergh How much longer free speech will be possible in the United States I do not know It will be a sad day all right when a man cant can't go on the radio and aDd freely yell his sour gripes Yah Yali Yah Hitler and Goering were discussing the inexhaustible o 0 manpower of the Russians according according ac ac- ac- ac j 1 cording to Operative Jackie Ellinson Ellin- Ellin son Those Russians Russian certainly haf a lot of men said Adolf So vot said Goering Three reeks ago ve ye killed ten million Russians Tv Two To o ago ve ye killed I forty million Russians Last ve ye killed fifty million Hitler Hitler Hit Hit- S ler vun hundred million men Yah said Goering all ve haf hafto hafto hafto to do iss kill million more ve ye vill haf dot whole machine gun nest out The Retort Proper Then theres there's V the on one one about the draftee who es escaped escaped escaped es- es from the guardhouse The sentry caught the dickens from his corporal Didden I tell you to put a man manat at every exit Yeah but this bird was smart He lIe le left t through an entrance Alan Dinehart the 42 star got gets get's laugh augh With sith it the other g night but if youve you've read your I Molnar biographies then skip It Molnar never got up before 4 p. p m m. Until he was Involved in a lawsuit over one of his plays He Head had ad to to be in in court by py 8 in the morning when he saw the streets crowded with people Goodness he observed What 1 lot t of people gong going to court The Firing Squad r Bloomington Blooming I ton Ind md I have just finished readIng readIng reading read- read Ing your jour our column headed The Firing Firing Fir Fir- ing ng Squad and I dont see how t anyone could be so narrow minded y and downright stupid as to interpret interpret inter inter- t- t pret your attack on the Senator r Wheeler throwing egg incident as c anything except what It clearly was was was-a a defense of one of the basic principles upon which h thes these United stat States i were founded What this y country needs is more men like likey i y you Dikes f. f 7 Chicago HI m. Why dont don't you go 0 home home Carl 7 CarI Carl A A. Johnson i Kansas City Mo Next to D R H. H you Ou are the greatest American Amer Amer- ican M. M M H H. Corcoran N N Y I think you stink l Mrs W W. v. v Bendel Bende Copyright 19 Daily Mirror |