| Show Bund Members Urged to TaRt Ta Work Offered by Hitler Hilier J i Walter Winchell The Private Papers of a Cub I. I Reporter Newspapermen n everywhere can canI I be proud of the way one of them died In London His name one name one to rem remember Was remember was was Arthur F F. B B. Portman Many Americans knew him through his line by-line That was tagged on the copy he penned for Horse and Hound for Portman was one of Europe's best racing reporters Portman's wife was an invalid ridden bed-ridden for for- several several sev sev- eral ral years She was unable to go goto goto goto to the shelters when the nazi bombers came over t to wage Hitler's Hitler's Hitler's Hit Hit- lers ler's war a against the helpless in their homes That's the way ay it was the last morning the Port- Port mans heard the raid siren The reporter went where he always went during raids to the bedside of his ailing wife And there he was killed with her by a bomb You can only hope that this German German German Ger Ger- man airman can an some day know where his bomb hit It might Ight do him good to know that one Englishman Englishman Eng Eng- lishman In those few minutes showed more courage and gallantry gallantry gallantry gallan gallan- try than the whole German army has shown in two wars And it ft might be something for all of Germany Germany Germany Ger Ger- many to know that know that a nazi flier with a rack of bombs couldn't frighten the decency out of an Englishman 79 years of age Literary Lace A. A Her failure to be politic took on the proportions of ot ota ofa a magnificent gesture She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers Don Herold's Work is a form of nervousness Damon Runyan's She talked with a knife in her voice Anon's If you tell your friends the state of your health you are merely taking them into your confidence if you tell strangers you are a neurotic The Louisville Journals Journal's A news item says Moscow residents residents residents resi resi- dents average one bath in 18 months Things like this are are what attract young boys to I This is the first time we have ever done a favor for the members members members mem mem- memi i bers of the German-American German Bund At any arty rate this is to help advertise the happy news Adolf Hitler needs and wants at least Bund members in the United States to hurry back to Germany for work Hitler admits admits admits ad ad- mits a big labor shortage shortage all all sorts of good jobs are open at fine salaries salaries salaries sal sal- aries All you have to do is report to the nearest German con con- They rhey will provide all expenses expenses ex ex- ex- ex I It sounds like a good bargain all around Why not take advantage of it you it-you you Bund members members mem mem- bers hers You can return to the I country you love love and and Americans will LOVE to see you GO I Memos l of a st Trying to i Fall Asleep at Noon The news that Mrs Jim Farley is wearing a Willkie button is no surprise to cafe You should hear her Strange sight on Broadway The Military Police and their arm armbands armbands armbands bands MP swinging their clubs about Times Square I like Guy Lombardos Lombardo's epitaph to a musician Time has finally beat him Orchids to the brain that figured out those rear signs on a truck truck- the sign on the left r reads ads Sane The one on the right reads Idiots What almost started a riot in the Stork club this morning at 4 when he waited until he got near the door door and and then focusing his lungs on Rex Smith of Newsweek Schuyler Kudner and other yelled Hooray for Roosevelt Whew What a narrow escape They tell you that the two up- up people in the Jolson show are Joanne Marshall the c chorine orine who is the stars star's George Miller the companion chorus chorus' It Martha be who is Mrtha Rayes Raye's |
