Show ALONG AY BROADWAY WITH WINCHELL- WINCHELL H Heroic e rol c Taxicab T b Driver D r i ye r Gets While Thieves While Tag Tag Chasing By WALTER VALTER WINCHELL Tales T les of of the Town Her Herman an Gottlieb an nn IOTA cabman No 2877 probably wonders wonders wonders won won- ders what the real al definition of justice is Herman was parked on the corner at and Park avenue last Jan 30 when he heard ea d a yo youth th yell 1 Stop those thieves as he chased three m men n. n Herman Hcrman joined the chase and collared them until a bluecoat bluecoat blue blue- coat took took- them in hand The victim was Lamont Lament Jr grandson o oj of J. J Pierpont Morgans Morgan's partner Junior asked Herman to accompany him home where g grandpa offered him the fare and the reward reward 5 Easy money perhaps However He Herman man is a little disappointed He expected it appears to 4 ed eel by Iby the police commissioner who gives cabbies some some- sort of ot a butt button for acts of bravery ery or for helping the gendarmes Instead he got a ticket for parking his hiscar hiscar hiscar car on a end dead-end street From Good News News a tabloid dedicated to a Jamaica tabernacle we learn from the headline across four columns that Isaiah Jeremiah Jeremiah Jere Jere- miah Ezekiel and Daniel with Twelve of ot the minor prophets are coming to Jamaica Part of ot the story states I am no more anxious for you to come como to these meetings meetings' than Walter Valter Winchell is for you to re read d his column in The Mirror and write him a letter letter- giving him inside dope of a pending pend pend- ing divorce or better still call can his hisMan hisMan hisMan Man Friday on the tho phone than Heywood Broun will willbe be to straighten up his clothes or his hair But I want you to come The editor who plays the roles of ot various arlous prophets goes on to say I I wouldn't have to write this for people who love their Bible but this is written for those who vho dwell in the twilight zone of nonsense and neo fakers who think life Ufe is a a laugh and death a fancy to interest the tho ar ar- who coin new phrases such a. a as Heir Hell Condition and think they have discovered a new word and demand their names appear high up In the Check book Poor creatures creatures creatures crea crea- I tures they'll need heed more more than newly newly newly new new- ly coined words to get them through the judgment It is wicked to say cay that we we do not love the Bible It seems to us that too many nany people who claim to have all the tho passes to Heaven go around assuming that they also have all the passes to HelL We Ve have seasoned the column with all sorts of or trivia about chorus girls girls but but this will remain our favorite for tor a long time The Hollywood management had to drop one of the girls the other night night cutting cutting down etc She Sho has another job job but but it w wont won't nt be ready for five ive weeks She is penniless her nearest kin are states away and One Must E Eat t Well she wont won't go hungry hungry- thanks to the girls in the show Most of ot whom have decided to lose three days' days pay each by staying out of the show that long so the girl can take their place place- and get her regular wages A refreshing gesture indeed Will VIll they all consider themselves affectionately affectionately affectionately af af- af- af embraced Love and |