Show IT MUST 1 BE THE HEAT B BOYS 5 brassily blaring bugles beckoning beJ be- be J abecedarians rouse the ire of members of the Farmers Farmers' and Workers Workers' V Prot Protective Protective Pro Pro- t union at Provo By resolution they call all upon school auth authorities there to substitute b bells ll t to summon children t to t their i l lessons ons Bu flu 1 01 and belligerency arc not far apart in the opinion of the members of the union Tunefully Tunefully Tune Tune- fully tolled bronze bells Provos Provo's petitioners protest promote peace symbolize serenity advance advance advance ad ad- vance amity conduce concord and at the thc same time tell hill tardy teachers and laggard learners that read in an Arithmetic require ready regard In fewer words the unionists class bugling bURling as inciting students to martial thoughts We Te must beg to disagree First Call Assembly and To UTo the Colors pleasingly pleasingly pleas pleas- intoned arc are sprightly and quickening airs nh's just the thing to stir enthusiasm and urge pupils to fall in line and march with light step brisk cadence and smiling faces to their class class- v rooms If the thc passing of years has not dulled memory there thele was no such motivation in the dolorus ding ling dong doug and clattering clang clang of the old school hell bell Tinkling or tolling of telephone bells beHs doorbells alarm clock bells fire engine bells and bells in general on the theother theother other hand in ill their rude way incites resent resent- men ment t. t Anyway Anwa wed we'd like to split a hair with these Provo folks if they dont don't mind Getting technical the bo boys s 's dont don't blow bugles to announce announce announce an an- the thc beginning of school They sound their calls on trumpets A bugle is a trumpets trumpet's small brother and it emits a sharper more piercing tone than the bigger horn Besides a trumpet is a chosen instrument Gabriel is iso 40 o use one on ou the morning we are waked from our long sleep on the hillside What's good goodenough goodenough goodenough enough for Gabriel ought to be good enough for announcing the beginning of school Now if the complaint had been against saxophones well weIl well that would have been something else again |